A squirrel has stolen my dinner

[Barman]

Nut Roast?

Surely not even Nick is that clumsy.... 

He just burnt his tongue.... 

[Grumpmeister]

Wrong end of the cigarette again? 

[Barman]

Wrong end of the cigarette again? 

Almost certainly.... 

[Jilted John]

You've got a red squirrel! Lucky bastard!

[Pastis]

This thread seems to be on a par with "Freddie Star Ate My Hamster"   

[Grumpmeister]

You've got a red squirrel! Lucky bastard!

We've got black ones round here at the moment, makes a change to see the grey squirrels being run off.

[Barman]

This thread seems to be on a par with "Freddie Star Ate My Hamster"   

And WWII Bomber Found On Moon.... 

[Pastis]

You've got a red squirrel! Lucky bastard!

We've got black ones round here at the moment, makes a change to see the grey squirrels being run off.

Were they wearing hoodies?

[Jilted John]

Black ?

[Grumpmeister]

These evil buggers John.



I'm trying to decide if they are vicious or just suicidal as they keep picking fights with seagulls.

[Barman]

 

[Grumpmeister]

That would work against most of them although there is one who has decided that dogs charging towards them = lunch (and not for the dog) I'd love to see that standoff. 

[Barman]

That would work against most of them although there is one who has decided that dogs charging towards them = lunch (and not for the dog) I'd love to see that standoff. 

I'd love to see squirrel vs Beretta... 

[apc2010]

That would work against most of them although there is one who has decided that dogs charging towards them = lunch (and not for the dog) I'd love to see that standoff. 

I'd love to see squirrel vs Beretta... 

Is Beretta your house cleaner ............

[Grumpmeister]

That would work against most of them although there is one who has decided that dogs charging towards them = lunch (and not for the dog) I'd love to see that standoff. 

I'd love to see squirrel vs Beretta... 

Depends if you can aim fast enough