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Title: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: GROWLER on September 12, 2011, 09:44:45 PM
Just read this post from a fellow car forum enthusiast:

well ive only just bought this from a fellow member on here for the wife...............................................
she wont drive it she says
no parking sencors
no heated seats
the pushchair wont fit
it TOO FAST

so i offered it my sister cos her A3 is nacked
and its too small the mother-in-law cant get in

SO BACK UP FOR SALE (gutted)
IVE PUT 12 MONTHS MOT ON IT



Replied to shortly after>

Posted Today, 09:51

My wife drives what i get her...no argument...



My response shortly after that:

 
Top man.   :thumbsup:

+1

Oink oink. 


Flak jacket now fitted. whistle:
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: Nick on June 17, 2012, 08:38:06 AM
Kobieta parkująca (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coxVgFZLqdE#ws)
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2012, 11:43:23 AM
happy001
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: GROWLER on July 19, 2012, 01:44:06 PM
 cloud9: :thumbsup:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ifU67deNr8A# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ifU67deNr8A#)!
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: Barman on July 19, 2012, 02:00:57 PM
cloud9: :thumbsup:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ifU67deNr8A# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ifU67deNr8A#)!

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: Just One More on July 19, 2012, 06:15:43 PM
 lol:  lol:  lol:  lol:

If it was in England she'd have put it just to the right of the kerb
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: GROWLER on July 19, 2012, 06:28:29 PM
lol:  lol:  lol:  lol:

If it was in England she'd have put it just to the right of the kerb

She actually did remarkbly well imo. Tight squeeze that, not made easier with that mob hollering at her. lol:

If it had been Inguuulund, they'd have turned the car over and set it on fire! whistle:
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: Barman on July 19, 2012, 06:34:43 PM
lol:  lol:  lol:  lol:

If it was in England she'd have put it just to the right of the kerb

If it was Cyprus she would have parked nose-in and left it....  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: GROWLER on November 09, 2012, 06:22:57 PM
Just 3 weeks ago today, the dreaded Mrs G got a new car.

I sarcastically said....couldn't help myself, for which I make NO apology...at all...bet you manage to twat it within a month........................... whistle:
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: Just One More on November 09, 2012, 07:14:02 PM
You won yer bet didn't you  :thumbsup:

Drinks are on Growler, follow the bear...

Hofmeister 'Follow the Bear' advert (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkR0krOm9M4#)
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: Barman on November 09, 2012, 07:36:57 PM
Did she drive the wrong way down a motorway slip road????  scared2:
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on December 04, 2012, 06:06:23 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p0122q55  possible should be in the coming up on the box thread... tonight 10ish BBC1.
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: apc2010 on December 04, 2012, 06:19:51 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p0122q55  possible should be in the coming up on the box thread... tonight 10ish BBC1.


That's a motorhome for TMR............... ;D
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on December 05, 2012, 06:17:28 AM
 ;D  She never mentioned the facilities.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: Barman on December 05, 2012, 06:52:31 AM
Mini...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 07, 2012, 01:26:18 PM
Jut to make things better  whistle:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chrzpnL1OEM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chrzpnL1OEM)
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2012, 01:42:04 PM
Jut to make things better  whistle:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chrzpnL1OEM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chrzpnL1OEM)

Dogs, not bitches....  whistle:
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: GROWLER on December 08, 2012, 10:04:31 AM
Just 3 weeks ago today, the dreaded Mrs G got a new car.

I sarcastically said....couldn't help myself, for which I make NO apology...at all...bet you manage to twat it within a month........................... whistle:

This has actually become quite seriously bad now.

The car she reversed into was stationary on a petrol forecourt. Speed of impact....approx 1/4 mph.

Names etc exchanged. Minor damage to Mrs G's bumper, and the other woman seemed to think her car was unscathed at the time.

HOWEVER, 'phone call from her bolshy husband 2 days later revealing that in HIS opinion, it was going to require a new bumper, wing, bonnet and headlight. eeek: eeek: eeek:

To compound this already unbelievable and outrageous load of utter bollox, Mrs G's insurance rang her yeasterday claiming that the woman concerned has now been to a solicitor to instigate claims for damages and whiplash!!!!!!!!!! eeek: eeek: eeek:

I really fancy challenging this barrel of lies in a court of law tbqh
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: apc2010 on December 08, 2012, 12:40:03 PM
It's the claims industry in the UK ............... cussing:
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: Barman on December 08, 2012, 12:44:09 PM
Just 3 weeks ago today, the dreaded Mrs G got a new car.

I sarcastically said....couldn't help myself, for which I make NO apology...at all...bet you manage to twat it within a month........................... whistle:

This has actually become quite seriously bad now.

The car she reversed into was stationary on a petrol forecourt. Speed of impact....approx 1/4 mph.

Names etc exchanged. Minor damage to Mrs G's bumper, and the other woman seemed to think her car was unscathed at the time.

HOWEVER, 'phone call from her bolshy husband 2 days later revealing that in HIS opinion, it was going to require a new bumper, wing, bonnet and headlight. eeek: eeek: eeek:

To compound this already unbelievable and outrageous load of utter bollox, Mrs G's insurance rang her yeasterday claiming that the woman concerned has now been to a solicitor to instigate claims for damages and whiplash!!!!!!!!!! eeek: eeek: eeek:

I really fancy challenging this barrel of lies in a court of law tbqh

See if the garage has the CCTV available...

If not it is your werd against theirs....
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: GROWLER on December 08, 2012, 01:02:14 PM
Just rung her and MM's insurance regarding this as I am absolutely steaming with anger over the obvious fraudulent claim.
It seems their hands are tied and she'll probably get what she's claiming for. Banghead
Too expensive for them to challenge in court and possibly/probably lose.

I offered to sit outside this bitches house with a video camera, just to prove theirs fuck all wrong with her.

Apparently..... I could then be done for entrapment!!

WTF is going on in this shitty cuntry of ours?

The poor lad on the other end of the 'phone totally 100% agreed with me which just made it all the more frustrating.
The claim has been flagged now however, and nothing will be paid out without notifying me first.
Small and hollow point scored.

If this gets accepted, it'll be more than a bastard bumper wing bonnet and headlight that'll need fixing. Angry9:
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: apc2010 on December 08, 2012, 01:28:03 PM
Just rung her and MM's insurance regarding this as I am absolutely steaming with anger over the obvious fraudulent claim.
It seems their hands are tied and she'll probably get what she's claiming for. Banghead
Too expensive for them to challenge in court and possibly/probably lose.

I offered to sit outside this bitches house with a video camera, just to prove theirs fuck all wrong with her.

Apparently..... I could then be done for entrapment!!

WTF is going on in this shitty cuntry of ours?

The poor lad on the other end of the 'phone totally 100% agreed with me which just made it all the more frustrating.
The claim has been flagged now however, and nothing will be paid out without notifying me first.
Small and hollow point scored.

If this gets accepted, it'll be more than a bastard bumper wing bonnet and headlight that'll need fixing. Angry9:


Buy a shite old banger then really ram her/him .............and let the insurance work it out ............. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 08, 2012, 02:15:15 PM
Just rung her and MM's insurance regarding this as I am absolutely steaming with anger over the obvious fraudulent claim.
It seems their hands are tied and she'll probably get what she's claiming for. Banghead
Too expensive for them to challenge in court and possibly/probably lose.

I offered to sit outside this bitches house with a video camera, just to prove theirs fuck all wrong with her.

Apparently..... I could then be done for entrapment!!

WTF is going on in this shitty cuntry of ours?

The poor lad on the other end of the 'phone totally 100% agreed with me which just made it all the more frustrating.
The claim has been flagged now however, and nothing will be paid out without notifying me first.
Small and hollow point scored.

If this gets accepted, it'll be more than a bastard bumper wing bonnet and headlight that'll need fixing. Angry9:


Buy a shite old banger then really ram her/him .............and let the insurance work it out ............. :thumbsup:
rubschin:

Can you have two claims for whiplash from different prangs, or are you just lashed once?
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: apc2010 on December 08, 2012, 02:20:04 PM
Just rung her and MM's insurance regarding this as I am absolutely steaming with anger over the obvious fraudulent claim.
It seems their hands are tied and she'll probably get what she's claiming for. Banghead
Too expensive for them to challenge in court and possibly/probably lose.

I offered to sit outside this bitches house with a video camera, just to prove theirs fuck all wrong with her.

Apparently..... I could then be done for entrapment!!

WTF is going on in this shitty cuntry of ours?

The poor lad on the other end of the 'phone totally 100% agreed with me which just made it all the more frustrating.
The claim has been flagged now however, and nothing will be paid out without notifying me first.
Small and hollow point scored.

If this gets accepted, it'll be more than a bastard bumper wing bonnet and headlight that'll need fixing. Angry9:


Buy a shite old banger then really ram her/him .............and let the insurance work it out ............. :thumbsup:
rubschin:

Can you have two claims for whiplash from different prangs, or are you just lashed once?

I am normally lashed .....................on the whipping subject we need BMs opinion,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, whistle:
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: Barman on December 08, 2012, 02:40:45 PM
Just rung her and MM's insurance regarding this as I am absolutely steaming with anger over the obvious fraudulent claim.
It seems their hands are tied and she'll probably get what she's claiming for. Banghead
Too expensive for them to challenge in court and possibly/probably lose.

I offered to sit outside this bitches house with a video camera, just to prove theirs fuck all wrong with her.

Apparently..... I could then be done for entrapment!!

WTF is going on in this shitty cuntry of ours?

The poor lad on the other end of the 'phone totally 100% agreed with me which just made it all the more frustrating.
The claim has been flagged now however, and nothing will be paid out without notifying me first.
Small and hollow point scored.

If this gets accepted, it'll be more than a bastard bumper wing bonnet and headlight that'll need fixing. Angry9:


Buy a shite old banger then really ram her/him .............and let the insurance work it out ............. :thumbsup:
rubschin:

Can you have two claims for whiplash from different prangs, or are you just lashed once?

I am normally lashed .....................on the whipping subject we need BMs opinion,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, whistle:

 evil:
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: GROWLER on December 09, 2012, 12:19:17 PM
The dopey Mrs G DIDN'T get the wummans address, didn't take any pictures of this 'alledged' and seemingly quite severe 1/4 mph impact damage, so I've got a list of 7 adddress's to hunt down to see if there's a green or brown...she can't remember which colour now ffs Banghead, small 55 plated mazda to take some nice piccies for both mine and the insurance companies benefit.
If he see's me, I fully expect to be frog marched off his drive way. ::)

It's come out this morning that this wummans husband just so happens to work in ......A BODYSHOP. eeek:

I smell an almighty overflowing barrel of rats here. evil:
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: Barman on December 09, 2012, 01:16:23 PM
The dopey Mrs G DIDN'T get the wummans address, didn't take any pictures of this 'alledged' and seemingly quite severe 1/4 mph impact damage, so I've got a list of 7 adddress's to hunt down to see if there's a green or brown...she can't remember which colour now ffs Banghead, small 55 plated mazda to take some nice piccies for both mine and the insurance companies benefit.
If he see's me, I fully expect to be frog marched off his drive way. ::)

It's come out this morning that this wummans husband just so happens to work in ......A BODYSHOP. eeek:

I smell an almighty overflowing barrel of rats here. evil:

CCTV?
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: GROWLER on December 09, 2012, 07:23:30 PM
The dopey Mrs G DIDN'T get the wummans address, didn't take any pictures of this 'alledged' and seemingly quite severe 1/4 mph impact damage, so I've got a list of 7 adddress's to hunt down to see if there's a green or brown...she can't remember which colour now ffs Banghead, small 55 plated mazda to take some nice piccies for both mine and the insurance companies benefit.
If he see's me, I fully expect to be frog marched off his drive way. ::)

It's come out this morning that this wummans husband just so happens to work in ......A BODYSHOP. eeek:

I smell an almighty overflowing barrel of rats here. evil:

CCTV?

Nah. The garage wouldn't help if you paid them.

