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Evenin' Guv'nor
« on: May 03, 2007, 04:32:19 PM »
I'll have a pint please ........... Quiet here tonight.
Noticed lots of guests coming in and out all day but no-one seemed to want to talk.
Wench's night off is it or will she be in later?

Well the election has been going on here today .... they came and knocked a while back to ask if I would be voting (Labour activists I think) Told them I was waiting to be offered a lift Heh Heh Heh ..... bloody polling station's only 'cross the road from my house .... all of 50 yards door to door. Buggers can sweat for a bit longer .... I'm not voting for their daft bint anyway.

SLUUUURP! By heck lad I needed that. Well I'll be off home for me tea .... 'spect I'll see you later. Cheers for now.
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Re: Evenin' Guv'nor
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2007, 05:43:58 AM »
I'll have a pint please ........... Quiet here tonight.
Noticed lots of guests coming in and out all day but no-one seemed to want to talk.
Wench's night off is it or will she be in later?

Well the election has been going on here today .... they came and knocked a while back to ask if I would be voting (Labour activists I think) Told them I was waiting to be offered a lift Heh Heh Heh ..... bloody polling station's only 'cross the road from my house .... all of 50 yards door to door. Buggers can sweat for a bit longer .... I'm not voting for their daft bint anyway.

SLUUUURP! By heck lad I needed that. Well I'll be off home for me tea .... 'spect I'll see you later. Cheers for now.
We did have lots of visitors yesterday ? passing through on the way to the polling station I ?spec.
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Re: Evenin' Guv'nor
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2007, 06:58:51 AM »
Well the hot news here this lovely morning is that Labour are .... surprise surprise .... denying that they have lost control of the Welsh Assembly. I foresee Bouncer's tank being needed to shift the b@st@rds out.
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Re: Evenin' Guv'nor
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2007, 07:03:14 AM »
Given the results so far the media is being surprisingly kind to Labour I thought?  whistle:
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Re: Evenin' Guv'nor
« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2007, 07:06:10 AM »
Well it's not quiet the drubbing that was being predicted yesterday.
I can't believe that so many are still so fooled by so few. It will be interesting when the turnout figures are announced ~ they will show, I suspect, even deeper apathy than usual.
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Re: Evenin' Guv'nor
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2007, 07:09:33 AM »
Well it's not quiet the drubbing that was being predicted yesterday.
I can't believe that so many are still so fooled by so few. It will be interesting when the turnout figures are announced ~ they will show, I suspect, even deeper apathy than usual.
They should reveal the amount of ?spoilt papers? too?  razz:
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Re: Evenin' Guv'nor
« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2007, 07:18:39 AM »
Well it's not quiet the drubbing that was being predicted yesterday.
I can't believe that so many are still so fooled by so few. It will be interesting when the turnout figures are announced ~ they will show, I suspect, even deeper apathy than usual.

They should reveal the amount of ?spoilt papers? too?  razz:


One report from Scotland said that there had been a much higher percentage of spoiled papers than usual but that they were putting this down to the fact that both Local and Parliament elections were going on at the same time. This is not the case in Wales as they "gave" county/town/community councils and "extra" year, a couple of years ago, so as to avoid that very problem. I'll let you know if the local news shows Bouncer on his tank in Cardiff in Yeltsin like mode
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Re: Evenin' Guv'nor
« Reply #7 on: May 07, 2007, 01:49:11 PM »
Sorry, but in the interests of National Security I shot all the people that took photos of me and my little tank.

You'll just have to wait for the memoirs  :)

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Re: Evenin' Guv'nor
« Reply #8 on: May 07, 2007, 01:54:08 PM »
Sorry, but in the interests of National Security I shot all the people that took photos of me and my little tank.

You'll just have to wait for the memoirs  :)
How can they write memoirs if you shot them?   ::)
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