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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 19, 2011, 09:18:53 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kav0FEhtLug&feature=pyv&ad=10051528426&kw=video
Sheer brilliance IMHO lol: lol:
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lol: lol: lol: Very good.
Was that a practice like, I thought it was not for a few more days. ::)
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I like that ;D By chance, I viewed this one last week, I hope T-Mobile paid Jill and Kevin for the idea though.... 64 million hits eeek:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-94JhLEiN0
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I might bother watching it if it was like that.... lol:
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For all you out there who will be queuing up on Thursday night to bag a good place to see evryfink...
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http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2011/04/23/wills-and-kate-%E2%80%98traditional-wedding%E2%80%99-means-bride%E2%80%99s-dad-has-to-pay-for-everything/
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1380183/Royal-Wedding-2011-Riffraff-wedding-Tony-Blair.html
So two of the surviving ex-PMs are excluded from the Wedding Invitation list.
Nice one H.M.
Revenge is a dish best eaten cold. happy088
See also:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1380028/Royal-Wedding-2011-No-Earl-Spencer-speech-1-000-best-friends-given-pride-place.html
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Ooh, a new acronym. Can we now expect Barman and Miss D coming on here worse for drink pronouncing, "you're my VBF you are"
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As long as I don't get confuddled with VPL's
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I have been invited to a 'party' on Friday to watch the thing eeek:
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Even free food and fizz will not tempt me noooo:
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I shall be abroad cloud9:
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I shall be abroad cloud9:
Me too ....... rubschin:
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http://www.facebook.com/royalweedingday
razz:
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The TV channels have gone mad on "wedding themed" progammes. Two on at the moment. And every continuity link and preview promises (threatens) more of the same. Yargh:
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I shall be abroad cloud9:
Me too ....... rubschin:
Me three! cloud9:
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Me four cloud9:
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Me four cloud9:
You're one you plonker.... ::)
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Shrugs:
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Shrugs:
noooo:
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Doesn't matter how far away you are you cannot escape it.....the bunting will get you !!!!!!
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I'm sure Nick can find an "English" pub with Sky and piss poor lager so he can happily watch every moment surrounded by lobster coloured, tattooed louts with beer guts. Their women sporting Croydon facelifts and inch-thick "slap" on their faces will be sighing and uttering "doesn't she look lovely" every five minutes.
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rubschin:
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Such cynicism Uncle. Spot on!
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I expect the wimmin in the household will watch it. There was some talk that the boys "ought to watch it as they have never seen a Royal Wedding". Rebellion is in the air! If it ain't on the Wii they have no interest.
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.....the bunting will get you !!!!!!
eeek:
Only if you are a worm...
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Loads of people now camping out to secure optimum viewing pleasure noooo:
This was taken at 7.30 this morning...the view opposite the Abbey. They are camping all the way down the road
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Loads of people now camping out to secure optimum viewing pleasure noooo:
This was taken at 7.30 this morning...the view opposite the Abbey. They are camping all the way down the road
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Have they not got tvs.............. rubschin:......or is it a ploy to avoid the tv......... rubschin:
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Maybe they want to be on TV Shrugs:
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Loads of people now camping out to secure optimum viewing pleasure noooo:
This was taken at 7.30 this morning...the view opposite the Abbey. They are camping all the way down the road
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Did you say hello to Tipsy's eldest?
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SWWLTBO was in the crowds at Charles and Diana's Wedding..... That was long before we met.
I watched some of it on TV but we were all much younger and less cynical then.
I doubt that the wimminfolk will want me watching with them anyway as they always complain about my comments re the lower standards of drill achieved by the military these days. My moans usually centre around the "New" arms drill caused by the use of plastic rifles etc. and the apparent inability of the modern soldier to keep in line and in step.... But what would you expect from someone who spent 6 months as a drill instructor over 40 years ago?
