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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2400 on: May 15, 2019, 12:30:18 PM »
I went to the doctors the today, complaining about my sore feet.....

He said, "Gout"....!!!

I said, "fuck off, I've only just walked in".....!!!
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2401 on: May 15, 2019, 03:31:01 PM »
I went to the doctors the today, complaining about my sore feet.....

He said, "Gout"....!!!

I said, "fuck off, I've only just walked in".....!!!
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2402 on: May 18, 2019, 06:28:14 AM »
My mate went on holiday and asked if I wanted any fags bringing back?
"Great", I said.
He's back now, and charged me 110 for 200 Benson and Hedges
"Christ, where the hell did you go?"
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« Reply #2403 on: May 18, 2019, 06:51:18 AM »
My mate went on holiday and asked if I wanted any fags bringing back?
"Great", I said.
He's back now, and charged me 110 for 200 Benson and Hedges
"Christ, where the hell did you go?"
"Butlins Bognor Regis"

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2404 on: May 18, 2019, 10:42:52 AM »
My mate went on holiday and asked if I wanted any fags bringing back?
"Great", I said.
He's back now, and charged me 110 for 200 Benson and Hedges
"Christ, where the hell did you go?"
"Butlins Bognor Regis"

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2405 on: May 18, 2019, 11:44:23 AM »
My mate went on holiday and asked if I wanted any fags bringing back?
"Great", I said.
He's back now, and charged me 110 for 200 Benson and Hedges
"Christ, where the hell did you go?"
"Butlins Bognor Regis"

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2406 on: May 19, 2019, 09:38:09 PM »


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« Reply #2407 on: May 20, 2019, 03:32:09 AM »
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« Reply #2410 on: May 21, 2019, 08:28:59 PM »
Throwing milk at politicians, who knows where it will lead. Next it will be eggs then maybe a bag of flour and before we know it someone has been battered.
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« Reply #2411 on: May 22, 2019, 03:37:18 AM »
Throwing milk at politicians, who knows where it will lead. Next it will be eggs then maybe a bag of flour and before we know it someone has been battered.

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« Reply #2412 on: May 22, 2019, 07:33:42 AM »
Throwing milk at politicians, who knows where it will lead. Next it will be eggs then maybe a bag of flour and before we know it someone has been battered.

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« Reply #2413 on: May 22, 2019, 11:24:24 AM »
Throwing milk at politicians, who knows where it will lead. Next it will be eggs then maybe a bag of flour and before we know it someone has been battered.

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2414 on: May 27, 2019, 11:16:30 PM »
The pen is mightier than the sword.

If anyone disagrees I will come down on them like a ton of bics.
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