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[Darwins Selection]

Take a twilight stroll around the Place Jemaa El Fna, Marrakesh's busy centre. You will find an exotic and medieval atmosphere with storytellers, jugglers, animal leaders and, above all, fire-eaters whose flaming jets rip through the Moroccan night to the sounds of traditional music. A unique experience, a trip back in time impossible to share elsewhere.

 

You want to watch out for those animal leaders.

[apc2010]

Take a twilight stroll around the Place Jemaa El Fna, Marrakesh's busy centre. You will find an exotic and medieval atmosphere with storytellers, jugglers, animal leaders and, above all, fire-eaters whose flaming jets rip through the Moroccan night to the sounds of traditional music. A unique experience, a trip back in time impossible to share elsewhere.

 

You want to watch out for those animal leaders.

 

[Grumpmeister]

Take a twilight stroll around the Place Jemaa El Fna, Marrakesh's busy centre. You will find an exotic and medieval atmosphere with storytellers, jugglers, animal leaders and, above all, fire-eaters whose flaming jets rip through the Moroccan night to the sounds of traditional music. A unique experience, a trip back in time impossible to share elsewhere.

 

So we are going to have Nick in close proximity to fire eaters and their flaming jets.........................................what's the worst that can happen? 



 




 




Hey BM is there enough time for you to knock up some 'Collateral Damage Bingo' cards. You could even use the old CDB signage.

[Nick]

I have been invited to go back, like.    This time for a YEAR!!! 

Hard decision to be made 

[Steve]

I have been invited to go back, like.    This time for a YEAR!!! 

Hard decision to be made 

We can flip a coin for you

[Nick]

1. I am quite busy on projects (600 a day)
2. I get a pension in January
3. It's a 50K figure 
4. It's a 70 mile daily round trip
5. The department is staffed by mongs who need a kick up the arse 
6. I would need a new car 
7. Might make sense to rent a flat in Burton during the week 
8. DO I really want a FT job for a year?
9. The boss is a cunt and would need to be dealt with 

There are some evil possibilities here

[Grumpmeister]

1. I am quite busy on projects (600 a day)
2. I get a pension in January
3. It's a 50K figure 
4. It's a 70 mile daily round trip
5. The department is staffed by mongs who need a kick up the arse 
6. I would need a new car 
7. Might make sense to rent a flat in Burton during the week 
8. DO I really want a FT job for a year?
9. The boss is a cunt and would need to be dealt with 

There are some evil possibilities here

You are running 600 projects a day with a 70 mile round trip? 

[Barman]

Lend us a fiver like! 

[Nick]

1. I am quite busy on projects (600 a day)
2. I get a pension in January
3. It's a 50K figure 
4. It's a 70 mile daily round trip
5. The department is staffed by mongs who need a kick up the arse 
6. I would need a new car 
7. Might make sense to rent a flat in Burton during the week 
8. DO I really want a FT job for a year?
9. The boss is a cunt and would need to be dealt with 

There are some evil possibilities here

You are running 600 projects a day with a 70 mile round trip? 

MONG 

[Grumpmeister]

Well you could rewrite that first line to make it clearer you blithering simpleton 

[Steve]

1. I am quite busy on projects (600 a day)
2. I get a pension in January
3. It's a 50K figure 
4. It's a 70 mile daily round trip
5. The department is staffed by mongs who need a kick up the arse 
6. I would need a new car 
7. Might make sense to rent a flat in Burton during the week 
8. DO I really want a FT job for a year?
9. The boss is a cunt and would need to be dealt with 

There are some evil possibilities here

I thought you sorted them out last time

If the boss really is a C and you can't dethrone them then surely it's

[Nick]

Oh no, I would have to manage him 

[Nick]

I have an interview like    For a job, like   

I may need a flat there    Or a new car    Or both 

[Steve]

Or you could turn them down

Hope it goes well!


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[Nick]

I can. They are offering £50K. Would rather have it freelance than on payroll