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And on the way home ...your VP Royal Correspondent presents even more madness noooo:
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And on the way home ...your VP Royal Correspondent presents even more madness noooo:
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Is Nick really going abroad ............ rubschin:
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And on the way home ...your VP Royal Correspondent presents even more madness noooo:
The local Tessacohen's has Union Flag bunting all over noooo: noooo:
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Is she allowed back in the country yet, like?
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She 'chooses' not to noooo:
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Kate went to see the Queen to ask how to maintain a long royal marriage.
" Do not piss off your father-in-law and if you do make sure you wear a seatbelt" was Her Majesty's reply.
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She 'chooses' not to noooo:
Crook
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And on the way home ...your VP Royal Correspondent presents even more madness noooo:
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Mongs... noooo:
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I can never understand how you didn't become a reporter rubschin:
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I can never understand how you didn't become a reporter rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
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He is a repeater. Especially after curry noooo:
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To be honest I wasn't really bothered by the whole affair, then I saw this...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1380915/Royal-Wedding-guest-list-Gordon-Brown-Tony-Blair-snubbed.html
In one move they snub Tony and Gordo and nark off the entire Labour party. lol:
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He is a repeater. Especially after curry noooo:
Shouldn't you be at the airport? ::)
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He is a repeater. Especially after curry noooo:
Shouldn't you be at the airport? ::)
I think you're a little premature; is that an ongoing problem? Call Dr Ruth razz:
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He is a repeater. Especially after curry noooo:
Shouldn't you be at the airport? ::)
He might have got taxiing the airplane mixed up and is expecting for it to turn up at his front door to pick him up. whistle:
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He is a repeater. Especially after curry noooo:
Shouldn't you be at the airport? ::)
I think you're a little premature; is that an ongoing problem? Call Dr Ruth razz:
He did but she hadn't arrived at the office yet lol: lol: lol:
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point: point: point: point: point: point:
8.25 in the morning angel1
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He is a repeater. Especially after curry noooo:
Shouldn't you be at the airport? ::)
He might have got taxiing the airplane mixed up and is expecting for it to turn up at his front door to pick him up. whistle:
happy001
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point: point: point: point: point: point:
8.25 in the morning angel1
Delayed for five hours... point:
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And on the way home ...your VP Royal Correspondent presents even more madness noooo:
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Is Nick really going abroad ............ rubschin:
Were they giving odds on Alqueda making a strike. rubschin: All those dignitaries and campers in one hit
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What is your Royal Wedding guest name? Start with either Lord or Lady. Your first name is one of your grandparents names. Your surname is the name of your first pet, double barrelled with the name of the street you grew up on.
Mine is Jessica Shandy Selbourne rubschin:
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What is your Royal Wedding guest name? Start with either Lord or Lady. Your first name is one of your grandparents names. Your surname is the name of your first pet, double barrelled with the name of the street you grew up on.
Mine is Jessica Shandy Selbourne rubschin:
whacky115
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Mine is, well I mentioned it to a neighbour so we're going as a couple ...
Lord Arthur Timkins-Hale and Lady Clara Candy-Darlington confused:
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What is your Royal Wedding guest name? Start with either Lord or Lady. Your first name is one of your grandparents names. Your surname is the name of your first pet, double barrelled with the name of the street you grew up on.
Mine is Jessica Shandy Selbourne rubschin:
Street?
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Well, estate in your case DS ;)
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Every time someone on TV or radio says "Westminster Abbey" I immediately think and sometime say "the Tower of Big Ben"
Must be an age thing.
http://www.youtube.com/v/UWB1Sqsx1jo?fs=1&hl=en_GB
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Royal Wedding Drinking Game
1. If the Queen is on the screen you must be drinking. The woman has ruled the country for over 50 years, the least you can do is get destroyed in her honour.
2. Any time Prince Harry appears all players must produce a Nazi salute. The last player to do so must consume 5 fingers/mouthfuls for their poor reactions.
