Foot and Mouth is back !!!

[Berek]

knock down beef at ASDA soon !!

I blame global warming and muslims

[The Moan Ranger]

And in Surrey of all places. The shame of it...

[Snoopy]

Foot IN Mouth has never left this place.

[Barman]

I wonder if it affects Darwin?

[Snoopy]

I wonder if it affects Darwin?

No he's probably all right. It's Pigs, Sheep and Cattle. I don't think Turnips or Turkeys are affected.

Although I'm not sure about DS personally  There are those who believe that he is cloven hoofed.

[Nick]

I see the nice people from DEFRA are sorting it out, so there is nothing to worry about.

[Snoopy]

I see the nice people from DEFRA are sorting it out, so there is nothing to worry about.

Ah! The good old, tried and tested KILL & BURN policy. Never fails 

[Barman]

I see the nice people from DEFRA are sorting it out, so there is nothing to worry about.

Ah! The good old, tried and tested KILL & BURN policy. Never fails 

Well it was certainly a long-term solution the last time they tried it? 

[Mr Happy]

Prime Minister Gordon Brown cancelled his holiday after being told the disease had been found on a farm near Guildford, Surrey

Poor Gordon!

The Government's Cobra emergency contingencies committee met last night to discuss the outbreak, with Mr Brown taking part by phone from his holiday in Dorset.

Hang on, is he on holiday or not???

'Cobra' they think a lot of themselves don't they?  Could they not be called 'Operation Overtime, Coffee & Make Vague Suggestions'?
 

[Nick]

More to the point why is he on holdiay in Dorset of all places? Shouldn't he be in Scotland? Or cosying up to Jimmy SHand or someone?

[The Moan Ranger]

They eat dogs over here, Beagle...

[Snoopy]

More to the point why is he on holdiay in Dorset of all places? Shouldn't he be in Scotland? Or cosying up to Jimmy SHand or someone?

And what's wrong with a holiday in Dorset? 








Anyway if you read the full facts GB went to Dorset for a few days, including viewing the preparations for the Olympic Yachting etc. and is then spending the rest of his holiday in the family home in SCOTLAND.
He is clearly showing the difference between the Freebie Blairs and the Prudence Brown family.

[Nick]

Scotland is frightful so I am glad he is having a holiday there. I wish him every misery

[Snoopy]

Scotland is frightful so I am glad he is having a holiday there. I wish him every misery

Half my ancestors come from Scotland ~ I have been there once ~ never again ..... Frightful place, wet, cold and full of arseholes in skirts (and they were the ones with American accents)

[Berek]

hilarious news conference from Defra

watching it on Sky News, Debbie Reynolds says : " the use of helicopters by the news agencies is not helping, it is scaring the livestock "

left side of the screen shows a live shot from the sky helicopter..