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Offline Snoopy

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I am redundant
« on: October 31, 2011, 05:20:29 PM »
Every year the boys ask me to cut a pumpkin for Halloween.
I remove the top, scrape out the insides and set them aside to make soup and then carve in a face.
This year I still got asked to do the "heavy work" ie scooping out the innards but then ..............................
"Go away Dad ... we are going to do the face"  sad24:
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Re: I am redundant
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2011, 05:21:25 PM »
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Re: I am redundant
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2011, 05:23:14 PM »
happy100

I'm sure they'll fuck it all up....  ;)
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Re: I am redundant
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2011, 05:24:57 PM »
It is now sat wiv a lit candle inside it looking good  surrender:
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Re: I am redundant
« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2011, 05:25:34 PM »
Quote from: Barman on October 31, 2011, 05:23:14 PM
happy100

I'm sure they'll fuck it all up like I always do....  ;)
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Re: I am redundant
« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2011, 05:25:48 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on October 31, 2011, 05:24:57 PM
It is now sat wiv a lit candle inside it looking good  surrender:

Tell them it is shit tho...  ;)
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Re: I am redundant
« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2011, 05:27:33 PM »
Nah ~ they are growing up fast ..... soon they won't need me at all. sadsmiley45: Violins:
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Re: I am redundant
« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2011, 05:28:18 PM »
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Re: I am redundant
« Reply #8 on: October 31, 2011, 05:29:12 PM »
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Re: I am redundant
« Reply #9 on: October 31, 2011, 05:32:26 PM »
It could be worse, they could have picked up instructions from t'interweb...

http://www.instructables.com/id/Flamethrowing-Jack-O-Lantern/

Nick, BM, NO!  nonono:
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Offline Pastis

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Re: I am redundant
« Reply #10 on: October 31, 2011, 05:36:13 PM »
I have put an note on my front door ...

"Oi,  Halloween, NO!"   

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Re: I am redundant
« Reply #11 on: October 31, 2011, 05:37:42 PM »
 Sinister:
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Offline Just One More

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Re: I am redundant
« Reply #12 on: October 31, 2011, 06:02:32 PM »
Happy Halloween everybody


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Re: I am redundant
« Reply #13 on: October 31, 2011, 06:03:59 PM »
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Re: I am redundant
« Reply #14 on: October 31, 2011, 06:41:37 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 31, 2011, 05:37:42 PM
Sinister:

Your only chance in the year to offer sweets to unknown children without getting arrested.
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