3. If Elton John is spotted, the last person to shout "Candle in the Wind" must drink 5.
4. Any time time parallels are drawn to the Diana and Charles wedding (or any previous Royal Wedding for that matter), by commentators or otherwise, all players must consume 3 fingers/mouthfuls of their drink.
5. We're British (or shall assume the role for the day), which means we're a simple folk who enjoy comforts such as bacon and beer. With this in mind then, what better way to greet our anthem than with a hearty chug. As a result when the National Anthem is playing, everyone must be stood up and drinking.
6. William will one day become king of this fine country, a fact that needs to be celebrated no? Every time the word "future" is said, in the mentioned context or not, an amount no less than 1 finger must be added to the "Future Kings Cup" by any player. This should then go in a clockwise direction from the first player to do so everytime future is mentioned, to ensure the cup has a good mix of drinks.
7. And following on from Rule 6, The last person to shout "God save the future King!" upon the proclamation of "I now pronounce you man and wife" has to down the Future King's Cup. I fear for those that are last here, I really do.
8. Prince Phillip has found a warm place in many of our hearts, his "Racist Grandad" appeal simply too hard too dislike. As a result, whenever he is shown independent of the Queen (to avoid complications with rule 1), the last player to shout "Bloody Foreigners" must drink 3 fingers. Penalties can be awarded for anyone who makes no attempt to imitate his accent.
9. Prime Ministers never tend to be popular but our current one is hated even by those standards. So to allow you all to "stick it to da man" whenever our fearless leader David Cameron appears on screen, the first player to shout "CUNT" is allowed to come up with a rule of their own. Enjoy your one chance at tyranny!
10. Whenever the union flag appears on screen, the first to shout "rule brittania" is bestowed with the honor of delegating four measures however they see fit, one for each nation of the UK. This can either be to single player, or spread amongst them. Make sure our great flag is honoured with the drinking it deserves!
lol: lol: lol:
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Oh yes, that sounds like my sort of game. ;D
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Oh yes, that sounds like my sort of game. ;D
Bloody foreigners! happy001
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Bloody foreigners! happy001
Shrugs:
"But But, Ding Ding Fares Please"
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We should have a similar game for Eurovision... rubschin:
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We should have a similar game for Eurovision... rubschin:
Are you going to give us the rules like?
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We should have a similar game for Eurovision... rubschin:
Are you going to give us the rules like?
Yes! eveilgrin:
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We should have a similar game for Eurovision... rubschin:
Are you going to give us the rules like?
What about when they give the points (to everyone) you have that many drinks ...... rubschin:
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Eurodolopy ....... whistle:
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Eurodolopy ....... whistle:
EuroVopolyTM ::)
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Cut the nonsense and tell us the ruwles and how much we can expect to drink.
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Cut the nonsense and tell us the ruwles and how much we can expect to drink.
Ruwles to follow... but we can all expect to be bladdered by the end like.... cloud9:
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happy088
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Weren't we bladdered lastyear when we were watching / posting about it and you were drooling over some bint in next to nothing lol:
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Weren't we bladdered lastyear when we were watching / posting about it and you were drooling over some bint in next to nothing lol:
We-ell... yes sort of... we get bladdered every year... redface:
I don't remember the young lady in question tho... noooo:
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You may have to resuurect the thread to find it . I don't think you were alone. Pastis and TG were on the tongue dropping band wagon lol:
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Weren't we bladdered lastyear when we were watching / posting about it and you were drooling over some bint in next to nothing lol:
We-ell... yes sort of... we get bladdered every year... redface:
I don't remember the young lady in question tho... noooo:
The smuggers getting bladdered...........nooooo... whistle:
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Weren't we bladdered lastyear when we were watching / posting about it and you were drooling over some bint in next to nothing lol:
We-ell... yes sort of... we get bladdered every year... redface:
I don't remember the young lady in question tho... noooo:
The smuggers getting bladdered...........nooooo... whistle:
Oh yes! eveilgrin:
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You may have to resuurect the thread to find it . I don't think you were alone. Pastis and TG were on the tongue dropping band wagon lol:
eeek: Moi? angel1
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You may have to resuurect the thread to find it . I don't think you were alone. Pastis and TG were on the tongue dropping band wagon lol:
eeek: Moi? angel1
Vous! point:
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You may have to resuurect the thread to find it . I don't think you were alone. Pastis and TG were on the tongue dropping band wagon lol:
eeek: Moi? angel1
Vous! point:
rubschin: I'll need to look at the thread again whistle:
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Any potentials ?
