The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on July 29, 2011, 02:41:13 PM
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Off you go
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Recouperating I hope...your turn to make her some lovely things and lavish her with goodies ...that's lavish her with goodies whistle:
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I have a fridge full of Growler food here cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Where is Snoopy.......
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Where is Miss T? scared2:
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Oh , oh , oh are you suggesting a bit of scandal Popcorn:
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Where is Miss T? scared2:
Worry not, I is still here. Just too hot to get off the sofa. Have kinda melted into the cushions. Have got ice cubes in my red vino. noooo:
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Where is Miss T? scared2:
Worry not, I is still here. Just too hot to get off the sofa. Have kinda melted into the cushions. Have got ice cubes in my red vino. noooo:
Or you could be apc just logged-ion as you like... rubschin:
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Oh noooooes...it is I, for real.
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Oh noooooes...it is I, for real.
How do we know...? Shrugs:
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I am prettier. ;D
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I am prettier. ;D
APC would say that... the gayer... lol:
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I am prettier. ;D
APC would say that... the gayer... lol:
cussing:
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point:
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I am a gayer! I am a gayer! Gayer: Gayer: Gayer:
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I am a gayer! I am a gayer! Gayer: Gayer: Gayer:
Yes, we know that... ::)
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I am a gayer! I am a gayer! Gayer: Gayer: Gayer:
Ha bloody ha ..............have to change my password ........ Banghead
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point:
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I am a gayer! I am a gayer! Gayer: Gayer: Gayer:
Ha bloody ha ..............have to change my password ........ Banghead
From what, 'I LOVE BALDY'? point:
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My lovely thread sad24:
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My lovely thread sad24:
Booo!:
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Where is Miss T? scared2:
Worry not, I is still here. Just too hot to get off the sofa. Have kinda melted into the cushions. Have got ice cubes in my red vino. noooo:
You are Kim Basinger. Do I win five euros redface:
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Miss C is here cloud9: Call off the search party
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I seem to have had a bit of a heart attack. Currently residing in a ward in bedlam. It's full of bloody sick people I tell you. evil:
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I have to be in Sheffield to pick up my new bike. What horsepickle? I shall come to visit
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I have to be in Sheffield to pick up my new bike. What horsepickle? I shall come to visit
cloud9: do you know I don't know you will either have to ask Mr C or wait till tomorrow the staff are mainly tied up with a deading person. scared2:
Luckily it's not me.
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PM me his number
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Oh Miss C - I am so sorry to hear your bad news - that Nick is coming to visit lol:
Seriously though - Bloody hell !!!!!
I hope you have a most speedy recovery and get out of there fast
Anything we can do just bloomin well scream
Sending much love and well wishes xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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YOu are in the Northern General apparently. Growler and I are on our way angel1
Growler will be recognisable by his mahoosive pineapple
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As you yourself would say Miss C, "good grief". Here's wishing you a speedy recovery happy088
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So that's the Pinot out the window then love.
FFS get well soon.
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Think that's the problem....she hadn't been drinking any of it recently noooo:
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From personal experience I can tell her that alcohol will be a no-no with the drugs they will give her from now on.
The last drink I had was when I met up with Miss C and Mr C and that was only two halves of bitter..... this from a man who used to run a pub and drank (by his wife's count) an average 20 pints a day.
rubschin: Maybe that's why I have had 5 heart attacks of varying severity in the past 26 years
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Voddy is healfier, like angel1
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Ackchooly it's the effect that the alcohol has when mixed with the drugs.
You can get very pissed on half a shandy if you get the mix wrong.
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If we didn't eat and didn't drink we would be much healthier like rubschin:
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Ackchooly it's the effect that the alcohol has when mixed with the drugs.
You can get very pissed on half a shandy if you get the mix wrong.
She cold save money on that angel1
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Get well soon..........
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Me thinks miss C is trying to out-do TMR... rubschin:
seriously though, our thoughts are with you Miss C, get yourself better soon. Me and Miss D can't hold down the fort alone, we needs us wimin!!!!
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Certainly bloomin do .....we are well under represented here lol:
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Miss D plays the Eekwall Opps card noooo:
I guess she has male staff who are petrified of her
Where is DS?
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Certainly bloomin do .....we are well under represented here lol:
but still the stronger side babe ;)
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I have been out all day and now you are all dropping like flies noooo:
Bad luck Miss C. I am sure a visit by a ginger poltroon with a bear in tow will make you feel better, and earn you respect with the other patients.
Hope you are well soon and remember Snoopy is a fine example of an old fart with a dodgy ticker who is still going strong(ish)
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My flies are fine, but I shall check Growlers' flies carefully sick2:
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My flies are fine, but I shall check Growlers' flies carefully sick2:
His are in a cloud behind him.
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Quite so, and I apologise for my misplaced apostrophe. I don't know what came over me redface:
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My lickle kitten! cloud9:
I'm so so so sad to hear all this. sad32:
Get welller very very soon and I'll possibly see you within the next 48 hours.
Need you back 'ome to cook me another CAKE anyways, so get yer finger out ey gerl. eveilgrin:
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I thought Miss C was gonna be the nurse .........
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Get well soon Miss C - we needs ya!
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I thought Miss C was gonna be the nurse .........
It's all gone tits up this week noooo:
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Sorry to hear you're poorly Miss C ~ hope you're up and about soon.
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Get well soon Miss C.
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Any updates from the Odd couple on how she is ?
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noooo:
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I thought Miss C was gonna be the nurse .........
It's all gone tits up this week noooo:
My tits unfortunately have not gone up, neither are they likely to at my age, not without some serious metal work in the silk anyway.
I think there may be money to be made in this drinks drugs mix thing Snoops get your thinking cap on when I get out of here you and I could be millionaires.
Top tip don't get ill at the end of the week every one who could be of any help on the escape plan buggers off for the weekend. My suggestion that I too could bugger off and return on Monday were greeted with snorts of derision. noooo:
This ward is apparently built over the boiler rooms my pores have never been so open or cleansed the only up side of this is that the noise of the antiquated air conditioning unit drowns out the noise of the death rattles of the two other incumbents. There is a poem entitled, I think When I grow old and it mentions wearing purple. When I grow old I will wear elastic round my thighs so that my legs don't drop open when I am sitting.
Well, the lights have been turned off I write this by candle light and there is not much lead left in my pencil.
Tomorrow is another day and so thank you foy all your best wishes and with luck and a good signal I will be back to bother you tomorrow. I will make plans for finding a spare matrons uniform so that we can carry on filming.....Did you see what I did there?
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Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
Grolwer sends slobbery kisses sick2:
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Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
Grolwer sends slobbery kisses sick2:
We all do.
Glad you are in good spirits Miss C.
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Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
Grolwer sends slobbery kisses sick2:
We all do.
Glad you are in good spirits Miss C.
smile: well, thank you just as well the temperature is so high the slobber evaporation process helps to cool the place down. I am starting to wonder if 'boiler room' is a euphemism for crematorium. scared2:
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Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
Grolwer sends slobbery kisses sick2:
We all do.
Glad you are in good spirits Miss C.
smile: well, thank you just as well the temperature is so high the slobber evaporation process helps to cool the place down. I am starting to wonder if 'boiler room' is a euphemism for crematorium. scared2:
rubschin:
Are there any trapdoors on your ward?
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Good to hear from you Miss C cloud9:
Hope the escape committee is forming soon scared2:
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You seem to be in good spirits Miss C, onwards and upwards happy088
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I have managed to open one of the windows, only four inches but that is as good as six in the minds of many on here I am sure. whistle:
I will shortly go on a trap door hunt, a phrase best not said when medicated.
as well as being bored out of my mind, medicated up to the ceiling I feel a fraud.
Ahh the drugs trolley cometh I may be gone a while...
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Good to hear you are causing trouble ;)
Keep them on their toes Miss C lol:
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I have managed to open one of the windows, only four inches but that is as good as six in the minds of many on here I am sure. whistle:
I will shortly go on a trap door hunt, a phrase best not said when medicated.
as well as being bored out of my mind, medicated up to the ceiling I feel a fraud.
Ahh the drugs trolley cometh I may be gone a while...
Good to have you with us Miss C.... cloud9:
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Miss C .... Have you had to explain to various nurses that you are neither senile nor deaf?
Why do they all shout at patients V E R Y S L O W L Y with exaggerated mouth movements?
Why, if you have anybody visiting you, do they ask them if YOU take sugar?
Why do they talk loudly among themselves all frickin night long?
Why do the patients have to be woken, washed, dressed and sat out by the side of their beds at 6am .... so that the ward looks tidy for incoming day shift at 8? I think not because the day shift will come round and ask if you have washed yet before the doctors' rounds start at 9 Banghead
If you can find sensible answers to these questions you might care to share them with me as I have asked so many times and ended up being labelled as "Difficult" and as "Having Issues" ....
One cheeky cow even asked if I had ever had treatment for OCD.
Answer was "No, I have had a heart attack and would like to rest" cussing:
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I have ended up being labelled as "Difficult" and as "Having Issues" ....
I find that very hard to believe. whistle:
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I have ended up being labelled as "Difficult" and as "Having Issues" ....
I find that very hard to believe. whistle:
So did I angel1
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Miss C .... Have you had to explain to various nurses that you are neither senile nor deaf?
Why do they all shout at patients V E R Y S L O W L Y with exaggerated mouth movements?
Why, if you have anybody visiting you, do they ask them if YOU take sugar?
Why do they talk loudly among themselves all frickin night long?
Why do the patients have to be woken, washed, dressed and sat out by the side of their beds at 6am .... so that the ward looks tidy for incoming day shift at 8? I think not because the day shift will come round and ask if you have washed yet before the doctors' rounds start at 9 Banghead
SNOOPS I HAVE NO IDEA WHY THEY DO THESE THINGS ANY MORE THAN I KNOW HOW TO SCROLL DOWN ON THIS THING OR CHANGE THE COLOUR OF THE FONT I TOO AM A TROUBLE MAKER THIS MONINGS EMAIL WILL BE AN ENQUIRY INTO WHY 75% OG THE FIRE DOORS HERE ARE KEPT LOCKED?redface:
If you can find sensible answers to these questions you might care to share them with me as I have asked so many times and ended up being labelled as "Difficult" and as "Having Issues" ....
One cheeky cow even asked if I had ever had treatment for OCD.
Answer was "No, I have had a heart attack and would like to rest" cussing:
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I have just been told I am going to have surgery in about half an hour. This is a bit of a surprise. eeek: the fire doors can wait, wish me luck guys.
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Good luck Miss C ..... You'll be fine.
Oh and sorry about the missed breakfast.
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Oh Miss C - hope it all goes well.
Sending love , chocolate, hugs, kisses and lots and lots of healingness xxxxx
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Yikes eeek:
I am off to SHeffield to pick up the bike and was planning a surprise visit later. WIll postpone that then.
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Yikes eeek:
I am off to SHeffield to pick up the bike and was planning a surprise visit later. WIll postpone that then.
Like what happened yesterday too. Banghead
'ope they find yer giblets are ok my lickle kitten. happy088
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Thanks guys and guesses. On the slight off chance that Nick doesn't see this or my PM can some one call him or something and ask him not to call Mr C.
There is a small chance that he may and as Mr C is on the motorway and does not know about this.
My lift is here.
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Thanks guys and guesses. On the slight off chance that Nick doesn't see this or my PM can some one call him or something and ask him not to call Mr C.
There is a small chance that he may and as Mr C is on the motorway and does not know about this.
My lift is here.
Why? Where they takin' you? eeek:
I'll ring potatoe 'ed for you. ::)
...not answering his mobby blower, flamin' plantpot. ::)
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Already done it Growler ..... he is on the M-way heading toward Sheffield.
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Already done it Growler ..... he is on the M-way heading toward Sheffield.
Most excellent.
Thought he was now putting it off going up there until my lickle kitten was fit enough to receive plantpots confused:
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Only just read this.
Good luck old girl, you can show us the scar later. eyes:
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Worryingly she also may have to endure a visit from Nick scared2:
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I finally tracked the old trout down in the werld's most confusing hospital evil: (It took me half an hour to find my car cussing:)
She looks remarkably well (considerng the insertion of stents ( rubschin:) into her tubes and reckons she can go home tonight eeek:
SHe wanted to hear all about Growler's visit and pissed herself laughing. I fear this turn of phrase is not a mere figure of speech on this occasion as she then told me me she had been warned not to coff or laff eeek: She ought to have warned me about this before I tild her of his encounter with the local laydee ::)
Anyhoo, me and bikeman had to dismantle the bike to get it into my car. We used his spanner which he kept. I now have a pile of bike bits in my car sad24:
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I finally tracked the old trout down in the werld's most confusing hospital evil: (It took me half an hour to find my car cussing:)
She looks remarkably well (considerng the insertion of stents ( rubschin:) into her tubes and reckons she can go home tonight eeek:
SHe wanted to hear all about Growler's visit and pissed herself laughing. I fear this turn of phrase is not a mere figure of speech on this occasion as she then told me me she had been warned not to coff or laff eeek: She ought to have warned me about this before I tild her of his encounter with the local laydee ::)
Anyhoo, me and bikeman had to dismantle the bike to get it into my car. We used his spanner which he kept. I now have a pile of bike bits in my car sad24:
More embarrased now than I was then tbh.
Staggered at my own nievity (sp) tbqh, but she wasn't dressed like a slut though, was she? noooo:
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Great to hear my lickle kitten is coming along fine anyway.
Did you give 'er an 'ug and tungless snogs from me like I asked you to? happy088
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Yes I did eyes:
ANd do you ever read your PMs you great oaf?
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Yes I did eyes:
ANd do you ever read your PMs you great oaf?
Oh goody. She'll have appreciated the fact that they were really from me. cloud9:
Bet she was squirming whilst you were puckering up though, especially with all that unkempt wild undergrowthy fungusy mess emitting from yer face like.
Thouroughly disgustourous sick2:
pm's receievd but not read yet.
Tar anyway
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Hope you will return to the rudest of health soon Miss C happy100
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Nah, just rude noooo:
ANd look at it.
http://www.sheffield.ac.uk/content/1/c6/01/54/32/nghsitemap.pdf (http://www.sheffield.ac.uk/content/1/c6/01/54/32/nghsitemap.pdf) eeek:
There were people wandering about who had been there for years noooo:
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http://www.sheffield.ac.uk/content/1/c6/01/54/32/nghsitemap.pdf (http://www.sheffield.ac.uk/content/1/c6/01/54/32/nghsitemap.pdf) eeek:
There were people wandering about who had been there for years noooo:
eeek: eeek: AArrrrrrrrrghhhhh .... my eyes! noooo:
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Ooooooooo Stents! ~ I've got some of those.
Not a pleasant procedure but when they work ~ Bloody marvellous things.
Of course mine didn't. noooo:
They are of course still in there but the artery closed down either side of them .... very unusual so I am told.
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Ooooooooo Stents! ~ I've got some of those.
Not a pleasant procedure but when they work ~ Bloody marvellous things.
Of course mine didn't. noooo:
They are of course still in there but the artery closed down either side of them .... very unusual so I am told.
I got one. ;D
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Ooooooooo Stents! ~ I've got some of those.
Not a pleasant procedure but when they work ~ Bloody marvellous things.
Of course mine didn't. noooo:
They are of course still in there but the artery closed down either side of them .... very unusual so I am told.
I got one. ;D
Me too, same as Hitler. ;D
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Ooooooooo Stents! ~ I've got some of those.
Not a pleasant procedure but when they work ~ Bloody marvellous things.
Of course mine didn't. noooo:
They are of course still in there but the artery closed down either side of them .... very unusual so I am told.
I got one. ;D
Me too, same as Hitler. ;D
happy001
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Jealous? Yours are safely in LL's handbag whistle:
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Jealous? Yours are safely in LL's handbag whistle:
She'd need a very big bag.... whistle:
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Jealous? Yours are safely in LL's handbag whistle:
She has a very big bag.... sad24:
happy100
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Jealous? Yours are safely in LL's handbag whistle:
She'd need a very big bag.... whistle:
Wot like a body one ? scared2:
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The free cake is yumster (burp) cloud9:
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Jealous? Yours are safely in LL's handbag whistle:
She'd need a very big bag.... whistle:
Wot like a body one ? scared2:
doh: noooo:
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ANd how is the fragrant LL settling in again? Calm, happy, cooking yummy things?
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Ooooooooo Stents! ~ I've got some of those.
Not a pleasant procedure but when they work ~ Bloody marvellous things.
Of course mine didn't. noooo:
They are of course still in there but the artery closed down either side of them .... very unusual so I am told.
I got one. ;D
Umm I now have three of them. noooo: Apparently the gunk will ooze through the mesh and hold them in place. sick2: Wonderful things hearts. It would seem that one artery had become blocked a while ago and my heart had formed an alternative blood supply to compensate. Some times we are given too much information.
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Good to see you're here to tell us though Miss C happy100
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Good to see you're here to tell us though Miss C happy100
Our resident giblet expert. How sweet is THAT ey? cloud9:
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Ooooooooo Stents! ~ I've got some of those.
Not a pleasant procedure but when they work ~ Bloody marvellous things.
Of course mine didn't. noooo:
They are of course still in there but the artery closed down either side of them .... very unusual so I am told.
I got one. ;D
Umm I now have three of them. noooo: Apparently the gunk will ooze through the mesh and hold them in place. sick2: Wonderful things hearts. It would seem that one artery had become blocked a while ago and my heart had formed an alternative blood supply to compensate. Some times we are given too much information.
Poor Mr. C won't stand a chance when you get out of there! ;)
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Ooooooooo Stents! ~ I've got some of those.
Not a pleasant procedure but when they work ~ Bloody marvellous things.
Of course mine didn't. noooo:
They are of course still in there but the artery closed down either side of them .... very unusual so I am told.
I got one. ;D
Umm I now have three of them. noooo: Apparently the gunk will ooze through the mesh and hold them in place. sick2: Wonderful things hearts. It would seem that one artery had become blocked a while ago and my heart had formed an alternative blood supply to compensate. Some times we are given too much information.
Poor Mr. C won't stand a chance when you get out of there! ;)
How right you are BM. He has just been taken to hospital with chest pains. scared2: scared2: Luckily his son is here.
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The VP trail of destruction continues scared2: . Somoene reverse our fortunes soon eh sad24:
I hope he is ok Miss C ...
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Thanks Miss D.
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Good Heavens Miss C. eeek:
I fear to come in here nowadays.
I hope you are both well soon.
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Any update on Mr and Mrs C ????
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Both alive and kicking on Faceache
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Wot she said^^
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Explode:Well thank you chaps and chapesses.
Mr C arrived home safe and sound with a nitro Spray.
The lounge looks like we have been burgled only they (the burgers) have bought their own crap to scatter about.The lad was getting stressed about putting his crap in the loft and visiting all the rellies. He is 25 but quite young and naive in many ways. We have just told him that he does not have to get the excess 'stuff' into the loft we will hire a ban to do it. The shed boxes will go up there at the same time.
I thought that my family were dysfunctional. This family are just dreadful to each other. Mental torture seems the order of the day and I find it disgusting.
Luckily he and I get on and he does talk to me he is rather a special young man. He seems to listen to me and he has seen my kids all of whom are about the same age he has joined them on jaunts round Meadow hall, a more local shopping place worked things out for them and given the girls piggy backs shown them how to do side kicks laughed when they fell over. Snuggled up my grand kids I hope you get the picture. Pretty dam, normal stuff IMHO
He has had no help in this venture from any of his family (apart from us) and that upsets him, understandable In fact sisters reaction was 'well don't forget the £27.00 you owe me I will need that before you go' IMO. This lad is the only grandchild of the harridan and her husband they burble on about how important family are but it seems to be in the past and the future seems not to matter
I am sorry I can rant no more the drugs are kicking in I need to rest. I feel for these two men who are being treated appallingly by their families IMHO. Explode:
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I have a whole new perspective on in medias res cloud9:
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Indeed and you are not alone mate. noooo:
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I always thought it was in media res. Perhaps Darwin can help rubschin:
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My tame Latin expert says you were right first time.
As indeed is confirmed by a number of on-line dictionaries.
Whichever ~ I knew what you meant ... which is the important thing.
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cloud9:
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Miss C, I find it best to take comfort that one has not done such a bad job after all, when confronted with such sad examples of our species.
Equally, like the young man you describe, there is often an unexpected regression towards normality.
Take heart and get well.
Nick: It is medias as Snoopy says.
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Miss C, I find it best to take comfort that one has not done such a bad job after all, when confronted with such sad examples of our species.
Equally, like the young man you describe, there is often an unexpected regression towards normality.
Take heart and get well.
Nick: It is medias as Snoopy says.
Thank you Darwin. A moment of sanity.
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I'm strugglin' 'ere tbqatth. confused:
Only came in 'cus I don't seem to have seen anything about my lickle kitten today, and I was worried 'bout her like. cry:
You ok then?
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Popcorn:
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Where is she? sad32:
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Seriously like, WHERE'S me kitten? sad32:
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Miss C is back in hospital with very low blood pressure. Over medicated apparently.
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eeek:
Miss C ....we are thinking of you happy100
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Miss C is back in hospital with very low blood pressure. Over medicated apparently.
She wants to read the newspapers or watch the news or summat.... that'd fix it..... noooo:
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Wot Miss D said.
Have you seen the price of grapes these days eeek:
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Miss C is back in hospital with very low blood pressure. Over medicated apparently.
You going to see her?
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Her dongle needs scanning for credit then she could talk to us... like. rubschin:
Hope you are back here soon Miss C.
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Miss C is back in hospital with very low blood pressure. Over medicated apparently.
She wants to read the newspapers or watch the news or summat.... that'd fix it..... noooo:
I have suggested to Mr C that he takes her a framed portrait of Gordon Brown. angel1
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Miss C is back in hospital with very low blood pressure. Over medicated apparently.
That figures .... it took them years to get mine right. They still like to dick about with the meds and frequently fvck it up so that one gets dizzy spells, falling over sydrome etc.
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Precisely her symptoms.
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Miss C is back in hospital with very low blood pressure. Over medicated apparently.
You going to see her?
Thanks for that, cheers! ::)
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It's your turn ::)
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It's your turn ::)
Sorry. Didn't realise we were keeping a 'book' on visitasions. ::)
Not exactly 'round the corner' for me however.
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Nor me ackchooly whistle:
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My left arm is tingling now scared2: scared2: scared2:
I think it may be psch psyko mental
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My left arm is tingling now scared2: scared2: scared2:
I think it may be psch psyko mental
Todays hypochondriatic moment is it, sigh. ::)
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Miss C is back in hospital with very low blood pressure. Over medicated apparently.
I am sure hearing from you will have put her on the road to recovery. whistle:
Send her my best.
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Miss C is back in hospital with very low blood pressure. Over medicated apparently.
I am sure hearing from you will have put her on the road to recovery. whistle:
Send her my best.
She is not that keen on turnips noooo:
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Miss C is back in hospital with very low blood pressure. Over medicated apparently.
I am sure hearing from you will have put her on the road to recovery. whistle:
Send her my best.
She is not that keen on turnips noooo:
That's not what I heard.
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As of the early hours of this morning I was moved to a side ward of my own. A joy in many ways but after last night quite frankly I was past caring. There is a notice on the door in orange pen writ large. Barrier nursing only. Fair enough. When tea the drink (for those not from the north ) was bought round this afternoon the nurse happened to be with me she reiterated the question for as Snoops has pointed out the I'll are deaf. Yes please said I milk no sugar. I waited in vain. When the food trolly went round I waited in vain. Finally when visiting time had been and gone and I once more heard the dulcet rattle of the trolly I stood looking hopefully by the door. Two nurses looked the other way one continued flirting with the doctor on the desk, and quite frankly my dear you should have dealt with me, you'd have stood better chance, the third or was it forth passed by the last muttered Elena will be along in a minute. Here dear reader I lost my rag. I wrote large on the board outside the door under the orange writing ....WTF is Elena. There were one ore two giggles and I did get to see a really cool picture of my heart in three d whilst a rather lovely young man draped himself all over me. razz:
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As of the early hours of this morning I was moved to a side ward of my own. A joy in many ways but after last night quite frankly I was past caring. There is a notice on the door in orange pen writ large. Barrier nursing only. Fair enough. When tea the drink (for those not from the north ) was bought round this afternoon the nurse happened to be with me she reiterated the question for as Snoops has pointed out the I'll are deaf. Yes please said I milk no sugar. I waited in vain. When the food trolly went round I waited in vain. Finally when visiting time had been and gone and I once more heard the dulcet rattle of the trolly I stood looking hopefully by the door. Two nurses looked the other way one continued flirting with the doctor on the desk, and quite frankly my dear you should have dealt with me, you'd have stood better chance, the third or was it forth passed by the last muttered Elena will be along in a minute. Here dear reader I lost my rag. I wrote large on the board outside the door under the orange writing ....WTF is Elena. There were one ore two giggles and I did get to see a really cool picture of my heart in three d whilst a rather lovely young man draped himself all over me. razz:
But did you get your tea?
Good to hear from you BTW and sounds like you are keeping your spirits up-ish.
Take care
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Give 'em hell you owld bat! evil:
Oh, you are already. lol:
Bloody great to hear from you all the same my lickle kitten. cloud9:
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Thank you both and I did indeed get my tea. Has anyone seen Snoopy by the way? angel1
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Get well soon.........glad you got your tea.......
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Despite all that has been going on, your spirits are still up. Top man, Miss C confused:
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tea... best drink of the day like.... cloud9:
Good to have you back amongst us Miss C... happy088
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They don't know who they are messing with lol:
Great to hear from you - now just hurry up and get yourself home. This unauthorised absence from duty is simply not good enough ;)
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Thank you.
I will now await with bated breath and therein may lie my first mistake, waiting with bated breath here for anything could well be fatal, for the first of today's little disasters......
Don't worry Miss D this place is not a place to tarry long. I assume there is a maternity wing/ward here somewhere though how anyone made/makes it out the door is a miracle more's the pity
I am just listening to the news what have you Pastis and Uncle been up too in the hours of darkness ehh? there is no need for that looting and rioting, just ask BM he's sure to help you.
It seems Uncle may have to be excused as he isn't actually in the county. redface:H
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Just called her. Still in hospital. Not sure if she has low blood pressure or has had a minor stroke noooo:
SOme idiot has put a clock tower next to her room which chimes every hour point:
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Poor Miss C .....she is having such a tough time noooo:
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Very true cry:
I shall write her an extremely sloppy and fawning PM just to get her spirits up razz:
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Going home today apparently according to Faceache like cloud9:
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Bloody he'll BM could you put some oil on the door hinges it's bloody difficult to open and screeches.
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Oh, you found your way back then. Did I mention my poorly ribs, like? sad24:
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Bloody he'll BM could you put some oil on the door hinges it's bloody difficult to open and screeches.
Don't be silly! That's his idea of a burglar alarm. ;)
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Bloody he'll BM could you put some oil on the door hinges it's bloody difficult to open and screeches.
Welcome back!
Did you forget your user name...? whistle:
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I gather the problem is:
iPad + Hospital Construction = Piss Poor Connection
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I am very glad to hear you are on the mend and allowed into the community again. cloud9:
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DS gubbed it noooo:
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Bloody he'll BM could you put some oil on the door hinges it's bloody difficult to open and screeches.
That's not the door, that's your wrist ::) . Take cod liver oil capsules with alll your other lotions and potions
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Welcome home my luvlee lickle kitten. cloud9:
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I think I may be psch psyko mental
We've been telling you that since the other place lol:
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I don't know how long I have got. sad24: Snoopy hit the nail the head although there may have been a little amnesia regarding logging in. redface:
Internet connection on the hospital system is crap too. noooo: I am not impressed.
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Miss C ...do not start a post when you have been in hospital all week with " I don't know how long I've got " ...nearly gave me heart failure eeek:
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I don't know how long I have got. sad24: Snoopy hit the nail the head although there may have been a little amnesia regarding logging in. redface:
Internet connection on the hospital system is crap too. noooo: I am not impressed.
We are missing you.... happy100
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Have you got a parole date yet?
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Have you got a parole date yet?
Shawshank Redemption Morgan Freeman Parole Speech (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NE7mhZgME2k#noexternalembed)
rubschin:
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I am not sure I want to be externally embedded. noooo:
No I don't have a parole date I know I keep saying it but it might be today. ;D
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I am not sure I want to be externally embedded. noooo:
No I don't have a parole date I know I keep saying it but it might be today. ;D
yay! happ096
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B ut that would mean the big party with the Latvian triplets at Mr C's would be off sad24:
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B ut that would mean the big party with the Latvian triplets at Mr C's would be off sad24:
Nooo it's still on in fact the last of the guests have just arrived. The Latvian triplets are here in the corner, so come on over. angel1
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2F16sp5qsn8%2Ftriplets.jpg&hash=4fe7cfa422b9756250cbc9f4c15c0007b4d38922) (http://postimage.org/image/16sp5qsn8/)
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sick2:Since when was Andrew Marr Latvian?
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Beggars can't be choosers.