No sign of the car at the address's I was furnished with, so it's either a 'phone call to ask for the address, to which I'll no doubt be told to knob off, or pay the DVLA £2.50 with a V888 form requesting her details.
I REALLY need to get to this car before it's repaired, as I am 99.9% certain that the alledged damages sustained are totally and utterely fraudulent.
Makes no odds to me I suppose, especially if the bitch is 'claiming' to have whip lash injury and receives a 2 grand pay out...lying cow, but more the principal of it. This is exactly why our premiums have gone right through the roof, and it makes my piss boil. cussing:

Who is going to be the finacial loser here at renewal time?
Miss Moosey, 'cus the policy is in her name with Mrs G as a named driver.
1st years NCD earned will be lost, so Mrs G will have to pay the excess premium over what she would have had to pay IF it had been earned.
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: Nick on December 09, 2012, 08:21:14 PM
it's called whipcash. had the same experience some years back. "victm" got 15000. have you got legal cover~?
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: Barman on December 09, 2012, 08:24:09 PM
it's called whipcash. had the same experience some years back. "victm" got 15000. have you got legal cover~?

Another Sierra related incident...  ::)

Was the victim sitting in the front or the back...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 09, 2012, 08:26:11 PM
it's called whipcash. had the same experience some years back. "victm" got 15000. have you got legal cover~?

Is that when you started  ..... Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: Nick on December 09, 2012, 08:27:08 PM
it's called whipcash. had the same experience some years back. "victm" got 15000. have you got legal cover~?

Another Sierra related incident...  ::)

Was the victim sitting in the front or the back...?  rubschin:

 Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: Nick on December 09, 2012, 08:28:16 PM
it's called whipcash. had the same experience some years back. "victm" got 15000. have you got legal cover~?

Is that when you started  ..... Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:

 Spank2:
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: GROWLER on December 09, 2012, 08:38:42 PM
it's called whipcash. had the same experience some years back. "victm" got 15000. have you got legal cover~?

FIFTEEN thousand!! eeek: eeek: eeek:

Should that be £1500? rubschin:

Still too much for fraud, and the insurance actually know it's rife too, THAT'S what I find so frustrating.
"too expensive to fight them in court, especially if we lose" was the statement from the agreeable but frustrated operative's comment yesterday. Banghead

Got legal cover , yes, but it's not to fight a suspicion, only I can risk MY money if I so desire apparently.
"Whiplash cannot be proved or not proved", so they have to rely on customers honesty.

Nearly burst me gut when he said that.
HONESTY!!! happy001
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: Nick on December 09, 2012, 08:43:02 PM
yup 15000
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: Barman on December 09, 2012, 08:47:36 PM
yup 15000

More than ten times the value of the Sierra???  Shocked:
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: GROWLER on December 09, 2012, 08:54:50 PM
yup 15000

That's what they'd pay out for loss of limbs or even death i'd have thought, not a bit of a crich in the neck ffs, surely? eeek:

That is downright bloody outrageous. evil:
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: Barman on December 09, 2012, 08:56:40 PM
yup 15000

That's what they'd pay out for loss of limbs or even death i'd have thought, not a bit of a crich in the neck ffs, surely? eeek:

That is downright bloody outrageous. evil:

You forget the Nick factor....  whistle:
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: Nick on December 09, 2012, 09:02:11 PM
 Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: GROWLER on December 09, 2012, 09:05:20 PM
yup 15000

That's what they'd pay out for loss of limbs or even death i'd have thought, not a bit of a crich in the neck ffs, surely? eeek:

That is downright bloody outrageous. evil:

You forget the Nick factor....  whistle:

Even so. £1-2 grand is the current going rate...per person, apparently.

I know/knew someone that deliberately staged crashes in old bangersto claim whipcash.
He'd wait until someone was too close to the arse of his heap, then slam his brakes on for some random lame excuse.
Think he did it 4 or 5 times.

Told him he was a cheating bastard, but it went right over his thick head evil:
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: Snoopy on December 09, 2012, 09:38:35 PM
No "Protected No Claims" then? Tsk!
I insure with L&V and always take that option ~ costs a few quid extra on the premiums but could save a fortune in the longer term.

Currently enjoying 75% No Claims discount despite having made a couple of claims in the past 5 years.
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: GROWLER on December 10, 2012, 01:39:49 PM
Solicitors letter and copy of this thieving wummans fraudulent claim has arrived which includes the details such as courtesy car required and physiotherapy....complete with her address. eveilgrin:

I shall very shortly be paying her a visit, camera in hand. evil:
I may ask how her neck is, probably before I grip her fuckin' throat. Angry9:
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: GROWLER on December 10, 2012, 01:49:20 PM
Meanwhile, and in the same post delivery, is a card asking me to go to the sorting office tomorrow and collect a recorded delivery letter that requires a signature..


I'm 95% certain that I know what THAT'LL be too. Explode:

Most definately a BLACK letter day. Banghead
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: Nick on December 10, 2012, 01:59:56 PM
just send everything to the insurance company and leave it to them ::)
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: Barman on December 10, 2012, 02:33:49 PM
just send everything to the insurance company and leave it to them ::)

+1
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: apc2010 on December 10, 2012, 04:58:23 PM
Do not collect the letter ..............simples ............ :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: Barman on December 10, 2012, 05:09:31 PM
Do not collect the letter ..............simples ............ :thumbsup:

+1 happy001
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: Nick on December 10, 2012, 05:21:35 PM
it might be a cheque like rubschin:
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: apc2010 on December 10, 2012, 05:43:12 PM
Do not collect the letter ..............simples ............ :thumbsup:

+1 happy001

Glad someone got it............. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: GROWLER on December 10, 2012, 06:15:19 PM
Wumman not in. Banghead
Car not there. Banghead

Rung the insurance and made them fully aware of my concerns and suspicions, especially as her partner works in a bodyshop.
Photo's would be appreciated apparently, but been told to tread carefully and not to just go on their drive snapping away. Classed as trespass apparently. Banghead.

Doing some research on this 'epidemic', and did you know that in good ole Oz, claiming for whiplash cannot be done on a car insurance policy! eeek: :thumbsup: happ096
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: GROWLER on December 10, 2012, 06:18:05 PM
it might be a cheque like rubschin:

Believe me. It most definately WON'T be.  whistle:

as stated, I'm 95% sure I know what it's going to be, and it ain't good.

Trouble is, if I don't collect it and it IS something innocent or even pleasant, I won't get it! sad32:

P'raps they'll let me have a look at the envelope before accepting it...see if there's an addy on the back of it even? rubschin:

What actually happens if you refuse to sign for a recorded delivery letter? Anyone know?
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 10, 2012, 09:29:00 PM
it might be a cheque like rubschin:

Believe me. It most definately WON'T be.  whistle:

as stated, I'm 95% sure I know what it's going to be, and it ain't good.

Trouble is, if I don't collect it and it IS something innocent or even pleasant, I won't get it! sad32:

P'raps they'll let me have a look at the envelope before accepting it...see if there's an addy on the back of it even? rubschin:

What actually happens if you refuse to sign for a recorded delivery letter? Anyone know?

They don't let you have the letter.  ::)
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: GROWLER on December 10, 2012, 09:34:33 PM
it might be a cheque like rubschin:

Believe me. It most definately WON'T be.  whistle:

as stated, I'm 95% sure I know what it's going to be, and it ain't good.

Trouble is, if I don't collect it and it IS something innocent or even pleasant, I won't get it! sad32:

P'raps they'll let me have a look at the envelope before accepting it...see if there's an addy on the back of it even? rubschin:

What actually happens if you refuse to sign for a recorded delivery letter? Anyone know?

They don't let you have the letter.  ::)

Really? eeek:

No piggin' shit Sherlock. whistle:

What happens to the letter you turnip brained toff? Banghead
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: apc2010 on December 10, 2012, 09:37:47 PM
it might be a cheque like rubschin:

Believe me. It most definately WON'T be.  whistle:

as stated, I'm 95% sure I know what it's going to be, and it ain't good.

Trouble is, if I don't collect it and it IS something innocent or even pleasant, I won't get it! sad32:

P'raps they'll let me have a look at the envelope before accepting it...see if there's an addy on the back of it even? rubschin:

What actually happens if you refuse to sign for a recorded delivery letter? Anyone know?



Yes" serious" , if a summons they only have to touch you ,....................... if recorded ................did you recieve notice .......... whistle:

If you know wot I mean .............
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 10, 2012, 09:38:00 PM
it might be a cheque like rubschin:

Believe me. It most definately WON'T be.  whistle:

as stated, I'm 95% sure I know what it's going to be, and it ain't good.

Trouble is, if I don't collect it and it IS something innocent or even pleasant, I won't get it! sad32:

P'raps they'll let me have a look at the envelope before accepting it...see if there's an addy on the back of it even? rubschin:

What actually happens if you refuse to sign for a recorded delivery letter? Anyone know?

