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Offline Barman

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20% Extra Free
« on: November 30, 2011, 11:19:27 AM »
beware of buying Dulux paint with 20% extra free emblazoned across the tub...

The 20% extra is obviously water...  evil:

Its fecking gone everywhere....  cussing:
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Re: 20% Extra Free
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2011, 11:20:25 AM »
Gubbed  noooo:
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Re: 20% Extra Free
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2011, 11:22:46 AM »
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Re: 20% Extra Free
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2011, 11:33:37 AM »
You should've got a man in, like  whistle:
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Re: 20% Extra Free
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2011, 11:35:36 AM »
I thought it was a special VP Christmas offer...though 20% of what it is I don't know  noooo:
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Re: 20% Extra Free
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2011, 11:36:50 AM »
Ooh a bar discount!  eastdrink048
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Re: 20% Extra Free
« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2011, 12:58:40 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First class) on November 30, 2011, 11:36:50 AM
Ooh a bar discount!  eastdrink048

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Re: 20% Extra Free
« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2011, 01:01:50 PM »
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Re: 20% Extra Free
« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2011, 01:15:54 PM »
Quote from: Barman on November 30, 2011, 11:19:27 AM
beware of buying Dulux paint with 20% extra free emblazoned across the tub...

The 20% extra is obviously water...  evil:

Its fecking gone everywhere....  cussing:

Ah this will be "Mr I Don't Need to Read Instructions" man I expect.

Perhaps it said "Stir before use"?  whistle:

Of course it all depends on what sort of Dulux paint you are using ..... but you fail to tell us that.  noooo:
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Re: 20% Extra Free
« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2011, 01:51:29 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on November 30, 2011, 01:15:54 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 30, 2011, 11:19:27 AM
beware of buying Dulux paint with 20% extra free emblazoned across the tub...

The 20% extra is obviously water...  evil:

Its fecking gone everywhere....  cussing:

Ah this will be "Mr I Don't Need to Read Instructions" man I expect.

Perhaps it said "Stir before use"?  whistle:

Of course it all depends on what sort of Dulux paint you are using ..... but you fail to tell us that.  noooo:

Pure brilliant white!

And I stirred it for ten minutes with an electric stirrer....

Still, the cat will regret not moving when it comes to clean itself....   eveilgrin:
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Re: 20% Extra Free
« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2011, 02:02:11 PM »
The CO alarm has just gone off....  rubschin:
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Re: 20% Extra Free
« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2011, 02:03:55 PM »
Quote from: Barman on November 30, 2011, 02:02:11 PM
The CO alarm has just gone off....  rubschin:


You cooking......... rubschin:
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Re: 20% Extra Free
« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2011, 02:06:33 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on November 30, 2011, 02:03:55 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 30, 2011, 02:02:11 PM
The CO alarm has just gone off....  rubschin:


You cooking......... rubschin:

No that would be the smoke alarm/fire alarm
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Re: 20% Extra Free
« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2011, 02:33:19 PM »





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Re: 20% Extra Free
« Reply #14 on: November 30, 2011, 02:44:18 PM »
It wasn't the CO alarm - it was the smoke alarm... doesn't like painty fumes for some reason....  rubschin:

I have abandoned the basement for the day....  lol:
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