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Saloon Bar / Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Last post by Nick on Yesterday at 07:59:07 AM »



So at 6.30 the phone rings. Nod has pressed the emergency alarm on his wrist!
I run my head under the shower and go round. He’s in bed. He looks dead.
I poke him and he nearly has a heart attack. So do I.
He’s set it off by accident.
I leave the house to find an ambulance outside. I explain he’s ok. They have to check. They go into his bedroom. More screaming.
I return home.
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