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Title: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Barman on April 18, 2011, 11:30:37 AM
It werks!  eeek:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: apc2010 on April 18, 2011, 11:34:03 AM
Back to the gardening then........... rubschin:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Barman on April 18, 2011, 11:36:21 AM
Back to the gardening then........... rubschin:

Bah!  Banghead
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 18, 2011, 11:38:39 AM
It werks!  eeek:

Well, where's the fun in that? evil:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Barman on April 18, 2011, 11:39:17 AM
It werks!  eeek:

Well, where's the fun in that? evil:

 point:

I suppose I should have added 'for now'....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 18, 2011, 11:43:51 AM
You mean you haven't factored in the Cypriot washing machine gremlins? scared2:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Barman on April 18, 2011, 11:46:01 AM
You mean you haven't factored in the Cypriot washing machine gremlins? scared2:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Barman on April 18, 2011, 12:01:22 PM
LL seems strangely reluctant to use it...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: apc2010 on April 18, 2011, 12:03:03 PM
LL seems strangely reluctant to use it...  rubschin:

 shutup:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Barman on April 18, 2011, 12:03:30 PM
Wot? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Baldy on April 18, 2011, 12:08:24 PM
Electricity, water and a BM repair?  whistle:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 18, 2011, 12:09:05 PM
Doesn't spin like it used to  whistle:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Barman on April 18, 2011, 12:11:58 PM
Doesn't spin like it used to  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Barman on April 18, 2011, 03:42:30 PM
First load is washing....  scared2:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: apc2010 on April 18, 2011, 03:51:01 PM
First load is washing....  scared2:

Do Lidl do clothes ........... rubschin:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Barman on April 18, 2011, 03:52:24 PM
First load is washing....  scared2:

Do Lidl do clothes ........... rubschin:

 evil:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Barman on April 18, 2011, 04:09:50 PM
It is spinning!  ;D
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Nick on April 18, 2011, 04:18:10 PM
 scared2:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 18, 2011, 05:33:05 PM
It is spinning!  ;D

It is posessed. scared2:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6ncz-PoYa4&NR=1
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Barman on April 18, 2011, 07:38:37 PM
It werked!  eeek:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2011, 10:48:04 AM
Still working...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 26, 2011, 10:48:46 AM
Unlike you anymore  rubschin:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2011, 10:51:01 AM
Unlike you anymore  rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:

 redface:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: apc2010 on April 26, 2011, 10:52:24 AM
Unlike you anymore  rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:

 redface:


He's still working ........on a day pass ......... whistle:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 26, 2011, 10:53:31 AM
Look ...sort it out like a girly would.

Don't give him any options or choices. Just choose a place , and a suitable time and then TELL him to be there   whistle:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2011, 11:02:58 AM
 cussing:

If the SmugClubbers gave me a hand with the gravel like....  whistle:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 26, 2011, 11:08:13 AM

Surely the whole point of the Smug Club is to be smug. How can they maintain this state of being if they are actually participating in the act in which they are ridiculing you about.

Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: apc2010 on April 26, 2011, 11:28:34 AM
Posting on here .....won't get it done any quicker......... whistle:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2011, 11:33:58 AM

Surely the whole point of the Smug Club is to be smug. How can they maintain this state of being if they are actually participating in the act in which they are ridiculing you about.



 Banghead
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Baldy on April 26, 2011, 04:42:54 PM

Surely the whole point of the Smug Club is to be smug. How can they maintain this state of being if they are actually participating in the act in which they are ridiculing you about.



Quite so Miss D, you might even be up for an invitation one day if you keep that up.
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2011, 04:43:55 PM

Surely the whole point of the Smug Club is to be smug. How can they maintain this state of being if they are actually participating in the act in which they are ridiculing you about.



Quite so Miss D, you might even be up for an invitation one day if you keep that up.

I could wash all her clothes like...  eyes:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Baldy on April 26, 2011, 04:52:34 PM
If you take time to read the Smug Club reguwlayshions you will note the following:

Rule 1., Section 1, Subsexion 2:

All laydees present, whether guests of the club or just serving wenches are not allowed to wear too many clothes unless they have been hit with the ugly stick a number of times, in which case full muslim attire must be adorned at all times.


Will your washing machine be required?
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 26, 2011, 05:55:34 PM
Most definitely  lol:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2011, 06:57:09 PM
If you take time to read the Smug Club reguwlayshions you will note the following:

Rule 1., Section 1, Subsexion 2:

All laydees present, whether guests of the club or just serving wenches are not allowed to wear too many clothes unless they have been hit with the ugly stick a number of times, in which case full muslim attire must be adorned at all times.


Will your washing machine be required?

She looks like she fell out of the top of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down...  noooo:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Nick on April 26, 2011, 07:00:17 PM
Except her feet
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2011, 07:05:07 PM
Except her feet

Yes... except her feet like...  redface:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 26, 2011, 07:11:09 PM
I haven't got any pictures of my feet  rubschin:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2011, 07:11:44 PM
I haven't got any pictures of my feet  rubschin:

I have!  eyes:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Nick on April 26, 2011, 07:12:34 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 26, 2011, 07:24:15 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2Fshzn9tok%2Fboo_hoo.jpg&hash=18bfb63cae1a4a4ca7a2dd842ee2d9928e2a7de4) (http://postimage.org/image/shzn9tok/)
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Nick on April 26, 2011, 07:25:09 PM
 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2011, 07:26:00 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2Fshzn9tok%2Fboo_hoo.jpg&hash=18bfb63cae1a4a4ca7a2dd842ee2d9928e2a7de4) (http://postimage.org/image/shzn9tok/)


 scared2:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 26, 2011, 07:26:41 PM
The evil stare is directed at you !!!!!!!
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2011, 07:31:41 PM
The evil stare is directed at you !!!!!!!

I know... I've seen it before!  scared2:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 26, 2011, 08:05:03 PM
Be afraid  evil:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Barman on May 25, 2011, 07:04:48 AM
It has packed up again!  sad24:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 25, 2011, 07:15:44 AM
Get a man in ............ whistle:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Barman on May 25, 2011, 07:20:10 AM
Get a man in ............ whistle:

Piss orf!  cussing:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 25, 2011, 07:26:19 AM
Steam the clothes  whistle:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Barman on May 25, 2011, 07:27:07 AM
Steam the clothes  whistle:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Barman on May 25, 2011, 09:40:40 AM
Fixed the electronics!  happy088

Just waiting for new suspension units to arrive from Nicosia!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 25, 2011, 09:42:34 AM
Translation ... Fitted new fuse but have gubbed the suspension units by playing around inside the machine whilst trying to mend it.
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Barman on May 25, 2011, 09:43:57 AM
Translation ... Fitted new fuse but have gubbed the suspension units by playing around inside the machine whilst trying to mend it.

 cussing:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 25, 2011, 11:29:01 AM
 rubschin: For some reason I am reminded yet again of Trigger's Broom 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbha4XclSMU

Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Barman on May 25, 2011, 11:31:14 AM
BTW...

I called Miele in the UK to identify the part I needed - Ex-stock @ £82.62 (inc. VAT)

I called Miele in Nicosia - gave them the part number from the UK and they confirmed the description was what I wanted. €39 (inc. VAT)

So, if anybody needs some cheap Miele parts...  whistle:

Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Barman on May 25, 2011, 11:31:39 AM
rubschin: For some reason I am reminded yet again of Trigger's Broom 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbha4XclSMU



Bah!  cussing:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 25, 2011, 11:33:46 AM
You aren't leaving your belts on jeans when washing .......are you ... rubschin:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Barman on May 25, 2011, 11:35:21 AM
You aren't leaving your belts on jeans when washing .......are you ... rubschin:

Noooo....  noooo:

I'm cutting the little corner off the label so it doesn't get caught up too...
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Barman on May 25, 2011, 03:20:40 PM
Me shockers didn't turn up shocker!  cussing:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 25, 2011, 04:20:48 PM
new suspension units

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.problempresents.com%2Fcms_images%2Fprunella%2520suspenders.jpg&hash=fb1d30e58794cedf30e5334d341582caad1ce050)
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Barman on May 25, 2011, 04:30:50 PM
new suspension units

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.problempresents.com%2Fcms_images%2Fprunella%2520suspenders.jpg&hash=fb1d30e58794cedf30e5334d341582caad1ce050)