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Any potentials ?
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For shagging or singing...? rubschin:
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4 across, 6 down, is that Jedward, it looks like an early pose by The Krays
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Oh yes...we'll need a few drinks to get through Jedward noooo: noooo: noooo:
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What is your Royal Wedding guest name? Start with either Lord or Lady. Your first name is one of your grandparents names. Your surname is the name of your first pet, double barrelled with the name of the street you grew up on.
Mine is Jessica Shandy Selbourne rubschin:
Mine is Lady Amelia Honey-Meadow or Lady Amelia Honey-Bukit-Timah depending on the year.
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What is your Royal Wedding guest name? Start with either Lord or Lady. Your first name is one of your grandparents names. Your surname is the name of your first pet, double barrelled with the name of the street you grew up on.
Mine is Jessica Shandy Selbourne rubschin:
Mine is Lady Amelia Honey-Meadow or Lady Amelia Honey-Fukit-Timah depending on the year.
whistle:
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Mine is:
Lord James Toby-Station Esq...
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Mine is Lord Thomas Caddy-Eccles, but it sounds better as Lord T-Caddy Eccles ;D
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lol:
Very regal 8)
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Mine is:
Lord James Toby-Station Esq...
You lived in a station ...... eeek: eeek:
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Mine is:
Lord James Toby-Station Esq...
You lived in a station ...... eeek: eeek:
Station Road you berk
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Mine is:
Lord James Toby-Station Esq...
You lived in a station ...... eeek: eeek:
Station Road you berk
Station Road, Swinton cloud9:
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As a seven year old I use to sit on the wall by the second floodlight. All gone now, it's now covered by houses. Another part of my heritage gone sad24:
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Station Road, Newent, Glos acktually...
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Ooh, I know Newent, I always liked the house as you turn right off the A40 heading towards there
Little known fact - L S Lowry was also born on Station Road, Swinton, 250yds from the ground
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Ooh ooh I know them. That Pakistani/Indian couple being interviewed on Daybreak from "Kate's village (Bucklebury). I've bought samosas and pasties from there, bloody nice ones too
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Ooh ooh I know them. That Pakistani/Indian couple being interviewed on Daybreak from "Kate's village (Bucklebury). I've bought samosas and pasties from there a few times, bloody nice ones too
They were on yesterday... I was dying for the guy to ask how it felt to be the token blacks.... redface:
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I have received an overnight email from a local heating oil supplier .........
The Royal Wedding Buying Weekend Has Started!!
They are offering "Best Prices" if I order oil this weekend noooo:
I have now obtained an "On-line Quote" .... dearer than last week's.
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They are offering "Best Prices" if I order oil this weekend noooo:
"Best Princes" surely?
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Bank Holiday? ..... The only shops shut are the bloody post offices cussing:
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Ooh ooh I know them. That Pakistani/Indian couple being interviewed on Daybreak from "Kate's village (Bucklebury). I've bought samosas and pasties from there a few times, bloody nice ones too
They were on yesterday... I was dying for the guy to ask how it felt to be the token blacks.... redface:
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Prince William has been made the Duke of Cambridge and his wife will become Her Royal Highness the Duchess of Cambridge, after their wedding, Buckingham Palace says.
He will also take the titles Earl of Strathearn and Baron Carrickfergus.
The royal groom was given the titles by his grandmother, the Queen, to mark his marriage.
The title of duke is the highest rank in the British peerage.
Source: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-13236409