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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #540 on: May 08, 2013, 06:23:39 AM »
Are we rolling any cheeses down hills ?

I believe there is a large collection of fromage à la molette somewhere.  It is the result of some of the boys less tasteful activities during their men only games nights.  sick2:

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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #541 on: May 08, 2013, 06:55:35 AM »
Are we rolling any cheeses down hills ?

I believe there is a large collection of fromage à la molette somewhere.  It is the result of some of the boys less tasteful activities during their men only games nights.  sick2:

Help yourself but I would advise wearing your Marigolds.  Thumbs:

I will be planting up the hanging baskets today did we sort out someone to water them and the tubs or do I need to ask  Bickering in Bloom?

I'm not watering them....  noooo:
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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #542 on: May 08, 2013, 07:04:33 AM »
Are we rolling any cheeses down hills ?

I believe there is a large collection of fromage à la molette somewhere.  It is the result of some of the boys less tasteful activities during their men only games nights.  sick2:

Help yourself but I would advise wearing your Marigolds.  Thumbs:

I will be planting up the hanging baskets today did we sort out someone to water them and the tubs or do I need to ask  Bickering in Bloom?

I'm not watering them....  noooo:

Well, would you at least join the team that has agreed to pee in the compost bins?
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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #543 on: May 08, 2013, 07:44:06 AM »
Are we rolling any cheeses down hills ?

I believe there is a large collection of fromage à la molette somewhere.  It is the result of some of the boys less tasteful activities during their men only games nights.  sick2:

Help yourself but I would advise wearing your Marigolds.  Thumbs:

I will be planting up the hanging baskets today did we sort out someone to water them and the tubs or do I need to ask  Bickering in Bloom?

I'm not watering them....  noooo:

Well, would you at least join the team that has agreed to pee in the compost bins?

Plant an lemon tree - I'll pee on that like....  Thumbs:

I miss my lemon tree....  sad24:
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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #544 on: May 08, 2013, 08:29:55 AM »
I miss my lemon tree....  sad24:

You always did,

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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #546 on: May 08, 2013, 09:45:48 AM »
I miss my lemon tree....  sad24:

You always did,

 drumroll:

 lol: lol: That's not how it works. doh: I think that we may have to put you on litter collecting duties.  You could probably get the hang of that if we go over it with you enough times. noooo:
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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #547 on: May 08, 2013, 10:32:37 AM »
I miss my lemon tree....  sad24:

You always did,

 drumroll:

 lol: lol: That's not how it works. doh: I think that we may have to put you on litter collecting duties.  You could probably get the hang of that if we go over it with you enough times. noooo:

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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #548 on: May 08, 2013, 05:05:29 PM »
I miss my lemon tree....  sad24:

You always did,

 drumroll:

 lol: lol: That's not how it works. doh: I think that we may have to put you on litter collecting duties.  You could probably get the hang of that if we go over it with you enough times. noooo:

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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #549 on: May 08, 2013, 05:34:48 PM »
The VP reaches a new low  noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:



























































Did you see what I did there?  happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #550 on: May 08, 2013, 06:15:43 PM »
I miss my lemon tree....  sad24:

You always did,

 drumroll:

 lol: lol: That's not how it works. doh: I think that we may have to put you on litter collecting duties.  You could probably get the hang of that if we go over it with you enough times. noooo:

It's dead easy. He'll soon pick it up  drumroll:

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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #551 on: May 08, 2013, 08:35:22 PM »
The VP reaches a new low  noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:



























































Did you see what I did there?  happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #552 on: May 09, 2013, 05:28:12 AM »
My dear boy this is not the VP this is Bickering a small leafy village in Surrey.
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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #553 on: May 09, 2013, 09:02:03 AM »
My dear boy this is not the VP this is Bickering a small leafy village in Surrey.

Glad to see you are taking your new role seriously and keeping these village boys in check Miss C ..

BTW the village green is looking particularly good this year thanks to your hard work... 
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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #554 on: May 28, 2013, 10:42:49 PM »
My dear boy this is not the VP this is Bickering a small leafy village in Surrey.

Glad to see you are taking your new role seriously and keeping these village boys in check Miss C ..

BTW the village green is looking particularly good this year thanks to your hard work...

Does she give a fuck ..... rubschin: