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Title: Open the Malt BM
Post by: Snoopy on November 30, 2010, 11:03:44 AM
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Well it is St Andrew's Day and no better reason for a dram or two.
Title: Re: Open the Malt BM
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2010, 11:18:21 AM
Talisker, Bowmore or Ardbeg anyone...?
Title: Re: Open the Malt BM
Post by: Snoopy on November 30, 2010, 11:20:46 AM
In the absence of Glen Turret or Laphroaig I'll settle for the Bowmore thanks.
Title: Re: Open the Malt BM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 30, 2010, 11:22:03 AM
Laphroaig. cloud9: cloud9:

I have a secret stash here Snoops come on over and warm your paws hound. 8)
Title: Re: Open the Malt BM
Post by: Snoopy on November 30, 2010, 11:29:51 AM
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Title: Re: Open the Malt BM
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2010, 11:38:56 AM
Laphroaig. cloud9: cloud9:

I have a secret stash here Snoops come on over and warm your paws hound. 8)

 sad24:
Title: Re: Open the Malt BM
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 30, 2010, 12:26:39 PM
Laphroaig. cloud9: cloud9:

I have a secret stash here Snoops come on over and warm your paws hound. 8)

Look out of your window, that is me just arriving.  whistle:
Title: Re: Open the Malt BM
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2010, 12:29:45 PM
Laphroaig. cloud9: cloud9:

I have a secret stash here Snoops come on over and warm your paws hound. 8)

Look out of your window, that is me just arriving.  whistle:

Are you driving the cart or emptying the bins in the back?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Open the Malt BM
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 30, 2010, 12:32:40 PM
Laphroaig. cloud9: cloud9:

I have a secret stash here Snoops come on over and warm your paws hound. 8)

Look out of your window, that is me just arriving.  whistle:

Are you driving the cart or emptying the bins in the back?  rubschin:

Somebody else has to empty the bin chez Creant. All the bottles make it too heavy for me.
Title: Re: Open the Malt BM
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2010, 12:35:42 PM
Laphroaig. cloud9: cloud9:

I have a secret stash here Snoops come on over and warm your paws hound. 8)

Look out of your window, that is me just arriving.  whistle:

Are you driving the cart or emptying the bins in the back?  rubschin:

Somebody else has to empty the bin chez Creant. All the bodies make it too heavy for me.

 eeek:
Title: Re: Open the Malt BM
Post by: Nick on November 30, 2010, 12:36:36 PM
She is visiting this weekend. I have laid down some fine old aspirins  noooo:
Title: Re: Open the Malt BM
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 30, 2010, 12:38:41 PM
She is visiting this weekend. I have laid down some fine old aspirins  noooo:

"Would madam like to try the '86 Disprol?"
Title: Re: Open the Malt BM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 30, 2010, 03:15:57 PM
I fear madam will be in need by Sunday. noooo:

Meanwhile to celebrate and to keep warm I offer you this.  Darwin please knock the snow off of your boots on your way in don't want you steaming before you get steaming, as it were.




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Title: Re: Open the Malt BM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 30, 2010, 03:18:11 PM
She is visiting this weekend. I have laid down some fine old aspirins  noooo:

Do we have to save her some Hob Nobs  ? redface:
Title: Re: Open the Malt BM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 30, 2010, 03:21:15 PM
If you could just shove one down the side of the sofa I would be grateful.

I shall need it to restore my strength after trying to get the tranny up his drive. 8)
Title: Re: Open the Malt BM
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 30, 2010, 03:22:59 PM
If you could just shove one down the side of the sofa I would be grateful.

That's where he found them.  noooo:
Title: Re: Open the Malt BM
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2010, 03:49:35 PM
If you could just shove one down the side of the sofa I would be grateful.

I shall need it to restore my strength after trying to get the tranny up his drive. 8)

What do you think about him wearing your clothes...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Open the Malt BM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 30, 2010, 04:05:22 PM
On the whole I don't mind but he does stretch my stockings somewhat. noooo:
Title: Re: Open the Malt BM
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2010, 04:16:21 PM
On the whole I don't mind but he does stretch my stockings somewhat. noooo:

You should buy him his own like...  noooo:
Title: Re: Open the Malt BM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 30, 2010, 04:35:41 PM
I have bought a Christmas present for him. angel1


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Title: Re: Open the Malt BM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 30, 2010, 04:36:27 PM
Oh bugger ...I'll have to take my one for him back now  lol:
Title: Re: Open the Malt BM
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2010, 04:38:41 PM
I have bought a Christmas present for him. angel1


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 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Open the Malt BM
Post by: Pastis on November 30, 2010, 04:50:41 PM
I can't see Nick opting for a pair of Budgie Smugglers, but perhaps ...  eeek:

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Title: Re: Open the Malt BM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 30, 2010, 05:29:41 PM
I can't see Nick opting for a pair of Budgie Smugglers, but perhaps ...  eeek:

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That bloke seems to be offering us some sort of Benediction. angel1
Title: Re: Open the Malt BM
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2010, 05:30:51 PM
I can't see Nick opting for a pair of Budgie Smugglers, but perhaps ...  eeek:

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That bloke seems to be offering us some sort of Benediction. angel1

That cough medicine like...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Open the Malt BM
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 30, 2010, 05:31:07 PM
I can't see Nick opting for a pair of Budgie Smugglers, but perhaps ...  eeek:

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That bloke seems to be offering us some sort of Benediction. angel1

He is offering you his Holy Trinity my dear  whistle:
Title: Re: Open the Malt BM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 30, 2010, 05:35:45 PM
 lol: lol:

Warning  Benediction may make you drowsy, do not drive or operate machinery....