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Tedious mating rituals
« on: March 18, 2012, 03:01:51 PM »
So it is that time of the year again  ::)

Three pigeons, one female and two males are prancingm around all over my garden using it as some sort of display arena  ::)

On and on they go. Odd thing is, they all keep crapping mid dance. Not very appealing, I would have thought  rubschin:
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Re: Tedious mating rituals
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2012, 04:35:36 PM »
Your sheltered life is showing again.  noooo:
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Re: Tedious mating rituals
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2012, 04:47:31 PM »
I never saw public pooing as a courtship  ritual  noooo:
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Re: Tedious mating rituals
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2012, 04:48:20 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 18, 2012, 03:01:51 PM
So it is that time of the year again  ::)

Three pigeons, one female and two males are prancingm around all over my garden using it as some sort of display arena  ::)

On and on they go. Odd thing is, they all keep crapping mid dance. Not very appealing, I would have thought  rubschin:

Ever watched a bloke or gerly "on the pull?". From behind the pub bar we used to witness similar behaviour most Friday and Saturday nights........ That too involved a lot of aggressive posturing by the males, preening and giggling by the females and frequent visits to the toilets by both sides. Not much difference between watching pigeons trying to get their wing over or overly hormonal teenagers looking to get a leg over actually.
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Re: Tedious mating rituals
« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2012, 04:49:54 PM »
24g of #8 should sort them out!  :thumbsup:
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Re: Tedious mating rituals
« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2012, 04:59:18 PM »
Those pigeons should feign having a broken foot or a septic toe, you know, go for the sympathy vote, bound to work like  whistle:
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Re: Tedious mating rituals
« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2012, 05:00:27 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 18, 2012, 04:48:20 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 18, 2012, 03:01:51 PM
So it is that time of the year again  ::)

Three pigeons, one female and two males are prancingm around all over my garden using it as some sort of display arena  ::)

On and on they go. Odd thing is, they all keep crapping mid dance. Not very appealing, I would have thought  rubschin:

Ever watched a bloke or gerly "on the pull?". From behind the pub bar we used to witness similar behaviour most Friday and Saturday nights........ That too involved a lot of aggressive posturing by the males, preening and giggling by the females and frequent visits to the toilets by both sides. Not much difference between watching pigeons trying to get their wing over or overly hormonal teenagers looking to get a leg over actually.

Yes, but the. bog visits were to discuss (ask Miss D) . This lot are pooing in front of each other  sick2:
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Re: Tedious mating rituals
« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2012, 05:02:05 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on March 18, 2012, 04:59:18 PM
Those pigeons should feign having a broken foot or a septic toe, you know, go for the sympathy vote, bound to work like  whistle:

Or a poorly finger?  sad24:
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Re: Tedious mating rituals
« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2012, 05:23:31 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 18, 2012, 05:00:27 PM

Yes, but the. bog visits were to discuss (ask Miss D) . This lot are pooing in front of each other  sick2:

Discuss what ?
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Re: Tedious mating rituals
« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2012, 05:24:14 PM »
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Re: Tedious mating rituals
« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2012, 05:35:41 PM »
Did you buy that air rifle then?   rubschin:
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Re: Tedious mating rituals
« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2012, 05:36:23 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 18, 2012, 05:23:31 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 18, 2012, 05:00:27 PM

Yes, but the. bog visits were to discuss (ask Miss D) . This lot are pooing in front of each other  sick2:

Discuss what ?

Who was going to get lucky...
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Re: Tedious mating rituals
« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2012, 05:54:55 PM »
Pirarte now jumps about, flaps his arms and poos  noooo:
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Re: Tedious mating rituals
« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2012, 06:04:29 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 18, 2012, 04:49:54 PM
24g of #8 should sort them out!  :thumbsup:
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Re: Tedious mating rituals
« Reply #14 on: March 18, 2012, 07:23:33 PM »
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