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Offline Steve

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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #135 on: December 27, 2020, 07:13:01 PM »
Sounds reasonable to me. Was it solid or liquid?  rubschin:
Best to use granules, that way the effect is delayed until you're actually in the meeting

Top tip:  best to wear brown socks otherwise people could get entirely the wrong idea
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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #136 on: December 27, 2020, 07:16:27 PM »
If I had done that and it worked the rest would have to wear brown pants  eveilgrin:
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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #137 on: December 27, 2020, 09:00:53 PM »
All my own werk, like  :thumbsup:




 redface: redface: redface:

Why didn't that surprise me...?  noooo:
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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #138 on: December 28, 2020, 09:55:34 AM »
All my own werk, like  :thumbsup:




 redface: redface: redface:
Should I sue?

Has definite similarities with my 'stay awake in meetings by filling your socks with instant coffee' invention.
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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #139 on: December 28, 2020, 01:04:57 PM »
All my own werk, like  :thumbsup:




 redface: redface: redface:
Should I sue?

Has definite similarities with my 'stay awake in meetings by filling your socks with instant coffee' invention.

Oh no that's for the intravenous stay awake in meetings system
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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #140 on: December 28, 2020, 11:24:53 PM »
All my own werk, like  :thumbsup:




 redface: redface: redface:
Should I sue?

Has definite similarities with my 'stay awake in meetings by filling your socks with instant coffee' invention.

Oh no that's for the intravenous stay awake in meetings system

Using camp coffee for that system? You want the real thing...

350mg of caffeine per average cup  eveilgrin:



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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #141 on: December 29, 2020, 01:42:21 AM »
Anyone pouring that in their socks wants shooting
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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #142 on: May 14, 2023, 06:22:57 PM »
ANd Top Tip  :thumbsup:

Wasp Sting?

Learned this one in Spain

Take a clove of garlic and cut it in half. Rub open end over sting while squeezing garlic

All trace of sting gone in 10 minutes  :thumbsup:
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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #143 on: May 14, 2023, 07:55:38 PM »
ANd Top Tip  :thumbsup:

Wasp Sting?

Learned this one in Spain

Take a clove of garlic and cut it in half. Rub open end over sting while squeezing garlic

All trace of sting gone in 10 minutes  :thumbsup:
Yeah he's been a bit crap since the Police broke up
Well, whatever, nevermind