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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on April 11, 2011, 03:37:03 PM
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I see BM has been up to his old tricks eeek:
LL posted this on Faceache
Now nursing injured husband (V.Pub be aware please) who is shirking ongoing gardening duties due to an incident between himself, a large plant root and a shovel...... Painful and poorly fingers (so no typing for him......) and sore wrist (whey hey) .... nurses uniform on I guess :-)
He can't have anybody left prepared to insure him surely noooo:
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When will he accept he is no longer 21?
Still I suppose he could have a chat with those insurers who employ Jean Metcalf and Frank Windsor .... he'd get a free biro too. whistle:
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Supermong point: point: point: point: point: point:
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Oh dear has anyone seen the sympathy donation box it seems to have gone missing.
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Just as well he isn't a business. With an accident frequency rate (AFR) like that, HSE would be taking an interest
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Was prolly a ruse to get out of fixing the washing machine rubschin:
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He should have asked for help.............. whistle:
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redface: redface: redface: redface:
Oh me poor hand like.... sad24:
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happy100
Can we get you anything to help ???
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happy100
Can we get you anything to help ???
noooo:
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Have you installed voice recognition software on your puter as your typing is most excellent for an impaired man rubschin:
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Have you installed voice recognition software on your puter as your typing is most excellent for an impaired man rubschin:
Nah ~ he can't have VR software .... it would be all in Essex speak innit.
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Or in a much higher tone today lol:
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Have you installed voice recognition software on your puter as your typing is most excellent for an impaired man rubschin:
I am typing with me pinkie like....
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Our mong leader reaches new heights of adulation cloud9:
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Usual problem with washing machines is a wire from an Underwired Bra is caught in the drum/filter. Makes a lot of noise and can stop the drum from moving. Easy to repair.
Obviously the bearing can go, that makes an awful noise and is simply not worth the cost of repair.
New motor etc is a bit like Trigger's Broom. 8 new handles and 6 new heads and it's still the same broom!
TBH with Indesit machines from £200 or less a new one is the simplest option.
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angel1
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Usual problem with washing machines is a wire from an Underwired Bra is caught in the drum/filter. Makes a lot of noise and can stop the drum from moving. Easy to repair.
Obviously the bearing can go, that makes an awful noise and is simply not worth the cost of repair.
New motor etc is a bit like Trigger's Broom. 8 new handles and 6 new heads and it's still the same broom!
TBH with Indesit machines from £200 or less a new one is the simplest option.
It is a miele - it should last for bloody ever! cussing:
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Usual problem with washing machines is a wire from an Underwired Bra is caught in the drum/filter. Makes a lot of noise and can stop the drum from moving. Easy to repair.
Obviously the bearing can go, that makes an awful noise and is simply not worth the cost of repair.
New motor etc is a bit like Trigger's Broom. 8 new handles and 6 new heads and it's still the same broom!
TBH with Indesit machines from £200 or less a new one is the simplest option.
It is a miele - it should last for bloody ever! cussing:
Clearly not! noooo:
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Usual problem with washing machines is a wire from an Underwired Bra is caught in the drum/filter. Makes a lot of noise and can stop the drum from moving. Easy to repair.
Obviously the bearing can go, that makes an awful noise and is simply not worth the cost of repair.
New motor etc is a bit like Trigger's Broom. 8 new handles and 6 new heads and it's still the same broom!
TBH with Indesit machines from £200 or less a new one is the simplest option.
It is a miele - it should last for bloody ever! cussing:
Clearly not! noooo:
There can't be much wrong with it like.... rubschin:
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I might point out that Marriage is also meant to last forever .... many here can testify to that lie.
But I digress.
What exactly is the machine doing/not doing?
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I can help here ...it's not working lol:
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I might point out that Marriage is also meant to last forever .... many here can testify to that lie.
But I digress.
What exactly is the machine doing/not doing?
Washing clothes... ::)
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Try: http://www.washerhelp.co.uk/diy-repair-tips.html
But is it filling with water? Is the drum not revolving? Is it not emptying?
When I said exactly what is it not doing the operative word was exactly.
You recently reported a water supply you had to disconnect & repair. Maybe you have an airlock. It does seem a bit of a coincidence.
Obviously you will have checked the electrical supply (fuses etc) Belt drive and suchlike.
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Seriously, before I became incapable of shifting washing machines I did used to repair them.
I used to work on a process of elimination.
1) Check water supply was reaching machine.
2) Check drum turned freely by pushing it with hand
3) If drum was not moving or made noises then seek obstruction and remove it
4) If drum moved check electrics supply
5) Check filter to ensure no blockages
6) If there is water in machine put it on short spin to make sure pump is working
7) If all else fails switch off electrical supply and take back off machine to check belt and bearings (Do not take cover off machine with electric on. You can get a hell of a belt from many of the component parts within as I have discovered)
8 ) If all above seems OK then the problem is probably in the "computerised" programmer. You can replace these, usually obtainable from the manufacturer. Some makers insist that only their own engineers can fit these. Bollix! How hard is it to unplug the little board and slot in a new one?
That is all I can offer.
End of serious mode...... Normal p*ss taking will now be resumed.
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Seriously, before I became incapable of shifting washing machines I did used to repair them.
I used to work on a process of elimination.
1) Check water supply was reaching machine.
2) Check drum turned freely by pushing it with hand
3) If drum was not moving or made noises then seek obstruction and remove it
4) If drum moved check electrics supply
5) Check filter to ensure no blockages
6) If there is water in machine put it on short spin to make sure pump is working
7) If all else fails switch off electrical supply and take back off machine to check belt and bearings (Do not take cover off machine with electric on. You can get a hell of a belt from many of the component parts within as I have discovered)
8 ) If all above seems OK then the problem is probably in the "computerised" programmer. You can replace these, usually obtainable from the manufacturer. Some makers insist that only their own engineers can fit these. Bollix! How hard is it to unplug the little board and slot in a new one?
That is all I can offer.
End of serious mode...... Normal p*ss taking will now be resumed.
Sorry for being sarcastic... redface:
It stopped mid-cycle - full of water...
The 'Rinses' light flashes...
I can get it to fill and empty but the drum doesn't turn...
The manual helpfully diagnoses the fault thus: -
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi96.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fl194%2Fmarkfrank19%2Fwasher.jpg&hash=86f1610479d561aa723d3da3c959ca7e9c8def4b)
The Engineer thinks it is either the motor (£500) or the controller (£230)
However, I have discovered this thread (http://www.diynot.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=130792&start=30) which describes it as a common miele problem and shows a cheap repair of the controller by replacing a couple of components! cloud9:
So, I'm off to take a look... when me hand is better like... evil:
PS Is there any job you haven't done? lol:
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BM seeking support in his washing machine woes lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhHJ4zEKDZY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhHJ4zEKDZY)
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PS Is there any job you haven't done?
It wasn't a "Job" as in employment .... it was all DIY due to lack of funds.
Same as I used to repair/replace brakes (linings, cylinders etc) and exhausts on my own cars, lay carpets in various homes over the years, fit own lights, repair cooker, mend lawn mowers, sharpen knives, mower blades, grow own veg (on an allotment), paint house inside and out etc etc etc...... Just like you in fact.
All in the name of economy.
Getting older and more infirm precludes such activities nowadays and of course many such things have become so cheap it is no longer necessary.
Frankly I do miss some of these activities much as I miss going for a walk or bike ride. Others I am only too glad to have the excuse to contract the work out. If the heart and mobility issues weren't such a problem I would currently be painting the outside of the house ~ as it is I am seeking quotes to get someone else to do it.
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Did anyone do a pun on Miele-mouthed yet?
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Did anyone do a pun on Miele-mouthed yet?
No off you go...
Anyhooo.... machine apart - fault found! eeek:
A £2.26 fuse from Farnell....
Amazing what you can do with the Internet and one hand.... whistle:
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Did anyone do a pun on Miele-mouthed yet?
No off you go...
Anyhooo.... machine apart - fault found! eeek:
A £2.26 fuse from Farnell....
Amazing what you can do with the Internet and one hand.... whistle:
Will Stavros-the-Spark be experiencing a bounced cheque then?
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That much eh? Why not keep up your image and bung in a paper clip?
Oh and make sure that LL wears rubber boots when she uses the machine. whistle:
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Did anyone do a pun on Miele-mouthed yet?
No off you go...
Anyhooo.... machine apart - fault found! eeek:
A £2.26 fuse from Farnell....
Amazing what you can do with the Internet and one hand.... whistle:
Top Tip keep a box of tissues to hand, save making a mess on the keyboard. noooo:
Ooo I'm back to my normal self thank you BM. cloud9:
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That much eh? Why not keep up your image and bung in a paper clip?
Oh and make sure that LL wears rubber boots when she uses sits on the machine. whistle:
whistle:
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Did anyone do a pun on Miele-mouthed yet?
No off you go...
Anyhooo.... machine apart - fault found! eeek:
A £2.26 fuse from Farnell....
Amazing what you can do with the Internet and one hand.... whistle:
Top Tip keep a box of tissues to hand, save making a mess on the keyboard. noooo:
Ooo I'm back to my normal self thank you BM. cloud9:
Ahem! angel1
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Mucky pups! cussing:
Anyhoooooo
Parts ordered from RS -2 relays, 10 fuses - €15.92 cloud9:
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Did anyone do a pun on Miele-mouthed yet?
No off you go...
Anyhooo.... machine apart - fault found! eeek:
A £2.26 fuse from Farnell....
Amazing what you can do with the Internet and one hand.... whistle:
Top Tip keep a box of tissues to hand, save making a mess on the keyboard. noooo:
Ooo I'm back to my normal self thank you BM. cloud9:
Ahem! angel1
worthy:
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Did anyone do a pun on Miele-mouthed yet?
No off you go...
Anyhooo.... machine apart - fault found! eeek:
A £2.26 fuse from Farnell....
Amazing what you can do with the Internet and one hand.... whistle:
Top Tip keep a box of tissues to hand, save making a mess on the keyboard. noooo:
Ooo I'm back to my normal self thank you BM. cloud9:
Ahem! angel1
worthy:
Snoopy had it in his 'private' collection like.... whistle:
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Mr Thread? Prepare to meet Mr Gutter noooo:
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Mr Thread? Prepare to meet Mr Gutter noooo:
What??? Shrugs:
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Did anyone do a pun on Miele-mouthed yet?
No off you go...
Anyhooo.... machine apart - fault found! eeek:
A £2.26 fuse from Farnell....
Amazing what you can do with the Internet and one hand.... whistle:
Top Tip keep a box of tissues to hand, save making a mess on the keyboard. noooo:
Ooo I'm back to my normal self thank you BM. cloud9:
Ahem! angel1
worthy:
Snoopy had it in his 'private' collection like.... whistle:
I took it off the cellar wall, brushed off the spider: and changed the profile using the secret levers.
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Did anyone do a pun on Miele-mouthed yet?
No off you go...
Anyhooo.... machine apart - fault found! eeek:
A £2.26 fuse from Farnell....
Amazing what you can do with the Internet and one hand.... whistle:
Top Tip keep a box of tissues to hand, save making a mess on the keyboard. noooo:
Ooo I'm back to my normal self thank you BM. cloud9:
Ahem! angel1
worthy:
Snoopy had it in his 'private' collection like.... whistle:
I took it off the toilet wall, brushed off the spider: and changed the profile using the secret levers.
whistle: