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Berek

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my infection
« on: August 04, 2007, 11:56:41 AM »
I have infected eyes, could be foot and mouth.

I went to the chemist for some drops this morning, it was like the Spanish Inquisition, scared stiff of selling me something that would blind me and result in a court case, the queue behind me knew my full family and medical history by the time I got my drops.

?5.09 please.. ching ching
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« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2007, 12:15:50 PM »
This seems to be a recent development. Even buying paracetamol or suchlike seems to involve a major interrogation now. I try to lie as much as possible in these situations. Allergies? "Nuts, yoghurt, raspberries, football - that's all". Medical conditions? "Impetigo, hernia, herpes, warts, nits, fungal infestations, schizophrenia." They soon try to get rid of you. Try it.
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Re: my infection
« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2007, 12:41:39 PM »
Sounds more like mixing me toasties, or whatever that thing is that rabbits get. Are your stools also small dry spherical pellets? Do you hanker for carrots and grass, perchance?
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« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2007, 04:58:55 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on August 04, 2007, 12:41:39 PM
Sounds more like mixing me toasties, or whatever that thing is that rabbits get. Are your stools also small dry spherical pellets? Do you hanker for carrots and grass, perchance?


Do you also have a desire to stare into car headlights and  shag alot ???? eyes:
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Re: my infection
« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2007, 05:16:02 PM »
That is not a medical condition. That is normal. (2 more full stops used up). (3 actually). No 4. And now...7!

No 8. Damn!
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Re: my infection
« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2007, 05:37:16 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 05, 2007, 05:16:02 PM
That is not a medical condition. That is normal. (2 more full stops used up). (3 actually). No 4. And now...7!

No 8. Damn!
Let's see if we can help here shall we Nick?...
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Re: my infection
« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2007, 05:37:47 PM »
......so.......how long have you been seeing dots in front of your eyes?

Sounds like a case of punctuationosity syndrome, you must very quickly have a cold shower and douse yourself with Dottex.
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Re: my infection
« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2007, 12:27:23 AM »
ill take my dozen apostrophes now please and youd better throw in a gross of dots

if pg has a small pile of capitals to spare ill go for those too

i think ill pass on the colons and commas until autumn as i have a smallish cupboard
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Re: my infection
« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2007, 07:04:11 AM »
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Re: my infection
« Reply #9 on: August 06, 2007, 09:32:10 AM »
Nice to see someone noticed.    ;)

If you had colons like mine you wouldn't use them either.   redface:
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Re: my infection
« Reply #10 on: August 06, 2007, 10:23:41 AM »
I?m not using full stops ? period!  lol:
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Re: my infection
« Reply #11 on: August 06, 2007, 12:29:04 PM »
What have I done?
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Re: my infection
« Reply #12 on: August 06, 2007, 12:37:18 PM »
Quote from: Berek on August 04, 2007, 11:56:41 AM
I have infected eyes, could be foot and mouth.



How are the eyes doing now - Better?  char067 or not?
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Re: my infection
« Reply #13 on: August 06, 2007, 12:41:09 PM »
His eyes have it
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Re: my infection
« Reply #14 on: August 06, 2007, 12:43:52 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 06, 2007, 12:41:09 PM
His eyes have it

Correct .... Eyes two, Nose one, The Ayes have it by a majority of 1  lol:
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