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Title: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Nick on June 08, 2010, 06:15:53 PM
What can possibly go wrong?
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis sofa thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 08, 2010, 06:18:11 PM
Mmmm do you sleepwalk  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis sofa thread
Post by: Pastis on June 08, 2010, 06:18:40 PM
Well, an apostrophe in the right place wouldn't go amiss  ;)

Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis sofa thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 08, 2010, 06:18:57 PM
Hang on ~ I thought some female friend was putting up with you you up
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis sofa thread
Post by: Nick on June 08, 2010, 06:19:19 PM
No, I snore  angel1
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis sofa thread
Post by: Pastis on June 08, 2010, 06:19:54 PM
Mmmm do you sleepwalk  rubschin:

Who? Me or him?  I don't ...  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis sofa thread
Post by: Nick on June 08, 2010, 06:20:47 PM
Hang on ~ I thought some female friend was putting up with you you up

She left the country for some reason  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis sofa thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 08, 2010, 06:22:37 PM
Mmmm do you sleepwalk  rubschin:

Who? Me or him?  I don't ...  scared2:

Do you have a lock on your bedroom door  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: GROWLER on June 08, 2010, 06:25:14 PM
What can possibly go wrong?

Who knows? Who actually cares? Shrugs:
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 08, 2010, 06:27:30 PM
Well I 'm sure Mr P does.....he will have to ban him from using the microwave in fact anything electrical  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: GROWLER on June 08, 2010, 06:30:12 PM
Well I 'm sure Mr P does.....he will have to ban him from using the microwave in fact anything electrical  scared2:

True, and he has my utmost sympathy having to put up with that ginger tit for the night.

Apart from that though.  Shrugs:
Personally, I really couldn't give a monkeys chuff.
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Pastis on June 08, 2010, 06:41:35 PM
Well I 'm sure Mr P does.....he will have to ban him from using the microwave in fact anything electrical  scared2:

I shall have to edit the House Roolz and post a copy in the kitchen / bathroom / in fact everywhere  razz:
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: GROWLER on June 08, 2010, 06:46:21 PM
Well I 'm sure Mr P does.....he will have to ban him from using the microwave in fact anything electrical  scared2:

I shall have to edit the House Roolz and post a copy in the kitchen / bathroom / in fact everywhere  razz:

You are either one hell of a brave man, or completely off yer rocker Pasty, you poor soul. whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Nick on June 08, 2010, 06:57:16 PM
I am doing some cleaning here. My hoover just exploded and set off all the smoke alarms  eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: GROWLER on June 08, 2010, 06:57:45 PM
Anyway you tight arsed minge bag, why don't you use a Travel Inn like any other normal person would do ey, instead of forcing your self on others with your pitiful pleas of a 'room for the night' please guv? ::)

I personally wouldn't let you sleep in me garden under a bloody tarpaulin.
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Snoopy on June 08, 2010, 06:59:48 PM
I am doing some cleaning here. My hoover just exploded and set off all the smoke alarms  eeek:

Pastis has just been reduced to a gibbering wreck with two sentences.  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Pastis on June 08, 2010, 07:02:15 PM
oh fook me ...  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Nick on June 08, 2010, 07:07:03 PM
The house stinks and I am covered in fluff  sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Pastis on June 08, 2010, 07:12:54 PM
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You are not to touch any electrical appliances, OK?
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Nick on June 08, 2010, 07:14:20 PM
 angel1
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Bar Wench on June 08, 2010, 07:24:50 PM
oh fook me ...  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Why don't the two of you go out and see Miss D for dinner?  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 08, 2010, 07:26:57 PM
 scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Bar Wench on June 08, 2010, 07:30:56 PM
scared2: scared2: scared2:
point:

I was really looking for for the evil smiley but couldn't find it!  sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 08, 2010, 07:34:13 PM
I thought you were my friend  sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Bar Wench on June 08, 2010, 07:37:14 PM
I thought you were my friend  sad24:

 redface:

Although an evening out with Nick and Mr P with them paying is surely a better option than Eastenders and Holby with cheese on toast?
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Pastis on June 08, 2010, 07:38:52 PM
Pr'aps MissD wants to come over for drinks?  rubschin:

Every fixture and fitting will be bubble-wrapped for Elf 'n' Safety reasons, like  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 08, 2010, 07:41:15 PM
Can I have a bath  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Nick on June 08, 2010, 07:41:57 PM
ANd I can bring:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrZWA8UrlYI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrZWA8UrlYI)
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Pastis on June 08, 2010, 07:47:21 PM
Can I have a bath  rubschin:

Of course! Would that be a bubble bath?  eyes:

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Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 08, 2010, 07:49:49 PM
I will bring my own lotions and potions and stuff ...wouldn't want to put you out or anyfink  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Nick on June 08, 2010, 07:50:08 PM
I have a scrubbing brush  angel1
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Pastis on June 08, 2010, 07:56:47 PM
MissD supplies her own loofah, allegedly  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Nick on June 08, 2010, 07:58:49 PM
 eyes:
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Barman on June 08, 2010, 08:08:30 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 08, 2010, 08:27:45 PM
The house stinks and I am covered in fluff  sad24:

Ginger fluff no doubt.
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: GROWLER on June 08, 2010, 10:08:45 PM
The house stinks and I am covered in fluff  sad24:

Ginger fluff no doubt.

It was the other way 'round last time I went there. ::)
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Barman on June 09, 2010, 05:57:33 AM
The house stinks and I am covered in fluff  sad24:

Ginger fluff no doubt.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Pastis on June 09, 2010, 01:50:07 PM
 eeek: eeek:

It's started! The frame of my reading glasses has broken on it's own, like.  The base of an uplighter has disintegrated and there's concrete dust all over the carpet. There's now a Met Police tactical unit van parked up outside with a load of armed rozzers inside!

My houseguest isn't due for another 5 hours  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 09, 2010, 01:52:38 PM
Word has already spread I fear  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Nick on June 09, 2010, 02:24:01 PM
 scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 09, 2010, 02:54:24 PM
eeek: eeek:

It's started! The frame of my reading glasses has broken on it's own, like.  The base of an uplighter has disintegrated and there's concrete dust all over the carpet. There's now a Met Police tactical unit van parked up outside with a load of armed rozzers inside!

My houseguest isn't due for another 5 hours  scared2:

May I just say Pastis, what a pleasure it has been to make your acquaintance and how we shall miss you.  sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Pastis on June 09, 2010, 03:51:51 PM
 sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 09, 2010, 04:06:10 PM
A whip round is in the offing, maybe x2.  Be warned VPers we may have to dig deep for these two.  Something appropriate written in white chrysanthemums I feel.
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Snoopy on June 09, 2010, 04:12:07 PM
You do know he is about 6'3 with size 13 feet do you?
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I hope your sofa is up to this. whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Pastis on June 09, 2010, 04:17:14 PM
He can't have grown that much since Christmas  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Snoopy on June 09, 2010, 04:27:48 PM
Dunno ~ haven't set eyes on him for longer than that BUT he makes me feel small and I'm just 6' with size 10s.

He comes over as Hooooooge but perhaps that's his personality.
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 09, 2010, 04:28:09 PM
Fluff always adds height.
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 09, 2010, 09:05:29 PM
Much consumption of giggle juice is occurring  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 10, 2010, 06:58:00 AM
Oh dear, how are the heads this morning? noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Barman on June 10, 2010, 06:59:29 AM
Oh dear, how are the heads this morning? noooo:

Fine thanks you!  ;D
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 10, 2010, 07:07:11 AM
Yours is only fine as the unfortunate incident involving a locked door and lack of keys prevented you from accessing your alcohol stash. point:
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Barman on June 10, 2010, 07:09:54 AM
Yours is only fine as the unfortunate incident involving a locked door and lack of keys prevented you from accessing your alcohol stash. point:

The truth hurts...  sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Barman on June 10, 2010, 07:12:38 AM
Nick is here!  Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Nick on June 10, 2010, 07:16:19 AM
Something overcame us at about 1.00 this morning and Pastis entertained me with his collection of 60s Italian pop music  noooo:

He also showed me his sword collection, but wouldn't let me touch them.  cry:

I dreamt that we were sharing a flat with Growler  eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 10, 2010, 07:30:52 AM
Poor Pastis  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Nick on June 10, 2010, 07:32:58 AM
He is now bizzy with bacon and eggs. He tells me Britt Ekland lives in a hut nearby  eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 10, 2010, 07:34:23 AM
You're going to go prowling round his park now aren't you  ?.... bird and parakeet bothering  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: GROWLER on June 10, 2010, 07:53:26 AM
He is now bizzy with bacon and eggs. He tells me Britt Ekland lives in a hut nearby  eeek:

YOU are one cheeky bastard you are.

Call me old fashioned...p'raps let's not go down that road again on 2nd thoughts  ::)....but I would not have the bare face bloody cheek and impudence to just force myself onto someone like you've done, blustering on about needing somewhere to stay for the night, lah de dah de dum dum., ffs. eeek:
Got to give you 10/10 for downright blatant scrounging, must be honest.

Pasty. You are a star mate.
 Daft as a brush and far too generous and accomodating, especially as it's that pot bellied ginger bearded arse tit that you've had to  accomodate and put up with.
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Just One More on June 10, 2010, 07:55:34 AM
Something overcame us at about 1.00 this morning and Pastis entertained me with his collection of 60s Italian pop music  noooo:


Adriano Celentano?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcUi6UEQh00
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Nick on June 10, 2010, 08:23:04 AM
I am not ginger  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: GROWLER on June 10, 2010, 08:30:48 AM
I am not ginger  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Being ginger is the least of your problems tbqatth. ::)

I sincerely hope and fully expect you to weigh Pasty in with a really decent thank you gift, and I mean DECENT gift, not some old cheap shite you picked up for yourself and no longer want from the bloody pound shop either.

Several bottles of his favourite tipple will do for starters, plus a mental re-habilitaion relaxing  weekend away, somewhere out in the country, having had to put up with YOU for more than 12 hours minutes.
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: barmisspah? on June 10, 2010, 09:21:11 AM
A nice rug perhaps ?
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Pastis on June 10, 2010, 09:23:11 AM
I have put him on a bus. Oh, my head  noooo:  No disasters though; haven't looked down the back of the sofa yet ...  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 10, 2010, 12:22:59 PM
Prolly best you don't until the smell is too intrusive. whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: GROWLER on June 10, 2010, 12:37:04 PM
I have put him on a bus. Oh, my head  noooo:  No disasters though; haven't looked down the back of the sofa yet ...  rubschin:

You have my utmost and deepest understanding and sympathy dear Pasty. happy100

I've had to endure his company on several ocassions in the ale 'ouse for short periods of time, and that was bad enuough. ::)
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Pastis on June 10, 2010, 12:38:41 PM
Something overcame us at about 1.00 this morning and Pastis entertained me with his collection of 60s Italian pop music  noooo:


Adriano Celentano?


Oh no  noooo:

This.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eL_4wn-Oj2k
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Barman on June 10, 2010, 01:00:14 PM
I have put him on a bus. Oh, my head  noooo:  No disasters though; haven't looked down the back of the sofa yet ...  rubschin:

Are all the plug 'oles full of ginger hairs...?
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Pastis on June 10, 2010, 01:18:55 PM
 eeek: eeek:    rubschin:    No.

Flushed them down the bog problee  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Nick on June 10, 2010, 01:19:57 PM
I Have secreted a small fish in his flat as a summer surprise  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Barman on June 10, 2010, 01:26:01 PM
I Have secreted a small fish in his flat as a summer surprise  eveilgrin:

Do you only have a little tiddler then...?  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: GROWLER on June 10, 2010, 02:36:59 PM
I Have secreted a small fish in his flat as a summer surprise  eveilgrin:

I don't actually believe you, BUT if you had, that would make you an even BIGGER twat than I already thought you were tbh.
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Pastis on June 10, 2010, 02:48:00 PM
Agreed Growler. A fib not a fish  ;)
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 10, 2010, 02:49:22 PM
Agreed Growler. A fib not a fish  ;)

Hasn't he given you a fish before?
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Pastis on June 10, 2010, 02:52:39 PM
True, but ...


 rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 10, 2010, 02:54:56 PM
True, but ...


 rubschin:


 point:
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: GROWLER on June 10, 2010, 05:04:21 PM
Agreed Growler. A fib not a fish  ;)

Why though ey? confused:

Has he got some sort of attention seeking deficit syndrome or summat? Shrugs:

Why did he give you a fish last time?

He IS off his 'ed. ::)
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Pastis on June 10, 2010, 05:29:38 PM
Agreed Growler. A fib not a fish  ;)

Why though ey? confused:

Has he got some sort of attention seeking deficit syndrome or summat? Shrugs:

Why did he give you a fish last time?

He IS off his 'ed. ::)


Start at Page 29 Growler and read on  ::) . All will be revealed

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=5748.420

It was Christmas, there was merriment, we'd been discussing fish recipes some time earlier and probably equally germaine was the fact that MissD abhors fish. I imagine that slapping a couple of kilos of Sea Bass on the table in front of her might provoke some interesting reaction  ;)
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 10, 2010, 05:32:21 PM
I was not amused  sick2:
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Pastis on June 10, 2010, 05:38:29 PM
Ah yes, I remember it well  ;D

Which is why we got into conversation with the Romanian waitress. I do have a few foreign language phrase books in my possession but "Can I stuff this Sea Bass into your freezer?" doesn't feature sadly  confused:
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 10, 2010, 05:41:04 PM
That poor GERL noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: GROWLER on June 10, 2010, 05:47:51 PM
Don't like fish meself like, apart from a nice bit of battered cod from the chippy like. cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Pastis on June 10, 2010, 06:33:05 PM
That poor GERL noooo: noooo: noooo:

I'd imagine that was one of the milder requests she'd had from the clientele over the Christmas festivities  eyes:

Anyway, now Growler knows the root of the fish reference; shame he's not partial to the stuff but we all have different tastes.
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: GROWLER on June 10, 2010, 06:35:08 PM
I might like fish CAKE though.  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Pastis on June 10, 2010, 06:37:49 PM
I might like fish CAKE though.  rubschin:

 drumroll:

How's about fingers?  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Nick on June 10, 2010, 07:02:36 PM
I found a kipper in my bag, like  redface:
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 10, 2010, 08:45:17 PM
Forgot to slip in down the back of the sofa then?
Title: Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2010, 04:17:43 AM
I found a kipper in my bag, like  redface:

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 point: