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The Snug / Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Last post by Barman on Today at 03:41:08 PM »
I found the air con today. Black button on a black background  ::)

First thing I did when I got the owld Panjero was set the climate control to 230 and Auto... It was still set to that when I sold it 16 years later.

I've done the same in Kia Ora although the 'stat is a bit different and I've had to tweak it to 24.5...
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Saloon Bar / Re: The first all new caption competition of 2019
« Last post by Steve on Today at 03:39:41 PM »
"and the first question from the audience: "what the fuck is that stupid fat munter doing on the panel - is it cos she's black?"
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The Snug / Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Last post by Nick on Today at 03:36:00 PM »
I found the air con today. Black button on a black background  ::)
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The Snug / Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Last post by Barman on Today at 03:27:34 PM »
I am still working out the controls by pressing random buttons  redface:

There is, of course, the manual. Sod that!! :thumbsup:

The Kia manual is about this big *holds hands a long way apart*... ::)

Most of it is bleddy yellow warnings about things you should or shouldn't do....  noooo:

I need to book it in for a service actually...  rubschin:
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The Computer Room / Re: Fooking laptop/AVG
« Last post by Barman on Today at 03:25:03 PM »
Fuck me, I almost got brained by a low flying laptop earlier. It seems that some gormless student couldn't get their to work so in a tantrum they inadvertently launched it out of their window.


Needless to say, whatever was wrong with the laptop before, being launched from a second floor window onto the pavement has pretty much made it academic...  happy002

happy001

That is prolly how The Boy 'loses' all of his mobile phones....  whistle:
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Saloon Bar / Re: The first all new caption competition of 2019
« Last post by Nick on Today at 03:21:10 PM »
"Is there some reason why you are always about to blow some bubble gum?"
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Saloon Bar / Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Last post by Grumpmeister on Today at 03:18:48 PM »
Evidently someone saw Baldymort and was inspired...  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/19/need-focus-just-put-395-thought-box-head-8363357/
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The Snug / Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Last post by Nick on Today at 03:12:02 PM »
I am still working out the controls by pressing random buttons  redface:

There is, of course, the manual. Sod that!! :thumbsup:
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Saloon Bar / Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Last post by Grumpmeister on Today at 03:11:39 PM »
Sometimes it's obvious that the marketing team are just taking the piss...  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/21/kfc-launches-gravy-scented-candles-house-always-smells-finger-lickin-good-8369311/
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