They don't let you have the letter.  ::)

Really? eeek:

No piggin' shit Sherlock. whistle:

What happens to the letter you turnip brained toff? Banghead

They keep it for 100 years then give it to the library.
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: GROWLER on December 10, 2012, 09:49:42 PM
it might be a cheque like rubschin:

Believe me. It most definately WON'T be.  whistle:

as stated, I'm 95% sure I know what it's going to be, and it ain't good.

Trouble is, if I don't collect it and it IS something innocent or even pleasant, I won't get it! sad32:

P'raps they'll let me have a look at the envelope before accepting it...see if there's an addy on the back of it even? rubschin:

What actually happens if you refuse to sign for a recorded delivery letter? Anyone know?



Yes" serious" , if a summons they only have to touch you ,....................... if recorded ................did you recieve notice .......... whistle:

If you know wot I mean .............

No, not really, but hey ho. whistle:

I'll find out tomorrow.
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: apc2010 on December 10, 2012, 09:53:36 PM
I meant you do not recieve any letter , a summons has to be given to the person or someone has to accept it .............
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: GROWLER on December 10, 2012, 09:56:07 PM
Meanwhile, the shit just keeps on slowly dripping. cussing:

Just been informed that the WHOLE bloody lock stock and barrel.... and painted housing surround on the outside of the drivers door of her car has fallen out and gone, completely, forever.
Where and when, no one knows, but apparently, alledgedly, so SHE says....it's generally MY fault, 'cus the gormless mare told me it was loose weeks ago.Banghead


Today, I'm in the main, losing the will to fuckin' live. Angry9:
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: GROWLER on December 10, 2012, 09:58:55 PM
I meant you do not recieve any letter , a summons has to be given to the person or someone has to accept it .............

I'm not expecting a summons, just a possible 'notice of intended prosecution'...again. whistle:
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: apc2010 on December 10, 2012, 10:03:44 PM
I meant you do not recieve any letter , a summons has to be given to the person or someone has to accept it .............

I'm not expecting a summons, just a possible 'notice of intended prosecution'...again. whistle:


throw it in the bin....... :thumbsup:  or gve them your change of address ...............in Pissouri ............. :thumbsup:.
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: GROWLER on December 10, 2012, 10:09:08 PM
I meant you do not recieve any letter , a summons has to be given to the person or someone has to accept it .............

I'm not expecting a summons, just a possible 'notice of intended prosecution'...again. whistle:


throw it in the bin....... :thumbsup:  or gve them your change of address ...............in Pissouri ............. :thumbsup:.


But it's CHRITMAS FFS man. They need extra doughnuts! ::)
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: GROWLER on December 11, 2012, 09:47:40 AM
Post Office beckons....via the GM main stealer with a required parts list. ::)

She's too busy apparently which is one of the reasons i never got 'round to fixing the bastard in the first place....cus it's NEVER friggin HERE you imbercile!! Banghead
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: GROWLER on December 11, 2012, 05:23:49 PM
£150+ for a piggin' door lock, matched to the existing key granted, but come on you piss takers eeek: plus associated gubbins, approx £200, plus my labour costs @ family rates which is actually higher than mates rates which is actually higher than werk rates. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: GROWLER on December 14, 2012, 03:48:58 PM
Sums 'em up quite nicely really...BM drivers, not wimmin.... obviously. whistle:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=fAr6cHSNQaQ
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2012, 03:53:03 PM
Sums 'em up quite nicely really...BM drivers, not wimmin.... obviously. whistle:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=fAr6cHSNQaQ

happy001
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: GROWLER on December 18, 2012, 07:52:15 PM
HA HA!! :thumbsup:

Some possible good news for a change. eeek:
Engineer has been out to inspect the car that Mrs G backed into a few weeks ago, and couldn't find any damage to the front of her car that...according to her husband...needs a new bumper, grille, headlight, bonnet, and wing! lol:

Oh just how much will I chortle if the claim gets rejected,  happy001  and don't even start me on the 'whipcash' claim.

I've invited the insurance company to gladly come out to inspect the rear bumper of Mrs G's car with its 50p size damage, and they've agreed.
On my suggestion, they're also getting in touch with Morrisons for any possible cctv footage of this monster smash too. :thumbsup:

Not holding my breath or counting any of Miss C's chickies, but I felt a smidging of happiness breaking out for a brief mo. cloud9:
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: Baldy on December 18, 2012, 08:17:50 PM
 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: Good Chap.
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: Barman on December 20, 2012, 11:48:09 AM
HA HA!! :thumbsup:

Some possible good news for a change. eeek:
Engineer has been out to inspect the car that Mrs G backed into a few weeks ago, and couldn't find any damage to the front of her car that...according to her husband...needs a new bumper, grille, headlight, bonnet, and wing! lol:

Oh just how much will I chortle if the claim gets rejected,  happy001  and don't even start me on the 'whipcash' claim.

I've invited the insurance company to gladly come out to inspect the rear bumper of Mrs G's car with its 50p size damage, and they've agreed.
On my suggestion, they're also getting in touch with Morrisons for any possible cctv footage of this monster smash too. :thumbsup:

Not holding my breath or counting any of Miss C's chickies, but I felt a smidging of happiness breaking out for a brief mo. cloud9:

I bleddy said about the CCTV!  cussing:
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: apc2010 on December 20, 2012, 04:21:15 PM
HA HA!! :thumbsup:

Some possible good news for a change. eeek:
Engineer has been out to inspect the car that Mrs G backed into a few weeks ago, and couldn't find any damage to the front of her car that...according to her husband...needs a new bumper, grille, headlight, bonnet, and wing! lol:

Oh just how much will I chortle if the claim gets rejected,  happy001  and don't even start me on the 'whipcash' claim.

I've invited the insurance company to gladly come out to inspect the rear bumper of Mrs G's car with its 50p size damage, and they've agreed.
On my suggestion, they're also getting in touch with Morrisons for any possible cctv footage of this monster smash too. :thumbsup:

Not holding my breath or counting any of Miss C's chickies, but I felt a smidging of happiness breaking out for a brief mo. cloud9:

I bleddy said about the CCTV!  cussing:


Should have got the cctv ........... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: GROWLER on December 21, 2012, 12:13:01 PM
Engineer is coming out to inspect the 'damage to Mrs G's car early in the new year. eveilgrin:

I've advised him to bring his magnifying glass.  whistle:
He chortled and claims this sort of shite and wholly exagerated claim is increasing very rapidly now. evil:
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: Baldy on April 30, 2013, 08:31:30 AM
World's Worst Attempt At Parallel Parking, Enjoy! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf4TIWECZ30#)   noooo:
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: Barman on April 30, 2013, 02:34:50 PM
World's Worst Attempt At Parallel Parking, Enjoy! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf4TIWECZ30#)   noooo:

happy002
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: apc2010 on April 30, 2013, 02:39:29 PM
World's Worst Attempt At Parallel Parking, Enjoy! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf4TIWECZ30#)   noooo:

happy002

Don't larf .....it could be LL......... whistle:
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: Barman on April 30, 2013, 03:05:33 PM
World's Worst Attempt At Parallel Parking, Enjoy! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf4TIWECZ30#)   noooo:

happy002

Don't larf .....it could be LL......... whistle:

She's not that bad...  noooo:

I thought the commentary really made it!  lol:
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: apc2010 on April 30, 2013, 04:56:15 PM
World's Worst Attempt At Parallel Parking, Enjoy! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf4TIWECZ30#)   noooo:

happy002

Don't larf .....it could be LL......... whistle:

She's not that bad...  noooo:

I thought the commentary really made it!  lol:

So she is reading this then ........ whistle:
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: Barman on April 30, 2013, 05:02:47 PM
World's Worst Attempt At Parallel Parking, Enjoy! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf4TIWECZ30#)   noooo:

happy002

Don't larf .....it could be LL......... whistle:

She's not that bad...  noooo:

I thought the commentary really made it!  lol:

So she is reading this then ........ whistle:

 redface:
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: Baldy on April 30, 2013, 08:42:41 PM
World's Worst Attempt At Parallel Parking, Enjoy! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf4TIWECZ30#)   noooo:

happy002

Don't larf .....it could be LL......... whistle:

She's not that bad...  noooo:

I thought the commentary really made it!  lol:

And that was after 15 minutes before they started filming it, one of the chaps had already offered to park it for her.  noooo:
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: Steve on April 30, 2013, 09:18:44 PM
Women in cars, you should see them in a van

Sabine and that Transit (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KiC03_wVjc#ws)
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: GROWLER on April 30, 2013, 09:30:37 PM
Sabine.

