Don't try it on yer 'ill ...... unless you fancy the boyos from the local rugby club. 
Indeed.

Did i ever tell you all about me 'ootin' up 'me 'ill' one summers evening, and a owl 'ooted back and then came swooping down just over me 'ed for a closer look like?

THAT was one of my sweetest moments in me whole life that was.

Did I ever tell you about a robin sitting /standing on me paw up 'me 'ill' too when I whistled to it?

Animals seem to luv me, which is more than can be said about sheeples.
