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Re: So, the bastard is dead.
« Reply #15 on: August 05, 2007, 02:15:20 PM »
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Would you like to buy some full stops? I have some available at very reasonable rates.
no thanks. . . . .  just read you really dont need to see a ful stop  to make it readable . . . . but hey well spotted you must have done well in your summer exams. . . . . . . . .

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Re: So, the bastard is dead.
« Reply #16 on: August 05, 2007, 03:13:39 PM »
Nick has a three for two deal on apostrophes ? don?t buy any full stops until they are in the sale too!  ;)

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Re: So, the bastard is dead.
« Reply #17 on: August 05, 2007, 03:16:50 PM »
I am afraid that the spoofer is putting up the price of full stops. They are very much in demand at present.
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Re: So, the bastard is dead.
« Reply #18 on: August 05, 2007, 03:19:59 PM »
I am afrad that the spoofer is putting up the price of full stops. They are very much in demand at present.
Oh but you would say that wouldn?t you ? when there is an obvious demand I shall not use any more until there is a glut and then you?ll have to drop your prices Who will be laughing then eh?  point:
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Re: So, the bastard is dead.
« Reply #19 on: August 05, 2007, 10:27:47 PM »
Quote from: Nick link=topic=1013. msg16857#msg16857 date=1186323063
Would you like to buy some full stops? I have some available at very reasonable rates.
no thanks. . . . .  just read you really dont need to see a ful stop  to make it readable . . . . but hey well spotted you must have done well in your summer exams. . . . . . . . .

Nick is a rip off merchant, don't buy anything from him. I have a nice line in CAPITAL letters going "Cheep"

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Re: So, the bastard is dead.
« Reply #20 on: August 06, 2007, 12:18:43 AM »
They defined getting Bolshie did they?

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Re: So, the bastard is dead.
« Reply #21 on: August 06, 2007, 10:25:50 AM »
I?ve found some nearly-new exclamation marks ion my desk if anybody is interested?  whistle:
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Re: So, the bastard is dead.
« Reply #22 on: August 06, 2007, 12:01:02 PM »
This thread reminds me of the Thursday Next books. Apparently there was a shortage of "u"s and they just invented a whole new spelling system for one country.

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Re: So, the bastard is dead.
« Reply #23 on: August 06, 2007, 01:39:37 PM »
This thread reminds me of the Thursday Next books. Apparently there was a shortage of "u"s and they just invented a whole new spelling system for one country.

Of course they did dear...   happy100
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Re: So, the bastard is dead.
« Reply #24 on: August 06, 2007, 01:42:50 PM »
Seriously read the books. Very funny.

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« Reply #25 on: August 06, 2007, 01:45:05 PM »
Seriously read the books. Very funny.
Do you mean 'Seriosly read the books. Very fnny'?
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Re: So, the bastard is dead.
« Reply #26 on: August 06, 2007, 02:05:15 PM »
Seriously read the books. Very funny.
Do you mean 'Seriosly read the books. Very fnny'?

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« Reply #27 on: August 06, 2007, 02:12:40 PM »
Seriously read the books. Very funny.
Do you mean 'Seriosly read the books. Very fnny'?

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Re: So, the bastard is dead.
« Reply #28 on: August 06, 2007, 02:35:11 PM »
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