The new all new Growler's holiday disasters thread

[Nick]

Forget to add avalanches 

[GROWLER]

Is that like "WIsh you were here"? Like an invite like? 

NO.

Next?

This is going to be SUCH a disappointing thread for you blood thirsty ghouls, 'cus NOWT is going to go wrong this year. I can see it in me tea leaves like...and feel it in me bladder.

[Nick]

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=8033.msg219100#msg219100 

[GROWLER]

Forget to add avalanches 

It'll only be a birof a sprinklin' and dusting like, and if it was that bad, the hell ichopter wouldn't fly, would it?

[GROWLER]

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=8033.msg219100#msg219100 

No other Growlers to interfere and agitate me this year though. It'll be sweeeeet...as a nut, mark me werds. 
I shall text you with updates of my gleefull and overwhelming joyous time and experiences.

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Oh bugger now that you have discovered pineapple you won't need to take your personal cake maker with you.

[Nick]

I spose he is off soon and packing his gruns and mops and suchlike
 

[GROWLER]

Iam actually cacking myself anout this bloody trip in a flying wanabe coffin.

According to the Daily Mail, his lawyer Robert Hantman told Newsday Dudley (pilot of the doomed hell i chopper) was 'in shock and full of regret for what happened', adding that his chopper had a 'full maintenance check' by a 'reputable mechanic' beforehand.

Investigators believe the aircraft had lost part of its rotor blade, but it is unclear whether this caused the crash.

[apc2010]

Iam actually cacking myself anout this bloody trip in a flying wanabe coffin.

According to the Daily Mail, his lawyer Robert Hantman told Newsday Dudley (pilot of the doomed hell i chopper) was 'in shock and full of regret for what happened', adding that his chopper had a 'full maintenance check' by a 'reputable mechanic' beforehand.

Investigators believe the aircraft had lost part of its rotor blade, but it is unclear whether this caused the crash.

Are you on my bingo card .........

[Miss Demeanour]

Iam actually cacking myself anout this bloody trip in a flying wanabe coffin.

According to the Daily Mail, his lawyer Robert Hantman told Newsday Dudley (pilot of the doomed hell i chopper) was 'in shock and full of regret for what happened', adding that his chopper had a 'full maintenance check' by a 'reputable mechanic' beforehand.

Investigators believe the aircraft had lost part of its rotor blade, but it is unclear whether this caused the crash.

You will be fine .

You will have a great time.

You will come back rant at us for being inconsiderate eejits 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Wot she said.  It will all be fine.

[Just One More]

Wot the ladies said Growler. Have a great time, you're visiting a beautiful country, I'm envious. Enjoy it 

[GROWLER]

Iam actually cacking myself anout this bloody trip in a flying wanabe coffin.

According to the Daily Mail, his lawyer Robert Hantman told Newsday Dudley (pilot of the doomed hell i chopper) was 'in shock and full of regret for what happened', adding that his chopper had a 'full maintenance check' by a 'reputable mechanic' beforehand.

Investigators believe the aircraft had lost part of its rotor blade, but it is unclear whether this caused the crash.

Are you on my bingo card .........

You related to that nasty Nick too?

He'll be all full of sorrow if I don't come back like, I mean, who will he have left to verbally abuse all the time ey?

[GROWLER]

Iam actually cacking myself anout this bloody trip in a flying wanabe coffin.

According to the Daily Mail, his lawyer Robert Hantman told Newsday Dudley (pilot of the doomed hell i chopper) was 'in shock and full of regret for what happened', adding that his chopper had a 'full maintenance check' by a 'reputable mechanic' beforehand.

Investigators believe the aircraft had lost part of its rotor blade, but it is unclear whether this caused the crash.

You will be fine .

You will have a great time.

You will come back rant at us for being inconsiderate eejits 

BTW, me camera werks, but i had to get a teenager to set it all up for me and show me how to use it, oh, and how to get the battery out after I was stopped trying to prise it out with a knife.

[apc2010]

Iam actually cacking myself anout this bloody trip in a flying wanabe coffin.

According to the Daily Mail, his lawyer Robert Hantman told Newsday Dudley (pilot of the doomed hell i chopper) was 'in shock and full of regret for what happened', adding that his chopper had a 'full maintenance check' by a 'reputable mechanic' beforehand.

Investigators believe the aircraft had lost part of its rotor blade, but it is unclear whether this caused the crash.

Are you on my bingo card .........

You related to that nasty Nick too?

He'll be all full of sorrow if I don't come back like, I mean, who will he have left to verbally abuse all the time ey?

I am not a ginger .........