The name has stuck. All attempts at ridding myself of this revolting nickname have failed. I am therefore, Bangkok Dick. It is only to be expected that an idiot who has spent the best part of 11 years living in a squalid, filthy city such as Bangkok has earned himself such a name but in fairness, got off lightly. Let's face it, it could have been far worse. Such a long period in the Adults Playground leaves one with a cockeyed view of the world really. The brown skinned beauties with long black hair and sensible price tags have done little to return me to normality. Smiling Assassins all of them! The odd looks from women here in Paphos expecting me to fall apart suffering with revolting and incurable Siff have largely stopped now. "Eeeeh, there goes that filthy pervert again, Mavis told me he shagged 9 women in one go". Wrong you stupid fat old bag, it was 6 actually. Chaps still sidle up when the old lady has gone for a piss and ask me about naughty girls and what they get up to. I have to make a quick character appraisal before letting them in to sensitive secrets. For some, the reality would be too much.
So with this greeting, I hope to be a regular contributor to this forum
