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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: GROWLER on September 07, 2011, 08:13:39 AM
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I'm friggin' useless chatting the girlies up, always have been and still am. cry:
A 100% pure unmitigated disaster zone of uselessneussnuss. cry:
Is it ANY wonder therefore?
New tasty girl/wumman mid to late 40's ish cloud9: has started at the gym. Reception/trainer, long hair, fit and slim, and I got chatting to her last night, as you do like.
Getting on like a 'ouse on fire like. :thumbsup:
She asked me my name like, and I asked for hers, as you do like.
All going well until I put my foot in it, as usual......OK then Lisa, nice to meet you, good to see a pretty face around here at last, ............but I'll probably have to ask you your name again when I come in tomorrow 'cus me memory is poor. redface: Banghead sad32:
WHY? Yargh:
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Here's a plan, look on here before you go to the gym, write her name down. Take paper with you take a peek at said paper before you go in the door.
You can remember where the gym is can't you?
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I have reached the age when it becomes acceptable for me to cover my poor memory by calling all ladies "My Dear" as in "Mornin' M'Dear. How are you today?" ............unless I am Oop North when "Luv" seems to be OK.
Having grey (OK nearly white) hair helps.
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Here's a plan, look on here before you go to the gym, write her name down. Take paper with you take a peek at said paper before you go in the door.
You can remember where the gym is can't you?
Haven't gone COMPLETELY senile...YET! evil:
Bloody wonder though with some of the eejits I have to TRY and converse with in 'ere like. Banghead
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Here's a plan, look on here before you go to the gym, write her name down. Take paper with you take a peek at said paper before you go in the door.
You can remember where the gym is can't you?
Haven't gone COMPLETELY senile...YET! evil:
Bloody wonder though with some of the eejits I have to TRY and converse with in 'ere like. Banghead
Oooooo! I wonder who he can mean ....... rubschin:
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Here's a plan, look on here before you go to the gym, write her name down. Take paper with you take a peek at said paper before you go in the door.
You can remember where the gym is can't you?
Haven't gone COMPLETELY senile...YET! evil:
Bloody wonder though with some of the eejits I have to TRY and converse with in 'ere like. Banghead
Oooooo! I wonder who he can mean ....... rubschin:
Shall we all 'old 'ands and think p'traps? whistle:
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Meanwhile, WHY do I ALWAYS seem to put me big fat furry paw in it when I chat the girlies up.
I ALWAYS do it and it makes me sad and un'appy like. cry:
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You probably will find you haven't put your foot in it ..she will remember you at least and that is what is important after all ;)
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You probably will find you haven't put your foot in it ..she will remember you at least and that is what is important after all ;)
Yea, when I tried to cover meself for my indiscretion by suggesting she wouldn't remember mine, she said, "I will" redface:
I turned away quickly and ran like a gormless oinky yoof...well walked actually. whistle:
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Get Mrs Growler to remind you before your next trip to the gym like whistle:
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Meanwhile, WHY do I ALWAYS seem to put me big fat furry paw in it when I chat the girlies up.
I ALWAYS do it and it makes me sad and un'appy like. cry:
Wot Miss D said.
Why the need to "Chat girlies up"?
In my experience if they are interested in you there is no need to "chat them up" as they will let you know of their interest. If you need to chat them up and they go along with it then they are probably the village bike anyway.
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There's no middle ground with you is there Snoops lol:
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Meanwhile, WHY do I ALWAYS seem to put me big fat furry paw in it when I chat the girlies up.
I ALWAYS do it and it makes me sad and un'appy like. cry:
Wot Miss D said.
Why the need to "Chat girlies up"?
In my experience if they are interested in you there is no need to "chat them up" as they will let you know of their interest. If you need to chat them up and they go along with it then they are probably the village bike anyway.
'cus it's FUN and 'armless, and makes you keep yerself young at 'eart and lively and stuff. :thumbsup:
Life is already humdrum and boring, so a bit of totty chitter chatter helps the day go 'round a bit smoother like. Does yer self esteem a birof good too I find, :thumbsup:...providing you don't end up causing a embarrasment to yourself like. redface:
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There's no middle ground with you is there Snoops lol:
Only 'ad black/white tv's when he was a pup you see. whistle:
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Meanwhile, WHY do I ALWAYS seem to put me big fat furry paw in it when I chat the girlies up.
I ALWAYS do it and it makes me sad and un'appy like. cry:
Wot Miss D said.
Why the need to "Chat girlies up"?
In my experience if they are interested in you there is no need to "chat them up" as they will let you know of their interest. If you need to chat them up and they go along with it then they are probably the village bike anyway.
'cus it's FUN and 'armless, and makes you keep yerself young at 'eart and lively and stuff. :thumbsup:
Life is already humdrum and boring, so a bit of totty chitter chatter helps the day go 'round a bit smoother like. Does yer self esteem a birof good too I find, :thumbsup:...providing you don't end up causing a embarrasment to yourself like. redface:
Or asking her if she sells meat redface:
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Nick , I believe you may need to take some lessons from Growler whistle:
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Quite. lol:
You're just a numpty brain though. :thumbsup:
I'm just an confuslicated tung tied shy owld Bear. ::)
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There was a builder in one of the offices I was using yesterday and was doing his "best" to chat up one of the girls who is just about to reach her 40th birthday. I was getting on with my stuff but listening to his spiel. The girl in question has a photo of her nephew's on her desk and I heard him ask, "ooh, are they your grandkids". I didn't dare look at her or him cos I knew i'd burst out laughing. Once he went, she said to me, "did you here what he said" "Oh yessss", said I, "soooo, are they your grandkids then" happy001 happy001 happy001
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I once met two quite attractive and similar looking wommn at a party. "I can tell you are mother and daughter, " I sad. "We are sisters," came the reply.
I left noooo:
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A neighbour of mine (male) met another neighbour (female) in our hallway ... I know them both well and was actually having a conversation with one of them...
Mr Neighbour: Oh, hello! Another one on the way?
Mrs Neighbour: No! I just love my food!
eeek: shutup:
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:thumbsup:
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A neighbour of mine (male) met another neighbour (female) in our hallway ... I know them both well and was actually having a conversation with one of them...
Mr Neighbour: Oh, hello! Another one on the way?
Mrs Neighbour: No! I just love my food!
eeek: shutup:
Sweet....as a nut. :thumbsup:
I remember many moons ago when the Growleretts were lickle, Mrs G answered the doorr with them crawling around on the floor around her, to the Mrs Bettabuy catalogue shite stuff wumman, and she asked Mrs G was she looking after her grandkids? whistle:
Oh how I chortled when she told me. lol:
IIRC I received a slap. ::)
She still mentions '"THAT BLOODY RUDE WUMMAN" evil: even now when she sees her like.
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WOW, that was a relief. eeek:
'Whats'ername/thingy' her with a very fit and tasty arse wasn't on duty tonight. whistle:
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WOW, that was a relief. eeek:
'Whats'ername/thingy' her with a very fit and tasty arse wasn't on duty tonight. whistle:
View it as a disappointment, not a relief confused:
You should have asked whoever was on duty, "where's thingy tonight, you know, the one with the very fit and tasty arse" like They'd prolly have said, "oh, you mean Karen" (the tranny)
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Will be good for your training regime Growler. You will be going every day at various different times just in case like whistle:
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p'raps she looks after her grandkids on a wednesday whistle:
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lol: lol: lol:
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Miss D have you got the giggles?
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It' s tickly Thursday lol:
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It' s tickly Thursday lol:
Any particular part of the anatomy like? rubschin:
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Will be good for your training regime Growler. You will be going every day at various different times just in case like whistle:
Don't need any sort of incentive. Place can be heaving with piggin' geezers for all I care.
I have werk to be done and will NOT be distracted...too much, prap's a lickle bit like sometimes, but not all the time...like. noooo:
Absolutely NOWT to look at last night. cry: