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Offline Bar Wench

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Internet woes!
« on: May 03, 2007, 05:27:53 PM »
It went down at work at 8:54 am!!! I felt as though I had lost an arm!

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Re: Internet woes!
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2007, 06:02:46 PM »
Now that would be unfortunate  because it is a well known fact that pulling pints develops your chest muscles. Without the ability to even things out by using alternate arms you could end up with a lop sided bust ... and that wouldn't look so good  noooo:
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Re: Internet woes!
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2007, 05:37:36 AM »
It went down at work at 8:54 am!!! I felt as though I had lost an arm!
I?d feel as if I?d lost a friend!  sad24:
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« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2007, 05:39:03 AM »
Now that would be unfortunate  because it is a well known fact that pulling pints develops your chest muscles. Without the ability to even things out by using alternate arms you could end up with a lop sided bust ... and that wouldn't look so good  noooo:
Rather like this? (  o  Y . )  noooo:
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Re: Internet woes!
« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2007, 11:34:50 AM »
I'm baaaaccckkkk!

Between lack of net at work and Mr Wench hogging the laptop all weekend I've been bereft! sad24:

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Re: Internet woes!
« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2007, 11:56:02 AM »
Welcome back. You were greatly missed ~ I even had to go to the cellar and change barrels 'cos the Guv'nor went to get a tattoo or summat.



There was the biggest spider: down there. scared2:
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Re: Internet woes!
« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2007, 11:59:16 AM »
 scared:


The barrel might have to stay empty then until the Barman gets an exterminator in!  surrender:

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Re: Internet woes!
« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2007, 12:02:12 PM »
I called for help.
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« Reply #8 on: May 08, 2007, 12:21:10 PM »
I'm baaaaccckkkk!

Between lack of net at work and Mr Wench hogging the laptop all weekend I've been bereft! sad24:
Welcome back ? you have been missed ? did you have a good bank holiday?  ;D

Um? how do you remove tattoos?
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Re: Internet woes!
« Reply #9 on: May 08, 2007, 12:45:40 PM »
I'm baaaaccckkkk!

Between lack of net at work and Mr Wench hogging the laptop all weekend I've been bereft! sad24:
Welcome back ? you have been missed ? did you have a good bank holiday?  ;D

Um? how do you remove tattoos?



Twas nice and quiet thanks. Apart from drunken 50th birthday celebrations on Sunday.












Ummm, tatoos. Have I missed something?

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Re: Internet woes!
« Reply #10 on: May 08, 2007, 12:47:40 PM »
I'm baaaaccckkkk!

Between lack of net at work and Mr Wench hogging the laptop all weekend I've been bereft! sad24:
Welcome back ? you have been missed ? did you have a good bank holiday?  ;D

Um? how do you remove tattoos?



Twas nice and quiet thanks. Apart from drunken 50th birthday celebrations on Sunday.












Ummm, tatoos. Have I missed something?
eeek: You don't look a day over 45!
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Re: Internet woes!
« Reply #11 on: May 08, 2007, 12:49:46 PM »
I'm baaaaccckkkk!

Between lack of net at work and Mr Wench hogging the laptop all weekend I've been bereft! sad24:
Welcome back ? you have been missed ? did you have a good bank holiday?  ;D

Um? how do you remove tattoos?



Twas nice and quiet thanks. Apart from drunken 50th birthday celebrations on Sunday.












Ummm, tatoos. Have I missed something?
eeek: You don't look a day over 45!


Friend's 50th, I am a mere sappling in comparisson. :)



Tattos?

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Re: Internet woes!
« Reply #12 on: May 08, 2007, 01:04:45 PM »
I'm baaaaccckkkk!

Between lack of net at work and Mr Wench hogging the laptop all weekend I've been bereft! sad24:
Welcome back ? you have been missed ? did you have a good bank holiday?  ;D

Um? how do you remove tattoos?



Twas nice and quiet thanks. Apart from drunken 50th birthday celebrations on Sunday.












Ummm, tatoos. Have I missed something?
eeek: You don't look a day over 45!


Friend's 50th, I am a mere sappling in comparisson. :)



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Welcome back. You were greatly missed ~ I even had to go to the cellar and change barrels 'cos the Guv'nor went to get a tattoo or summat.


It says ?where is that wench ? I feel as though I?ve lost a friend?  noooo:
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Re: Internet woes!
« Reply #13 on: May 08, 2007, 01:07:17 PM »
Ohhh I thought you had actually done something rash!

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Re: Internet woes!
« Reply #14 on: May 08, 2007, 01:08:56 PM »
Ohhh I thought you had actually done something rash!
You don't think getting ?where is that wench ? I feel as though I?ve lost a friend?  tattood accross my back is rash?  evil:
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