Did Miss D send that to everybody then...?  ::)
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Nick on May 25, 2011, 04:38:47 PM
Yes. It is her lithe and svelte friend  ::) ::)
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Barman on May 25, 2011, 06:04:23 PM
Yes. It is her lithe and svelte friend  ::) ::)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Pirate on May 25, 2011, 08:43:16 PM
new suspension units

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.problempresents.com%2Fcms_images%2Fprunella%2520suspenders.jpg&hash=fb1d30e58794cedf30e5334d341582caad1ce050)

Did Miss D send that to everybody then...?  ::)

It's not Miss D...She has a tiny mole beauty spot just where... oh... redface:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 25, 2011, 08:50:08 PM
 lol: lol: lol:

You promised me discretion  ;)
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 25, 2011, 08:53:15 PM
lol: lol: lol:

You promised me discretion  ;)

The injunction is blown now
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 25, 2011, 11:59:28 PM
lol: lol: lol:

You promised me discretion  ;)

The injunction is blown now

Who is blown now.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Barman on May 26, 2011, 07:17:59 AM
Apparently they didn't send the parts yesterday (as they promised) because it was half day...  noooo:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 26, 2011, 08:04:13 AM
Apparently they didn't send the parts yesterday (as they promised) because it was half day...  noooo:

What pants?
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Barman on May 26, 2011, 08:19:58 AM
Apparently they didn't send the parts yesterday (as they promised) because it was half day...  noooo:

What pants?

Parts Darwin, parts!  ::)
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 26, 2011, 09:44:46 AM
Apparently they didn't send the parts yesterday (as they promised) because it was half day...  noooo:

What pants?

Parts Darwin, parts!  ::)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbdaugherty.tripod.com%2FwelshPhotos%2Fkhyber.jpg&hash=91260be6983b228acea7521e3d55ea14474136af)
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Barman on May 26, 2011, 01:10:26 PM
Been to Limassol, collected new shock absorbers... fitted them and it is werking perfect like...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2011, 01:14:56 PM
Been to Limassol, collected new shock absorbers... fitted them and it is werking perfect like...  cloud9:


On the mini....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Barman on May 26, 2011, 01:17:50 PM
Been to Limassol, collected new shock absorbers... fitted them and it is werking perfect like...  cloud9:


On the mini....... rubschin:

doh:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2011, 01:19:04 PM
Been to Limassol, collected new shock absorbers... fitted them and it is werking perfect like...  cloud9:


On the mini....... rubschin:

doh:

Sorry wrong thread .......... redface:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2011, 01:19:53 PM
9 weeks  whistle:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2011, 01:21:02 PM
9 weeks  whistle:

Nine and a half weeks .........being topical ......... eyes:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2011, 01:22:26 PM
 lol:

What a shite film that was  noooo:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2011, 01:23:19 PM
lol:

What a shite film that was  noooo:

Are you mad ............. eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2011, 01:24:50 PM
I can't stand Mickey Rourke  noooo:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Barman on May 26, 2011, 01:26:09 PM
Me poor thread...  Banghead
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2011, 01:27:38 PM
I can't stand Mickey Rourke  noooo:

There was a bloke in it ..............??? eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2011, 01:31:40 PM
The ice cube was more dynamic than Mickey Rourke .....he repulses me
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2011, 01:36:47 PM
Me poor thread...  Banghead

There was a kitchen scene ..........so it sorta on topic really........... whistle:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 26, 2011, 04:14:24 PM
Me poor threads...  Banghead

Well if you hadn't knackered the washing machine in the first place...  whistle:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2011, 04:15:27 PM
Me poor threads...  Banghead

Well if you hadn't knackered the washing machine in the first place...  whistle:


 drumroll: ;D ;D
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Barman on May 26, 2011, 04:38:54 PM
 cussing:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Just One More on May 26, 2011, 05:15:46 PM
The ice cube was more dynamic than Mickey Rourke .....he repulses me

The ice cube  cloud9:  cloud9:  cloud9:
Title: Re: Barman’s All New Washing Machine Disaster Thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 26, 2011, 06:01:49 PM
So I need to watch this film maybe, along with the Matrix.   surrender: