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Title: Bingo!
Post by: Barman on April 04, 2011, 04:28:47 PM
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MH Solicitors
50 Broadway,
St James's Park, London
United Kingdom.


Attention,

This firm is faced with the determination of a relationship between you and our late client. He had worked with the Transfield Worley in New Zealand for several years until retirement here with his family.Incidentally, they were all killed in a fatal car crash. We received your contact from our information department. It is my belief that you are related to the deceased family.

If it is possible for you to represent the family, you must understand that my client left behind, a high value inheritance which remains unclaimed till date and no one has come forward for them. We shall provide necessary support within our powers to achieve this. As consideration for the successful claim, you will pay this firm an agreeable percentage after you receive the inheritance.

You must contact me for legal processing of your heredity. Detailed information on the amount and estates will be stated in subsequent correspondences after you have provided your updated information for adequate correspondence.

I expect you to indicate your interest in going further

Regards,

David Lincoln QC

Awesome!  cloud9:

You'd have though that they would know my name tho....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Bingo!
Post by: apc2010 on April 04, 2011, 04:34:13 PM
Free beers ...................... ;D
Title: Re: Bingo!
Post by: Nick on April 04, 2011, 04:34:31 PM
Is it a new game?
Title: Re: Bingo!
Post by: apc2010 on April 04, 2011, 04:35:14 PM
Double-six.......... whistle:
Title: Re: Bingo!
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 04, 2011, 04:39:53 PM
David Lincon (QC) in the naivety with BM?
Title: Re: Bingo!
Post by: Pastis on April 04, 2011, 04:52:27 PM
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Incidentally, they were all killed in a fatal car crash

How can you not be anything other than dead after a fatal car crash  rubschin:

  happy001 happy001 happy001

Title: Re: Bingo!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 04, 2011, 04:58:08 PM
OOOOhhhh who wants to be a millionaire....the VP version  cloud9:
Title: Re: Bingo!
Post by: Pastis on April 04, 2011, 04:59:25 PM
Is it going to be couples or individuals?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Bingo!
Post by: Nick on April 04, 2011, 05:03:05 PM
I can get Tipsy a new bike, like. And some lettuce and collapso, She is anybody;s then  noooo:
Title: Re: Bingo!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 04, 2011, 05:03:41 PM
We haven't got any friends to phone either noooo:
Title: Re: Bingo!
Post by: Snoopy on April 04, 2011, 05:12:40 PM
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MH Solicitors
50 Broadway,
St James's Park, London
United Kingdom.


Attention,

This firm is faced with the determination of a relationship between you and our late client. He had worked with the Transfield Worley in New Zealand for several years until retirement here with his family.Incidentally, they were all killed in a fatal car crash. We received your contact from our information department. It is my belief that you are related to the deceased family.

If it is possible for you to represent the family, you must understand that my client left behind, a high value inheritance which remains unclaimed till date and no one has come forward for them. We shall provide necessary support within our powers to achieve this. As consideration for the successful claim, you will pay this firm an agreeable percentage after you receive the inheritance.

You must contact me for legal processing of your heredity. Detailed information on the amount and estates will be stated in subsequent correspondences after you have provided your updated information for adequate correspondence.

I expect you to indicate your interest in going further

Regards,

David Lincoln QC

Awesome!  cloud9:

You'd have though that they would know my name tho....  rubschin:

A slight give away might be that a QC (or Queen's Counsel) is a barrister who would NOT be working in a Solicitor's Office.  whistle:


Sorry BM ~ Keep buying the Lottery Tickets.
Title: Re: Bingo!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 04, 2011, 05:15:51 PM
You mean it's fake  Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Bingo!
Post by: Nick on April 04, 2011, 05:20:27 PM
I signed up and got the dosh. Free bar. ( I will pay later)
Title: Re: Bingo!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 04, 2011, 05:23:12 PM
You washed your hands ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Bingo!
Post by: Snoopy on April 04, 2011, 05:25:19 PM
You mean it's fake  Banghead Banghead Banghead



Oh Noes ..... Not for a minute did I doubt the authenticity of the letter.  8)
Title: Re: Bingo!
Post by: Baldy on April 04, 2011, 07:01:45 PM
You mean it's fake  Banghead Banghead Banghead



Oh Noes ..... Not for a minute did I doubt the authenticity of the letter.  8)

She can send that new outfit back to Kays catalogue then.  whistle: whistle:
Title: Re: Bingo!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 04, 2011, 07:03:02 PM
Kays ........ noooo: noooo: noooo:

Far more specialist than that  confused:
Title: Re: Bingo!
Post by: Nick on April 04, 2011, 07:04:20 PM
 shocked003
Title: Re: Bingo!
Post by: Baldy on April 04, 2011, 07:06:26 PM
Kays ........ noooo: noooo: noooo:

Far more specialist than that  confused:

Blimey, a posh bird that uses Tesco?
Title: Re: Bingo!
Post by: Nick on April 04, 2011, 07:13:30 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUqf0lhPPSw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUqf0lhPPSw)
 noooo:
Title: Re: Bingo!
Post by: Baldy on April 04, 2011, 07:18:34 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUqf0lhPPSw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUqf0lhPPSw)
 noooo:


Nice to see you recycling through the threads like. whacky068
Title: Re: Bingo!
Post by: Pastis on April 04, 2011, 07:29:59 PM
Kays ........ noooo: noooo: noooo:

Far more specialist than that  confused:

Anne Summers?  eyes:
Title: Re: Bingo!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 04, 2011, 07:31:01 PM
Tacky , cheap and itchy and scratchy material  noooo:
Title: Re: Bingo!
Post by: Nick on April 04, 2011, 07:32:16 PM
Tacky , cheap and itchy and scratchy material  noooo:

How do you know?  rubschin: rubschin:

They have a sale on  eyes:
Title: Re: Bingo!
Post by: Baldy on April 04, 2011, 07:33:15 PM
Tacky , cheap and itchy and scratchy material  noooo:

Ok that is Tesco, what about Ann Summers?
Title: Re: Bingo!
Post by: Pastis on April 04, 2011, 07:33:30 PM
Tacky , cheap and itchy and scratchy material  noooo:

Agent Provocateur?  eyes:
Title: Re: Bingo!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 04, 2011, 07:34:45 PM
Tacky , cheap and itchy and scratchy material  noooo:

How do you know?  rubschin: rubschin:

They have a sale on  eyes:

So I saw .......it's always the same lines that are on sale as well  whistle:
Title: Re: Bingo!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 04, 2011, 07:35:00 PM
Tacky , cheap and itchy and scratchy material  noooo:

Agent Provocateur?  eyes:

Much nicer  cloud9:
Title: Re: Bingo!
Post by: Baldy on April 04, 2011, 07:36:26 PM
When my ex girlfriend puts my own site bank on the internet I might give you a discount?

Half the price of Ms Summers.
Title: Re: Bingo!
Post by: Barman on April 05, 2011, 06:37:24 AM
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MH Solicitors
50 Broadway,
St James's Park, London
United Kingdom.


Attention,

This firm is faced with the determination of a relationship between you and our late client. He had worked with the Transfield Worley in New Zealand for several years until retirement here with his family.Incidentally, they were all killed in a fatal car crash. We received your contact from our information department. It is my belief that you are related to the deceased family.

If it is possible for you to represent the family, you must understand that my client left behind, a high value inheritance which remains unclaimed till date and no one has come forward for them. We shall provide necessary support within our powers to achieve this. As consideration for the successful claim, you will pay this firm an agreeable percentage after you receive the inheritance.

You must contact me for legal processing of your heredity. Detailed information on the amount and estates will be stated in subsequent correspondences after you have provided your updated information for adequate correspondence.

I expect you to indicate your interest in going further

Regards,

David Lincoln QC

Awesome!  cloud9:

You'd have though that they would know my name tho....  rubschin:

A slight give away might be that a QC (or Queen's Counsel) is a barrister who would NOT be working in a Solicitor's Office.  whistle:


Sorry BM ~ Keep buying the Lottery Tickets.

I think the free UK2.net e-mail account was a bit bit of a give-away too!  lol:
Title: Re: Bingo!
Post by: Snoopy on April 05, 2011, 07:11:22 AM
Bless 'em .... they never give up do they?


AND people still fall for it.  noooo:
Title: Re: Bingo!
Post by: Barman on April 05, 2011, 07:58:07 AM
Bless 'em .... they never give up do they?


AND people still fall for it.  noooo:

Do they?  redface: