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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #7380 on: December 17, 2025, 12:36:00 PM »
David Lammy has reportedly caved to MP pressure and engaged with the hunger strikers today. His chauffeur stopped at Greggs on the way and picked up 10 festive slices, 10 steak bakes, and a 6 pack of jam donuts.

By the time Lammy met the hunger strikers, he had 3 savouries left..

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #7381 on: February 15, 2026, 08:51:47 AM »
I once had a racing snail. In an attempt to make it more streamlined and thus faster, I removed its shell – sadly, it just made it more sluggish.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #7382 on: February 15, 2026, 09:07:11 AM »
I once had a racing snail. In an attempt to make it more streamlined and thus faster, I removed its shell – sadly, it just made it more sluggish.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #7383 on: February 21, 2026, 03:19:10 PM »


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #7384 on: March 05, 2026, 06:27:57 AM »


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #7385 on: March 05, 2026, 10:25:07 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #7386 on: April 25, 2026, 08:48:13 AM »
Don't ever let anybody talk you out of spending £15 on a new hobby!

That £50 will be the best £500 you ever spent!
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #7387 on: April 25, 2026, 09:19:09 AM »
Don't ever let anybody talk you out of spending £15 on a new hobby!

That £50 will be the best £500 you ever spent!
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #7388 on: June 03, 2026, 06:56:49 AM »


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #7389 on: June 03, 2026, 07:59:17 AM »


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #7390 on: June 05, 2026, 05:45:09 AM »
Every fortune teller I’ve ever met is either incredibly depressing or way too enthusiastic.

Why is it so hard to find a happy medium?  rubschin:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #7391 on: June 05, 2026, 08:02:03 AM »
Every fortune teller I’ve ever met is either incredibly depressing or way too enthusiastic.

Why is it so hard to find a happy medium?  rubschin:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #7392 on: June 06, 2026, 09:49:08 AM »


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