Cheesy gag (literally)

[Miss Demeanour]

Q :Why does the NHS stop giving smear tests to senior citizens?

A: Have you ever tried to open a cheese toasty?   

[Snoopy]

Hello and welcome Miss D.
Hope you like it here.
Do tell us a little about yourself.

[Nick]

Q :Why does the NHS stop giving smear tests to senior citizens?

A: Have you ever tried to open a cheese toasty?   

Eek, she is here. Wenchy will team up with her and then where will we be, eh? In trouble.

WOnder if she still goes to Scotland?!

http://www.lyricstrax.com/george-formby/when-im-cleaning-windows.html

[Snoopy]

Oy! I'm doing the chat up here ~ even put on me Joe Cool sweater.

[Miss Demeanour]

Hi Snoopy -

thanks for the welcome.  As you can see I am known to a few here such as Nick (Hi Honey ).

I am a non opinionated female, who understands fully the quirkiness of men , has a vast appreciation and understanding of all things mechanical, computerised and things that make loud noises ( ohhh pleaseeeeeeee ).

As for Scotland - no Nick, I did not move and will not be moving. 

[Snoopy]

Hi Snoopy -

thanks for the welcome.  As you can see I am known to a few here such as Nick (Hi Honey ).

I am a non opinionated female, who understands fully the quirkiness of men , has a vast appreciation and understanding of all things mechanical, computerised and things that make loud noises ( ohhh pleaseeeeeeee ).

As for Scotland - no Nick, I did not move and will not be moving. 

You know me too but I changed my name to protect the innocent ~ not that it did me any good .... I still got barred.
Now how's about that lovely little avatar ~ bringing it with you?

[Nick]

I am a non opinionated female

Do not trust her. Ther is no such thing, but she feels she may be able to deceive us, but we are too cunning for her.






















 

[Nick]

Oy! I'm doing the chat up here ~ even put on me Joe Cool sweater.

It makes you look fat. Take it off

[Miss Demeanour]

Can I not have a quick Who's Who guide to save me any embarrassment (pretty please) -

 I will be bringing my avatar with me as soon as I can get my computer to sort itself out - (seems to be selective in what it will allow me to do at the moment), otherwise might have to wait until I get to work tomorrow to resolve.   

How is everything ? Am I going to get a warning already for gossiping and chatting nonsense when I have only just  joined (yours living in fear as always - Miss D )

[Snoopy]

Oy! I'm doing the chat up here ~ even put on me Joe Cool sweater.

It makes you look fat. Take it off

Trouble is I am fat!
P*sses me off but no diet works if you cannot exercise (heart) and are forced to eat regular meals that include carbohydrates (diabetes). I wouldn't mind if I could have a drink or two but I can't (valium).
Is it worth living? I sometimes wonder.

[Snoopy]

Can I not have a quick Who's Who guide to save me any embarrassment (pretty please) -

 I will be bringing my avatar with me as soon as I can get my computer to sort itself out - (seems to be selective in what it will allow me to do at the moment), otherwise might have to wait until I get to work tomorrow to resolve.   

How is everything ? Am I going to get a warning already for gossiping and chatting nonsense when I have only just  joined (yours living in fear as always - Miss D )

We all natter and chat off topic ~ it's what makes this site different.
I've PMd to introduce myself in a guise you will know ~ I'm sure others who are using "new" names will make themselves known in time.

PS If you want the same avatar I can put it on for you now. Just say the word.

[Nick]

I PMd her too and told her the awful truth.

Miss D, believe nothing he says!

OK?

(I must go to bed. It is, I calculate, 32 hours sans sleep now. I may start talking rubbish soon )

Hey, I just smote myself. Is that allowed?

[Barman]

Can I not have a quick Who's Who guide to save me any embarrassment (pretty please) -

 I will be bringing my avatar with me as soon as I can get my computer to sort itself out - (seems to be selective in what it will allow me to do at the moment), otherwise might have to wait until I get to work tomorrow to resolve.   

How is everything ? Am I going to get a warning already for gossiping and chatting nonsense when I have only just  joined (yours living in fear as always - Miss D )

Welcome from Cyprus... 

[Snoopy]

I PMd her too and told her the awful truth.

Miss D, believe nothing he says!

OK?

(I must go to bed. It is, I calculate, 32 hours sans sleep now. I may start talking rubbish soon )

Hey, I just smote myself. Is that allowed?

Goodnight Nick
As for self abuse ~ that's a matter for you to decide. 

[Nick]

Quite right. I have just run a deep bubbley bath. Mrs Nick and The Boy stupidly slept all day and are now baking. they will be up all night and knackered tomorrow. WOuld they listen?

NO