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The Restaurant / Re: Dinner tonight
« Last post by Steve on Today at 12:48:27 AM »
Went here https://donovans.com.au/

Somewhat expensive but rather good  :thumbsup:

Wow, what a menu  cloud9:

Are they mad about saffron  whistle:
lol: lol: lol:  you are today's top Earwormer  :thumbsup:

Din dins tonight went to other extreme:


and the amazing Rebel Whopper




 ;)
lol: lol: lol:

but what Meister said
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Saloon Bar / Re: Very Odd ?
« Last post by Steve on Today at 12:47:02 AM »
In the last week ..I have had 6 msgs from UK Djs wanting to come to Cyprus for work .. rubschin:  I haven;t advertised or nuffink ... rubschin:

From young guys to couples ..to older blokes ... rubschin:

Very odd ..is the UK that shit now ... rubschin:
No but there is the B word effect
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Saloon Bar / Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Last post by Steve on Yesterday at 11:54:21 PM »
Kaye says something about blowing all over the place  whistle:
You couldn't get her to blow here could you.  Weather is serious shitty smog/smoke right now, need the sea breeze that was promised for an hour ago but hasn't appeared yet
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The Medical Centre / Re: Nod's brain
« Last post by Grumpmeister on Yesterday at 11:40:57 PM »
Taking him to the horsepickle tomorrow. They want to do some tests on his brain and his co ordination to find out why he keeps falling over.

I could tell them, but I won't  angel1

You won't have to tell them, as soon as they see you they will know the cause...  noooo:
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The Comedy Room / Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Last post by Just One More on Yesterday at 10:04:14 PM »
A big-game hunter went on safari with his new wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the wife awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother.
The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her.
The wife cried, "What are we going to do?"
"Nothing," said the hunter husband. "The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it."

 ;D  ;D  ;D
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Saloon Bar / Very Odd ?
« Last post by apc2010 on Yesterday at 08:59:58 PM »
In the last week ..I have had 6 msgs from UK Djs wanting to come to Cyprus for work .. rubschin:  I haven;t advertised or nuffink ... rubschin:

From young guys to couples ..to older blokes ... rubschin:

Very odd ..is the UK that shit now ... rubschin:
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The Comedy Room / Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Last post by Steve on Yesterday at 08:37:28 PM »
A big-game hunter went on safari with his new wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the wife awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother.
The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her.
The wife cried, "What are we going to do?"
"Nothing," said the hunter husband. "The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it."
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The Comedy Room / Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Last post by Steve on Yesterday at 08:36:01 PM »
A 90-year-old man goes for a physical and all of his tests come back normal. The doctor says: “Larry, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?”
Long
Larry replies: “God and I are close. He knows I have poor eyesight, so He’s fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I’m done, poof! The light goes off.”

“Wow, that’s incredible,” the doctor says.

A little later in the day, the doctor calls Larry’s wife..........

“Bonnie,” he says, “Larry is doing fine! But I had to call you because I’m in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night, and poof, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he’s done, poof, the light goes off?”.......




“Oh for fucks sake”, exclaims Bonnie. “He’s pissing in the fridge again!”...........

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