When I was born, I was the 2,953,359,191st person alive on Earth
A few years back they reckoned that if the population of the world stood shoulder to shoulder, they could all fit on the Isle of Wight. Well, last week, another bit of Blackgang Chime fell into the sea, so that's some of 'em fucked!
Oh, and Red Funnel feries would make a mint