Piggin' luv 'er. cloud9:
Piggin tasty, and a piggin' well proper  petrol 'ed.

What more could an owld Bear ask for ey? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: Steve on April 30, 2013, 09:45:32 PM
Sabine.

Piggin' luv 'er. cloud9:
Piggin tasty, and a piggin' well proper  petrol 'ed.

What more could an owld Bear ask for ey? Shrugs:
yep

and that wicked laugh



Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: GROWLER on April 30, 2013, 10:17:06 PM
Sabine.

Piggin' luv 'er. cloud9:
Piggin tasty, and a piggin' well proper  petrol 'ed.

What more could an owld Bear ask for ey? Shrugs:
yep

and that wicked laugh

I could build an 'ut in the forest that surrounds the Nurburgring and see her every day. cloud9:
I'd invite her for teacakes and stuff. cloud9:

I'd use Cazzy R to burn on me bbq. That'd attract her. 8)

I reckon she'd fall for me charms big time I do. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: Just One More on May 01, 2013, 04:19:41 AM
Sabine  cloud9:
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: Nick on June 14, 2013, 11:35:53 AM
I commented to my laydee colleague yesterday about her personalised numberplate.

She said it wasn't.

It seems she bought the car cos the numberplate spelt her name!! rubschin:

Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 14, 2013, 12:59:03 PM
I commented to my laydee colleague yesterday about her personalised numberplate.

She said it wasn't.

It seems she bought the car cos the numberplate spelt her name!! rubschin:

SLA993R ?
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: Nick on June 14, 2013, 01:02:07 PM
 Spank2:
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: Baldy on June 14, 2013, 05:36:51 PM
I commented to my laydee colleague yesterday about her personalised numberplate.

She said it wasn't.

It seems she bought the car cos the numberplate spelt her name!! rubschin:

SLA993R ?

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: boogs on June 14, 2013, 06:45:49 PM
I commented to my laydee colleague yesterday about her personalised numberplate.

She said it wasn't.

It seems she bought the car cos the numberplate spelt her name!! rubschin:

SLA993R ?

 lol: lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2013, 07:39:40 AM
Parkowanie roku - październik (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CId-uAr34rg#)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: Baldy on October 18, 2013, 01:36:16 PM
Parkowanie roku - październik (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CId-uAr34rg#)

 noooo:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

Tell her to mind your front gates.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 18, 2013, 02:40:51 PM
Parkowanie roku - październik (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CId-uAr34rg#)

 noooo:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

Tell her to mind your front gates.  Thumbs:

***Snigger***
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: Just One More on October 18, 2013, 05:20:30 PM
Parkowanie roku - październik (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CId-uAr34rg#)

 noooo:

 noooo:  noooo:  noooo:  noooo:
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: boogs on October 18, 2013, 11:33:51 PM
Parkowanie roku - październik (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CId-uAr34rg#)

 noooo:

Bloody hell even I'm not that stupid  noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: Nick on August 08, 2018, 06:55:49 AM
From a friend

“Adey my first car was a Vauxhall Chevette. How do you spell Chevette?”

“C H E V E T T E” I reply

“mine wasn’t spelt like that, it didn’t have a H in it”

“hmmmmm was there a space between the letters C and E?”

“Yes”. I give up

Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: Barman on August 08, 2018, 07:42:30 AM
From a friend

“Adey my first car was a Vauxhall Chevette. How do you spell Chevette?”

“C H E V E T T E” I reply

“mine wasn’t spelt like that, it didn’t have a H in it”

“hmmmmm was there a space between the letters C and E?”

“Yes”. I give up

 lol: lol: lol:

facepalm:
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 08, 2018, 09:37:38 AM
lol: lol: lol:

I had a Chevette, t'was a bucket of rust  noooo:
Title: Re: Bloody wimmin and cars.
Post by: Steve on August 08, 2018, 08:47:02 PM
I drove one once

never again