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Offline Landlady

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Re: Scary Movies
« Reply #30 on: August 11, 2013, 10:07:55 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 11, 2013, 09:57:32 AM
Monty Python The Tale of Sir Robin ( long version )

Well that's the tune, the trick is going to be cherry picking Nicks more infamous cock ups. But whatever else goes in the exploding badger will be making an appearance somehow.  lol:

I'll be back once I've had a chance to listen and absorb - but just dragging BM off outside to the ficus trees  NickSick
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Re: Scary Movies
« Reply #31 on: August 29, 2013, 12:32:18 AM »
I'm trying to remember Nick's list of catastrophies for the song now.  rubschin:

I've got:

Exploding badger
Exploding/incendiary microwave
Tesco Online
Unconvincing transvestite
The rug
The boiler
The lesbian contract
Wasps nest

And now the line "I lost my heart to a Starship Trooper" just popped into my head with the rewrite "Oh bloody hell it's the Ginger Shambles". This is a lot easier when it's only one tune stuck in my head.  Banghead
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Re: Scary Movies
« Reply #32 on: August 29, 2013, 10:33:41 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 29, 2013, 12:32:18 AM
I'm trying to remember Nick's list of catastrophies for the song now.  rubschin:

I've got:

Exploding badger
Exploding/incendiary microwave
Tesco Online
Unconvincing transvestite
The rug
The boiler
The lesbian contract
Wasps nest

And now the line "I lost my heart to a Starship Trooper" just popped into my head with the rewrite "Oh bloody hell it's the Ginger Shambles". This is a lot easier when it's only one tune stuck in my head.  Banghead
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And there was the maggoty casserole
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Re: Scary Movies
« Reply #33 on: August 29, 2013, 11:42:00 AM »
Quote from: Steve on August 29, 2013, 10:33:41 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 29, 2013, 12:32:18 AM
I'm trying to remember Nick's list of catastrophies for the song now.  rubschin:

I've got:

Exploding badger
Exploding/incendiary microwave
Tesco Online
Unconvincing transvestite
The rug
The boiler
The lesbian contract
Wasps nest

And now the line "I lost my heart to a Starship Trooper" just popped into my head with the rewrite "Oh bloody hell it's the Ginger Shambles". This is a lot easier when it's only one tune stuck in my head.  Banghead
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And there was the maggoty casserole

. . . and the Sainsbury's man collapsed in his pad . . .
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Re: Scary Movies
« Reply #34 on: August 29, 2013, 12:23:21 PM »
Not a disaster per se, but surely there's room for the cake shop with the trains (or is the train shop with the cakes?)
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Re: Scary Movies
« Reply #35 on: August 29, 2013, 12:27:14 PM »
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Re: Scary Movies
« Reply #36 on: August 29, 2013, 04:36:43 PM »
Growler and the shower

Snowed in/out shake it all about
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Re: Scary Movies
« Reply #37 on: August 29, 2013, 06:41:31 PM »
This song may need a thread all of its own....  rubschin:



BM could even make it a sticky  eveilgrin:
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« Reply #38 on: August 29, 2013, 06:42:53 PM »
Or dance to it
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Re: Scary Movies
« Reply #39 on: August 29, 2013, 06:47:10 PM »
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Or dance to it

No please spare LL the humiliation   noooo: noooo:
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Re: Scary Movies
« Reply #40 on: August 29, 2013, 07:12:39 PM »
The rewrite is slowly coming along but I used to find these a lot easier to do. Mind you that could just be the subject, toooo much material  noooo:

Bravely bold Sir Robin
One day the Ginger Shambles
Rode forth from Camelot.
Strode forth from Gubalot
He was not afraid to die,

Oh brave Sir Robin.

He was not at all afraid

To be killed in nasty ways.

Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin.
Nick, Nick, Nick, the Ginger Shambles

He was not in the least bit scared
Buggered up his order
To be mashed into a pulp.
When he went to shop online
Or to have his eyes gouged out,
Ran from burning microwaves
And his elbows broken.
And exploding badgers
To have his kneecaps split
Spent a thousand snotters
And his body burned away,
On a tatty little rug
And his limbs all hacked and mangled

Brave Sir Robin.

His head smashed in

And his heart cut out

And his liver removed

And his bowls unplugged

And his nostrils raped

And his bottom burnt off

And his pen--

"That's... that's enough music for now lads,
*** there's dirty work afoot*** ???."

Brave Sir Robin ran away.
("No!")
Bravely ran away away.
("I didn't!")
When danger reared it's ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
("no!")
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
("I didn't!")
And gallantly he chickened out.

****Bravely**** taking ("I never did!") to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat.
("all lies!")
Bravest of the braaaave, Sir Robin!
("I never!")
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Re: Scary Movies
« Reply #41 on: August 29, 2013, 07:19:18 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 29, 2013, 07:12:39 PM
The rewrite is slowly coming along but I used to find these a lot easier to do. Mind you that could just be the subject, toooo much material  noooo:

Bravely bold Sir Robin
One day the Ginger Shambles
Rode forth from Camelot.
Strode forth from Gubalot
He was not afraid to die,

Oh brave Sir Robin.

He was not at all afraid

To be killed in nasty ways.

Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin.
Nick, Nick, Nick, the Ginger Shambles

He was not in the least bit scared
Buggered up his order
To be mashed into a pulp.
When he went to shop online
Or to have his eyes gouged out,
Ran from burning microwaves
And his elbows broken.
And exploding badgers
To have his kneecaps split
Spent a thousand snotters
And his body burned away,
On a tatty little rug
And his limbs all hacked and mangled

Brave Sir Robin.

His head smashed in

And his heart cut out

And his liver removed

And his bowls unplugged

And his nostrils raped

And his bottom burnt off

And his pen--

"That's... that's enough music for now lads,
*** there's dirty work afoot*** ???."

Brave Sir Robin ran away.
("No!")
Bravely ran away away.
("I didn't!")
When danger reared it's ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
("no!")
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
("I didn't!")
And gallantly he chickened out.

****Bravely**** taking ("I never did!") to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat.
("all lies!")
Bravest of the braaaave, Sir Robin!
("I never!")

Coming along nicely Grumpy   :thumbsup:
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