The Green Man, King Billy 4 and the Loose (dirt) box were the places last time I was in Ewell. All regulars has six (webbed) fingers and regularly said "Hello uncle dad" to persons coming in.
I was barred from The Green Man for twatting the barman when he took my half empty pint of Courage Best from me after closing time. But it was a quarter of a century ago, so perhaps I'm allowed back in...