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Offline Snoopy

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Re: "Wimmin' swimmin'"
« Reply #60 on: May 17, 2011, 12:59:36 PM »
I had you down as a middle lane hog anyway.
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Re: "Wimmin' swimmin'"
« Reply #61 on: May 17, 2011, 01:39:57 PM »
I was in the fast lane yesterday.  cloud9:

Admittedly the chap in the slow lane kept passing me.
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Re: "Wimmin' swimmin'"
« Reply #62 on: May 17, 2011, 04:11:53 PM »
I wouldn't dare go in the fast lanes; they're like bleddy dolphins in there  eeek:
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Re: "Wimmin' swimmin'"
« Reply #63 on: May 17, 2011, 05:09:48 PM »
Fearsome creatures in there .... scared2: Highly intolerant of the lesser , non goggled up creatures  noooo:
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Re: "Wimmin' swimmin'"
« Reply #64 on: May 22, 2011, 03:42:21 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on May 17, 2011, 12:33:57 PM
Ah ... found it.
Yes, collisions. Pr'aps I need to upgrade to the Medium lane  rubschin:

This was confirmed on Saturday morning  redface:
I happened to brush past a wumman and apologised, to which she said ok. I thought all was well but, oh noes ...  noooo:
As I was pausing after half an hour; she turned up and let fly ...
"You are annoying me and you kick'ed me, so I'm getting out! You shoulds not be here, you shoulds be over there!"

 eeek:  I apologised again and noticed that her husband was a guy I'd actually had a brief chat with a few weeks ago - a pleasant chap.

In the changing room I noticed him and said, look I'm really sorry, you know it wasn't intentional. The expression of  ::) and the smile said it all  lol:

I am upgraded  angel1
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Re: "Wimmin' swimmin'"
« Reply #65 on: May 25, 2011, 09:28:29 AM »
I bet the driver of this car hogs the swimming pool lane.



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Re: "Wimmin' swimmin'"
« Reply #66 on: May 25, 2011, 04:27:21 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 25, 2011, 09:28:29 AM
I bet the driver of this car hogs the swimming pool lane.





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Re: "Wimmin' swimmin'"
« Reply #67 on: May 25, 2011, 04:33:11 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 25, 2011, 04:27:21 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 25, 2011, 09:28:29 AM
I bet the driver of this car hogs the swimming pool lane.





You will be hearing from Mrs DS (#3) solicitors in the morning.

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Re: "Wimmin' swimmin'"
« Reply #68 on: January 13, 2012, 11:20:17 AM »
16 wimmin' swimmin' and me in the pool this morning. And that's not counting the 4 yummy mummies and their sprogs in the learner pool. Very high chatter levels as they always seem to come in pairs. Swimming four abreast as it were.  noooo:
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Re: "Wimmin' swimmin'"
« Reply #69 on: January 13, 2012, 01:58:06 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on January 13, 2012, 11:20:17 AM
16 wimmin' swimmin' and me in the pool this morning. And that's not counting the 4 yummy mummies and their sprogs in the learner pool. Very high chatter levels as they always seem to come in pairs. Swimming four abreast as it were.  noooo:

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