Author Topic: Today's Oxymoron (Read 1131 times)

Pastis · « **on:** July 08, 2008, 02:01:36 PM »

Been heard before but friends, it's back. Coming soon if not already here, I give you...

*~* Negative growth *~*

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7494508.stm

Snoopy · « **Reply #1 on:** July 08, 2008, 02:08:44 PM »

Bar Wench · « **Reply #2 on:** July 08, 2008, 02:10:20 PM »

Almost unique.

Darwins Selection · « **Reply #3 on:** July 08, 2008, 02:17:54 PM »

Almost unique.

Did you think 'Oxymorons' were menbers of a religious sect who worship an acne cure?

Bar Wench · « **Reply #4 on:** July 08, 2008, 02:23:14 PM »

No, because if such a sect existed I would be one of them.

Uncle Mort · « **Reply #5 on:** July 08, 2008, 02:24:51 PM »

They're a secret sect and very hard to spot.

Darwins Selection · « **Reply #6 on:** July 08, 2008, 02:36:15 PM »

They're a secret sect and very hard to spot.

"One of them" you say Wenchy?

Nick · « **Reply #7 on:** July 08, 2008, 03:24:16 PM »

A Lancastrian of my acquaintance tells me that he remembers the meaning of the word "oxymoron" by thinking of Oldham Athletic

Pastis · « **Reply #8 on:** July 08, 2008, 03:40:54 PM »

Or possibly Hamilton Academicals ...

Pastis · « **Reply #9 on:** July 08, 2008, 03:52:35 PM »

Alistair Darling

Nick · « **Reply #10 on:** July 08, 2008, 04:06:23 PM »

Nick · « **Reply #11 on:** July 08, 2008, 04:06:49 PM »

Quote from: Pastis on July 08, 2008, 03:40:54 PM

Or possibly Hamilton Academicals ...

also

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