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Title: Stupid bastard Royal Mail
Post by: Nick on December 17, 2010, 12:09:21 PM
So they missed the boat with e mail, innit? Now they seem to have failed to understand that:

a) It's Christmas
b) Most people are shopping online

which means vastly increased parcel traffic. FOUR MILLION PARCEL BACKLOG  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

The stuff I ordered for the Boy has failed to materialise whilst I wait in day after day for a delivery. Meanwhile, when I was in the twats left a card to say I was out   cussing: when they delivered the mackerel which Pastis had kindly sent me so it is still rotting languishing in the virtually inaccessible sorting office  cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Stupid bastard Royal Mail
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2010, 12:12:53 PM
Someone I know opened the door to the postman the other day - he was putting a "Sorry you were out and we couldn't deliver your parcel" card through the letterbox. When challenged he admitted he didn't even have the parcel with him... what is the freaking point of that? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Stupid bastard Royal Mail
Post by: Pastis on December 17, 2010, 12:13:49 PM
 happy100

They really are utter, utter crap.  I'm currently waiting for my road tax renewal notice  tunble:   If it doesn't turn up I'll just do it online ... which again proves your point
Title: Re: Stupid bastard Royal Mail
Post by: Snoopy on December 17, 2010, 12:24:09 PM
Don't blame the Royal Mail ... all courier companies are saying they are running up to two weeks behind with deliveries. Most Amazon deliveries are via courier companies and only get handed to the Royal Mail for the "final mile".
I had stuff that Amazon say they handed to couriers three weeks ago. The couriers denied this up until yesterday morning when they delivered it. This morning the courier's tracking system showed the items were still in their Swansea depot.

As for the Royal Mail ... most of their staff are doing a decent job but "Policies" and the starvation of cash by successive governments taking their profits over the years have prevented investment and fucked the system.

For example Post collected from here is transported to Chester to be sorted, returned to Rhyl to be resorted and delivered. Chester can't manage so the surplus is sent to Liverpool who in turn send their surplus to Glasgow. All that to send a card to someone else in the same village? This madness comes about in the name of "rationalisation" that resulted in the closure of local sorting offices. There are villages around here where the last collection of the day is 9.30 am yet the delivery postie, who used to empty the village boxes after his round, still walks/drives past the box but doesn't have the keys to open it ..... just so they can hit their "targets" to transport even local mail miles around the UK before trying to deliver it back to the same village the next day.

I could go on but you get the picture. The fault lies with Government interference in what was once a reliable service.
Title: Re: Stupid bastard Royal Mail
Post by: Just One More on December 17, 2010, 02:03:48 PM
Don't blame the Royal Mail ... all courier companies are saying they are running up to two weeks behind with deliveries. Most Amazon deliveries are via courier companies and only get handed to the Royal Mail for the "final mile".
I had stuff that Amazon say they handed to couriers three weeks ago. The couriers denied this up until yesterday morning when they delivered it. This morning the courier's tracking system showed the items were still in their Swansea depot.

As for the Royal Mail ... most of their staff are doing a decent job but "Policies" and the starvation of cash by successive governments taking their profits over the years have prevented investment and fucked the system.

For example Post collected from here is transported to Chester to be sorted, returned to Rhyl to be resorted and delivered. Chester can't manage so the surplus is sent to Liverpool who in turn send their surplus to Glasgow. All that to send a card to someone else in the same village? This madness comes about in the name of "rationalisation" that resulted in the closure of local sorting offices. There are villages around here where the last collection of the day is 9.30 am yet the delivery postie, who used to empty the village boxes after his round, still walks/drives past the box but doesn't have the keys to open it ..... just so they can hit their "targets" to transport even local mail miles around the UK before trying to deliver it back to the same village the next day.

I could go on but you get the picture. The fault lies with Government interference in what was once a reliable service.

Sounds familiar Snoopy  happy088
Title: Re: Stupid bastard Royal Mail
Post by: barmisspah? on December 17, 2010, 03:14:31 PM
27+ phone calls & four attempts to get a parcel delivered, only succeded when I got the address changed to that of my work.
Saddler was in all day on every date the postman aleegedly tried to deliver it & at no stage did he hear any knock on the door.
Title: Re: Stupid bastard Royal Mail
Post by: Nick on December 17, 2010, 06:51:54 PM
Well the first Amazon package has arrived. Pity the bastard posty threw it over the wall and smashed it  Banghead

And I have been to the Sorting Office to collect the mackerel. It feels lumpy  rubschin:
Title: Re: Stupid bastard Royal Mail
Post by: Barman on December 18, 2010, 05:41:26 AM
Well the first Amazon package has arrived. Pity the bastard posty threw it over the wall and smashed it  Banghead

And I have been to the Sorting Office to collect the mackerel. It feels lumpy  rubschin:

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Title: Re: Stupid bastard Royal Mail
Post by: Nick on December 18, 2010, 02:05:48 PM
Amazon e mail me. It seems all my stuff (apart from the smashed MP3) is in Wednesbury, but the good news is it is all scheduled for delivery on December 16th  cloud9:

Hang on, that can't be right ..... rubschin:
Title: Re: Stupid bastard Royal Mail
Post by: Snoopy on December 18, 2010, 02:34:46 PM
 lol: I got the same email..... mostly about stuff that has already arrived.

Meanwhile IJT Inks managed to take an order via internet on Thursday Afternoon and City Link turned up with it yesterday evening  eeek:


Didn't akchewly need it until after Christmas.
Title: Re: Stupid bastard Royal Mail
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 18, 2010, 09:48:02 PM
I have been waiting for something to arrive for ages in the post, the tracking details state it is in the depot where it has been for the last 2 weeks. I had an email today to say that it had been 'lost' . That'll be right , lost eh  Banghead  Banghead Banghead

Title: Re: Stupid bastard Royal Mail
Post by: Barman on December 19, 2010, 08:01:43 AM
I have been waiting for something to arrive for ages in the post, the tracking details state it is in the depot where it has been for the last 2 weeks. I had an email today to say that it had been 'lost' . That'll be right , lost eh  Banghead  Banghead Banghead



My lovely present...  sad24:
Title: Re: Stupid bastard Royal Mail
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 19, 2010, 08:23:15 AM
It's the thought that counts though eh  whistle:
Title: Re: Stupid bastard Royal Mail
Post by: Barman on December 19, 2010, 08:29:00 AM
It's the thought that counts though eh  whistle:

Good... I thought of buying you something!  point:
Title: Re: Stupid bastard Royal Mail
Post by: Nick on December 19, 2010, 12:43:08 PM
I get in the shower at which point a man arrives with a guitar  cussing:
Title: Re: Stupid bastard Royal Mail
Post by: Barman on December 19, 2010, 12:46:01 PM
I get in the shower at which point a man arrives with a guitar  cussing:

To serenade you?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Stupid bastard Royal Mail
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 19, 2010, 12:47:11 PM
They really are strumming you along  noooo:
Title: Re: Stupid bastard Royal Mail
Post by: Barman on December 19, 2010, 12:56:39 PM
They really are strumming you along  noooo:

doh:
Title: Re: Stupid bastard Royal Mail
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 19, 2010, 05:12:46 PM
I get in the shower at which point a man arrives with a guitar  cussing:

Go on then, what did you think you had ordered?
Title: Re: Stupid bastard Royal Mail
Post by: Barman on December 19, 2010, 05:32:00 PM
I get in the shower at which point a man arrives with a guitar  cussing:

Go on then, what did you think you had ordered?

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Stupid bastard Royal Mail
Post by: Nick on December 19, 2010, 06:08:35 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Stupid bastard Royal Mail
Post by: Pastis on December 19, 2010, 08:08:06 PM
Decongestant?  Something for your catarrh?
Title: Re: Stupid bastard Royal Mail
Post by: Barman on December 20, 2010, 09:58:21 AM
I have a shipment which (from the tracking details) appears to have been stuck in DHL's Larnaca office since Thursday...

Just called them up - gave the tracking details...

"Your package is in Limassol, you live in Pissouri which is not in our delivery area and there is a digit missing from your contact number"  Banghead

Door to door service my big fat hairy arse!  cussing:
Title: Re: Stupid bastard Royal Mail
Post by: Just One More on December 20, 2010, 01:55:00 PM
I have a shipment which (from the tracking details) appears to have been stuck in DHL's Larnaca office since Thursday...

Just called them up - gave the tracking details...

"Your package is in Limassol, you live in Pissouri which is not in our delivery area and there is a digit missing from your contact number"  Banghead

Door to door service my big fat hairy arse!  cussing:

Told you before

Drop it
Hide it
Lose it
Title: Re: Stupid bastard Royal Mail
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 20, 2010, 01:58:54 PM
my big fat hairy arse!  cussing:

 eeek: Please tell me that isnt going to be the sequel to My Big Fat Greek Wedding.  eeek:
Title: Re: Stupid bastard Royal Mail
Post by: Barman on December 20, 2010, 02:30:47 PM
I have a shipment which (from the tracking details) appears to have been stuck in DHL's Larnaca office since Thursday...

Just called them up - gave the tracking details...

"Your package is in Limassol, you live in Pissouri which is not in our delivery area and there is a digit missing from your contact number"  Banghead

Door to door service my big fat hairy arse!  cussing:

Told you before

Drop it
Hide it
Lose it


 lol: lol: lol: