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Offline Nick

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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #150 on: March 30, 2012, 07:30:14 AM »
We could use Jim's imaginary vet  :thumbsup:
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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #151 on: March 30, 2012, 10:04:22 AM »
purrfect  :thumbsup:
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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #152 on: March 30, 2012, 12:02:50 PM »
Hello peoples.
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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #153 on: March 30, 2012, 12:04:30 PM »
Hello Sir
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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #154 on: March 30, 2012, 12:09:13 PM »
Good day madam.
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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #155 on: March 30, 2012, 12:11:56 PM »
This site cracks me up,I must come here more often.
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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #156 on: March 31, 2012, 07:23:58 AM »
Nice to see you back JJ.  It seems appropriate for you to be the vet.   You have a lovely practice and three members of staff they are all young lovelies who make the local men have embarrassing trouser movements on each visit.

Of course you have to be here on a regular basis there are a lot of animals around and you are the only vet in the village.

On a completely different note I have arranged for 'Dave the bread' from Little Bickering to run the bakery in my absence, he is not quite as good as me but still one of the best.  Please visit the bakery's web site or see the posters in the window to see our special Easter offers.   
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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #157 on: March 31, 2012, 07:33:14 AM »
I have been advised that the council are planning to put down double yellow lines outside The Bakery...extending 500 metres either side. They are also taking on a Civil Enforcement officer to patrol said double yellow lines...
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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #158 on: March 31, 2012, 07:35:01 AM »
Quote from: Pirate on March 31, 2012, 07:33:14 AM
I have been advised that the council are planning to put down double yellow lines outside The Bakery...extending 500 metres either side. They are also taking on a Civil Enforcement officer to patrol said double yellow lines...

Do what they do in Paphos paint over them in black paint ....(true story)...........
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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #159 on: March 31, 2012, 07:41:18 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 31, 2012, 07:35:01 AM
Quote from: Pirate on March 31, 2012, 07:33:14 AM
I have been advised that the council are planning to put down double yellow lines outside The Bakery...extending 500 metres either side. They are also taking on a Civil Enforcement officer to patrol said double yellow lines...

Do what they do in Paphos paint over them in black paint ....(true story)...........

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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #160 on: April 03, 2012, 01:59:31 PM »
Here comes Tipsy to tend to my hand  cloud9:



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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #161 on: April 10, 2012, 10:50:27 AM »
Any room for a garrolous old yokel who spends most of his time in the pub scrounging drinks ?
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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #162 on: April 10, 2012, 10:52:10 AM »
Darwin beat you to it  noooo:
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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #163 on: April 10, 2012, 02:37:14 PM »
Maybe we could start a cribbage school in the snug ?
We do seem to be missing the normal group of nouveau riche with weekend cottages who want to sanitise the village. Any ideas ?
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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #164 on: April 10, 2012, 02:41:19 PM »
Growler wants a shed and an allotment if that helps  rubschin:
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