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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
« Reply #240 on: January 29, 2013, 10:42:36 AM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on January 29, 2013, 10:04:40 AM
Tea please!  Thumbs:

A tad late but tea it is.


Just out of interest do the bubbles not get in your naughty bits?
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Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
« Reply #241 on: January 29, 2013, 10:59:31 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 29, 2013, 10:42:36 AM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on January 29, 2013, 10:04:40 AM
Tea please!  Thumbs:

A tad late but tea it is.


Just out of interest do the bubbles not get in your naughty bits?


oh yes.  lol:
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Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
« Reply #242 on: January 29, 2013, 11:09:09 AM »
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Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
« Reply #243 on: March 21, 2013, 11:49:32 PM »
Shall we open the crack this year,,,,,,,, rubschin:
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Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
« Reply #244 on: March 22, 2013, 10:33:34 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 21, 2013, 11:49:32 PM
Shall we open the crack this year,,,,,,,, rubschin:
Cash only?
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
« Reply #245 on: March 22, 2013, 11:36:42 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 21, 2013, 11:49:32 PM
Shall we open the crack this year,,,,,,,, rubschin:

Be careful with what falls in  scared2:
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Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
« Reply #246 on: March 23, 2013, 01:24:17 AM »
Boogs is here ........ :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
« Reply #247 on: March 23, 2013, 01:30:18 AM »
Evenin night owls is the crack still open :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
« Reply #248 on: March 23, 2013, 01:31:39 AM »
Quote from: boogs on March 23, 2013, 01:30:18 AM
Evenin night owls is the crack still open :thumbsup:

Nick would love to be here .........
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Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
« Reply #249 on: March 23, 2013, 01:33:35 AM »
Where is he can't he take the pace.... noooo:
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Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
« Reply #250 on: March 23, 2013, 01:35:13 AM »
Quote from: boogs on March 23, 2013, 01:33:35 AM
Where is he can't he take the pace.... noooo:

He is trying his new mircowave I believe ...... rubschin:    all the oldies have gone ..... noooo:
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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
« Reply #251 on: March 23, 2013, 01:42:35 AM »
I might forego the last two Carlsberg's and have a very large glass of Malbec...  rubschin:

The airport was fun tonight, the last flight I offloaded was from Malaga - the usual massive amounts of childs pushchairs (all the slappers go there with their benefit money) and about 20 sets of golf clubs.  I have to take the pushchairs and golf clubs directly into the baggage reclaim (they jam the belts otherwise) so as usual I took the pushchairs in and delicately placed them on the floor by the reclaim belt - lots of suntanned come and get them saying "thank you".

Then the golf bags - which I hurl into a heap with casual abandon.

Fucking golfists, I hate 'em... evil:
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Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
« Reply #252 on: March 23, 2013, 01:44:56 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on March 23, 2013, 01:42:35 AM
I might forego the last two Carlsberg's and have a very large glass of Malbec...  rubschin:

The airport was fun tonight, the last flight I offloaded was from Malaga - the usual massive amounts of childs pushchairs (all the slappers go there with their benefit money) and about 20 sets of golf clubs.  I have to take the pushchairs and golf clubs directly into the baggage reclaim (they jam the belts otherwise) so as usual I took the pushchairs in and delicately placed them on the floor by the reclaim belt - lots of suntanned come and get them saying "thank you".

Then the golf bags - which I hurl into a heap with casual abandon.

Fucking golfists, I hate 'em... evil:

OI you got your own thread........ noooo:
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Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
« Reply #253 on: March 23, 2013, 01:47:45 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 01:44:56 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on March 23, 2013, 01:42:35 AM
I might forego the last two Carlsberg's and have a very large glass of Malbec...  rubschin:

The airport was fun tonight, the last flight I offloaded was from Malaga - the usual massive amounts of childs pushchairs (all the slappers go there with their benefit money) and about 20 sets of golf clubs.  I have to take the pushchairs and golf clubs directly into the baggage reclaim (they jam the belts otherwise) so as usual I took the pushchairs in and delicately placed them on the floor by the reclaim belt - lots of suntanned come and get them saying "thank you".

Then the golf bags - which I hurl into a heap with casual abandon.

Too tired to find it  sad24:

Fucking golfists, I hate 'em... evil:

OI you got your own thread........ noooo:
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Re: The all new Crack in the Bottom nightclub thread
« Reply #254 on: March 23, 2013, 01:48:23 AM »
Each to their own if that is his bag bless him who are we to judge bless him.... noooo:

 I am sure he can tate the pace given the right  circumstances and an intravenus drip and possably a couple of little blue pills...... whistle:
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