The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Barman on April 04, 2011, 04:28:47 PM
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MH Solicitors
50 Broadway,
St James's Park, London
United Kingdom.
Attention,
This firm is faced with the determination of a relationship between you and our late client. He had worked with the Transfield Worley in New Zealand for several years until retirement here with his family.Incidentally, they were all killed in a fatal car crash. We received your contact from our information department. It is my belief that you are related to the deceased family.
If it is possible for you to represent the family, you must understand that my client left behind, a high value inheritance which remains unclaimed till date and no one has come forward for them. We shall provide necessary support within our powers to achieve this. As consideration for the successful claim, you will pay this firm an agreeable percentage after you receive the inheritance.
You must contact me for legal processing of your heredity. Detailed information on the amount and estates will be stated in subsequent correspondences after you have provided your updated information for adequate correspondence.
I expect you to indicate your interest in going further
Regards,
David Lincoln QC
Awesome! cloud9:
You'd have though that they would know my name tho.... rubschin:
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Free beers ...................... ;D
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Is it a new game?
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Double-six.......... whistle:
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David Lincon (QC) in the naivety with BM?
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Incidentally, they were all killed in a fatal car crash
How can you not be anything other than dead after a fatal car crash rubschin:
happy001 happy001 happy001
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OOOOhhhh who wants to be a millionaire....the VP version cloud9:
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Is it going to be couples or individuals? rubschin:
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I can get Tipsy a new bike, like. And some lettuce and collapso, She is anybody;s then noooo:
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We haven't got any friends to phone either noooo:
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MH Solicitors
50 Broadway,
St James's Park, London
United Kingdom.
Attention,
This firm is faced with the determination of a relationship between you and our late client. He had worked with the Transfield Worley in New Zealand for several years until retirement here with his family.Incidentally, they were all killed in a fatal car crash. We received your contact from our information department. It is my belief that you are related to the deceased family.
If it is possible for you to represent the family, you must understand that my client left behind, a high value inheritance which remains unclaimed till date and no one has come forward for them. We shall provide necessary support within our powers to achieve this. As consideration for the successful claim, you will pay this firm an agreeable percentage after you receive the inheritance.
You must contact me for legal processing of your heredity. Detailed information on the amount and estates will be stated in subsequent correspondences after you have provided your updated information for adequate correspondence.
I expect you to indicate your interest in going further
Regards,
David Lincoln QC
Awesome! cloud9:
You'd have though that they would know my name tho.... rubschin:
A slight give away might be that a QC (or Queen's Counsel) is a barrister who would NOT be working in a Solicitor's Office. whistle:
Sorry BM ~ Keep buying the Lottery Tickets.
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You mean it's fake Banghead Banghead Banghead
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I signed up and got the dosh. Free bar. ( I will pay later)
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You washed your hands ? rubschin:
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You mean it's fake Banghead Banghead Banghead
Oh Noes ..... Not for a minute did I doubt the authenticity of the letter. 8)
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You mean it's fake Banghead Banghead Banghead
Oh Noes ..... Not for a minute did I doubt the authenticity of the letter. 8)
She can send that new outfit back to Kays catalogue then. whistle: whistle:
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Kays ........ noooo: noooo: noooo:
Far more specialist than that confused:
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shocked003
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Kays ........ noooo: noooo: noooo:
Far more specialist than that confused:
Blimey, a posh bird that uses Tesco?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUqf0lhPPSw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUqf0lhPPSw)
noooo:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUqf0lhPPSw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUqf0lhPPSw)
noooo:
Nice to see you recycling through the threads like. whacky068
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Kays ........ noooo: noooo: noooo:
Far more specialist than that confused:
Anne Summers? eyes:
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Tacky , cheap and itchy and scratchy material noooo:
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Tacky , cheap and itchy and scratchy material noooo:
How do you know? rubschin: rubschin:
They have a sale on eyes:
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Tacky , cheap and itchy and scratchy material noooo:
Ok that is Tesco, what about Ann Summers?
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Tacky , cheap and itchy and scratchy material noooo:
Agent Provocateur? eyes:
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Tacky , cheap and itchy and scratchy material noooo:
How do you know? rubschin: rubschin:
They have a sale on eyes:
So I saw .......it's always the same lines that are on sale as well whistle:
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Tacky , cheap and itchy and scratchy material noooo:
Agent Provocateur? eyes:
Much nicer cloud9:
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When my ex girlfriend puts my own site bank on the internet I might give you a discount?
Half the price of Ms Summers.
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MH Solicitors
50 Broadway,
St James's Park, London
United Kingdom.
Attention,
This firm is faced with the determination of a relationship between you and our late client. He had worked with the Transfield Worley in New Zealand for several years until retirement here with his family.Incidentally, they were all killed in a fatal car crash. We received your contact from our information department. It is my belief that you are related to the deceased family.
If it is possible for you to represent the family, you must understand that my client left behind, a high value inheritance which remains unclaimed till date and no one has come forward for them. We shall provide necessary support within our powers to achieve this. As consideration for the successful claim, you will pay this firm an agreeable percentage after you receive the inheritance.
You must contact me for legal processing of your heredity. Detailed information on the amount and estates will be stated in subsequent correspondences after you have provided your updated information for adequate correspondence.
I expect you to indicate your interest in going further
Regards,
David Lincoln QC
Awesome! cloud9:
You'd have though that they would know my name tho.... rubschin:
A slight give away might be that a QC (or Queen's Counsel) is a barrister who would NOT be working in a Solicitor's Office. whistle:
Sorry BM ~ Keep buying the Lottery Tickets.
I think the free UK2.net e-mail account was a bit bit of a give-away too! lol:
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Bless 'em .... they never give up do they?
AND people still fall for it. noooo:
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Bless 'em .... they never give up do they?
AND people still fall for it. noooo:
Do they? redface: