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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on June 08, 2010, 06:15:53 PM
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What can possibly go wrong?
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Mmmm do you sleepwalk rubschin:
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Well, an apostrophe in the right place wouldn't go amiss ;)
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Hang on ~ I thought some female friend was putting
up with you you up
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No, I snore angel1
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Mmmm do you sleepwalk rubschin:
Who? Me or him? I don't ... scared2:
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Hang on ~ I thought some female friend was putting up with you you up
She left the country for some reason rubschin:
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Mmmm do you sleepwalk rubschin:
Who? Me or him? I don't ... scared2:
Do you have a lock on your bedroom door scared2:
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What can possibly go wrong?
Who knows? Who actually cares? Shrugs:
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Well I 'm sure Mr P does.....he will have to ban him from using the microwave in fact anything electrical scared2:
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Well I 'm sure Mr P does.....he will have to ban him from using the microwave in fact anything electrical scared2:
True, and he has my utmost sympathy having to put up with that ginger tit for the night.
Apart from that though. Shrugs:
Personally, I really couldn't give a monkeys chuff.
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Well I 'm sure Mr P does.....he will have to ban him from using the microwave in fact anything electrical scared2:
I shall have to edit the House Roolz and post a copy in the kitchen / bathroom / in fact everywhere razz:
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Well I 'm sure Mr P does.....he will have to ban him from using the microwave in fact anything electrical scared2:
I shall have to edit the House Roolz and post a copy in the kitchen / bathroom / in fact everywhere razz:
You are either one hell of a brave man, or completely off yer rocker Pasty, you poor soul. whistle:
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I am doing some cleaning here. My hoover just exploded and set off all the smoke alarms eeek:
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Anyway you tight arsed minge bag, why don't you use a Travel Inn like any other normal person would do ey, instead of forcing your self on others with your pitiful pleas of a 'room for the night' please guv? ::)
I personally wouldn't let you sleep in me garden under a bloody tarpaulin.
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I am doing some cleaning here. My hoover just exploded and set off all the smoke alarms eeek:
Pastis has just been reduced to a gibbering wreck with two sentences. lol:
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oh fook me ... noooo: noooo: noooo:
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The house stinks and I am covered in fluff sad24:
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You are not to touch any electrical appliances, OK?
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angel1
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oh fook me ... noooo: noooo: noooo:
Why don't the two of you go out and see Miss D for dinner? lol:
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scared2: scared2: scared2:
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scared2: scared2: scared2:
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I was really looking for for the evil smiley but couldn't find it! sad24:
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I thought you were my friend sad24:
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I thought you were my friend sad24:
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Although an evening out with Nick and Mr P with them paying is surely a better option than Eastenders and Holby with cheese on toast?
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Pr'aps MissD wants to come over for drinks? rubschin:
Every fixture and fitting will be bubble-wrapped for Elf 'n' Safety reasons, like lol:
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Can I have a bath rubschin:
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ANd I can bring:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrZWA8UrlYI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrZWA8UrlYI)
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Can I have a bath rubschin:
Of course! Would that be a bubble bath? eyes:
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I will bring my own lotions and potions and stuff ...wouldn't want to put you out or anyfink whistle:
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I have a scrubbing brush angel1
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MissD supplies her own loofah, allegedly rubschin:
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eyes:
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noooo:
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The house stinks and I am covered in fluff sad24:
Ginger fluff no doubt.
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The house stinks and I am covered in fluff sad24:
Ginger fluff no doubt.
It was the other way 'round last time I went there. ::)
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The house stinks and I am covered in fluff sad24:
Ginger fluff no doubt.
lol: lol: lol:
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eeek: eeek:
It's started! The frame of my reading glasses has broken on it's own, like. The base of an uplighter has disintegrated and there's concrete dust all over the carpet. There's now a Met Police tactical unit van parked up outside with a load of armed rozzers inside!
My houseguest isn't due for another 5 hours scared2:
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Word has already spread I fear scared2:
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scared2:
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eeek: eeek:
It's started! The frame of my reading glasses has broken on it's own, like. The base of an uplighter has disintegrated and there's concrete dust all over the carpet. There's now a Met Police tactical unit van parked up outside with a load of armed rozzers inside!
My houseguest isn't due for another 5 hours scared2:
May I just say Pastis, what a pleasure it has been to make your acquaintance and how we shall miss you. sad24:
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sad32: sad32: sad32:
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A whip round is in the offing, maybe x2. Be warned VPers we may have to dig deep for these two. Something appropriate written in white chrysanthemums I feel.
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You do know he is about 6'3 with size 13 feet do you?
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I hope your sofa is up to this. whistle:
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He can't have grown that much since Christmas rubschin:
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Dunno ~ haven't set eyes on him for longer than that BUT he makes me feel small and I'm just 6' with size 10s.
He comes over as Hooooooge but perhaps that's his personality.
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Fluff always adds height.
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Much consumption of giggle juice is occurring lol:
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Oh dear, how are the heads this morning? noooo:
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Oh dear, how are the heads this morning? noooo:
Fine thanks you! ;D
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Yours is only fine as the unfortunate incident involving a locked door and lack of keys prevented you from accessing your alcohol stash. point:
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Yours is only fine as the unfortunate incident involving a locked door and lack of keys prevented you from accessing your alcohol stash. point:
The truth hurts... sad24:
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Nick is here! Popcorn:
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Something overcame us at about 1.00 this morning and Pastis entertained me with his collection of 60s Italian pop music noooo:
He also showed me his sword collection, but wouldn't let me touch them. cry:
I dreamt that we were sharing a flat with Growler eeek:
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Poor Pastis noooo:
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He is now bizzy with bacon and eggs. He tells me Britt Ekland lives in a hut nearby eeek:
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You're going to go prowling round his park now aren't you ?.... bird and parakeet bothering scared2:
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He is now bizzy with bacon and eggs. He tells me Britt Ekland lives in a hut nearby eeek:
YOU are one cheeky bastard you are.
Call me old fashioned...p'raps let's not go down that road again on 2nd thoughts ::)....but I would not have the bare face bloody cheek and impudence to just force myself onto someone like you've done, blustering on about needing somewhere to stay for the night, lah de dah de dum dum., ffs. eeek:
Got to give you 10/10 for downright blatant scrounging, must be honest.
Pasty. You are a star mate.
Daft as a brush and far too generous and accomodating, especially as it's that pot bellied ginger bearded arse tit that you've had to accomodate and put up with.
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Something overcame us at about 1.00 this morning and Pastis entertained me with his collection of 60s Italian pop music noooo:
Adriano Celentano?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcUi6UEQh00
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I am not ginger cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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I am not ginger cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Being ginger is the least of your problems tbqatth. ::)
I sincerely hope and fully expect you to weigh Pasty in with a really decent thank you gift, and I mean DECENT gift, not some old cheap shite you picked up for yourself and no longer want from the bloody pound shop either.
Several bottles of his favourite tipple will do for starters, plus a mental re-habilitaion relaxing weekend away, somewhere out in the country, having had to put up with YOU for more than 12 hours minutes.
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A nice rug perhaps ?
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I have put him on a bus. Oh, my head noooo: No disasters though; haven't looked down the back of the sofa yet ... rubschin:
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Prolly best you don't until the smell is too intrusive. whistle:
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I have put him on a bus. Oh, my head noooo: No disasters though; haven't looked down the back of the sofa yet ... rubschin:
You have my utmost and deepest understanding and sympathy dear Pasty. happy100
I've had to endure his company on several ocassions in the ale 'ouse for short periods of time, and that was bad enuough. ::)
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Something overcame us at about 1.00 this morning and Pastis entertained me with his collection of 60s Italian pop music noooo:
Adriano Celentano?
Oh no noooo:
This.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eL_4wn-Oj2k
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I have put him on a bus. Oh, my head noooo: No disasters though; haven't looked down the back of the sofa yet ... rubschin:
Are all the plug 'oles full of ginger hairs...?
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eeek: eeek: rubschin: No.
Flushed them down the bog problee rubschin:
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I Have secreted a small fish in his flat as a summer surprise eveilgrin:
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I Have secreted a small fish in his flat as a summer surprise eveilgrin:
Do you only have a little tiddler then...? whistle:
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I Have secreted a small fish in his flat as a summer surprise eveilgrin:
I don't actually believe you, BUT if you had, that would make you an even BIGGER twat than I already thought you were tbh.
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Agreed Growler. A fib not a fish ;)
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Agreed Growler. A fib not a fish ;)
Hasn't he given you a fish before?
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True, but ...
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True, but ...
rubschin:
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Agreed Growler. A fib not a fish ;)
Why though ey? confused:
Has he got some sort of attention seeking deficit syndrome or summat? Shrugs:
Why did he give you a fish last time?
He IS off his 'ed. ::)
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Agreed Growler. A fib not a fish ;)
Why though ey? confused:
Has he got some sort of attention seeking deficit syndrome or summat? Shrugs:
Why did he give you a fish last time?
He IS off his 'ed. ::)
Start at Page 29 Growler and read on ::) . All will be revealed
http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=5748.420
It was Christmas, there was merriment, we'd been discussing fish recipes some time earlier and probably equally germaine was the fact that MissD abhors fish. I imagine that slapping a couple of kilos of Sea Bass on the table in front of her might provoke some interesting reaction ;)
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I was not amused sick2:
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Ah yes, I remember it well ;D
Which is why we got into conversation with the Romanian waitress. I do have a few foreign language phrase books in my possession but "Can I stuff this Sea Bass into your freezer?" doesn't feature sadly confused:
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That poor GERL noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Don't like fish meself like, apart from a nice bit of battered cod from the chippy like. cloud9:
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That poor GERL noooo: noooo: noooo:
I'd imagine that was one of the milder requests she'd had from the clientele over the Christmas festivities eyes:
Anyway, now Growler knows the root of the fish reference; shame he's not partial to the stuff but we all have different tastes.
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I might like fish CAKE though. rubschin:
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I might like fish CAKE though. rubschin:
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How's about fingers? lol:
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I found a kipper in my bag, like redface:
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Forgot to slip in down the back of the sofa then?
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I found a kipper in my bag, like redface:
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