The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: GROWLER on July 08, 2007, 04:05:58 PM
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I'm bloody sick well beyond my back teeth, of being constantly told that ...."this isn't such a bad country you know" by the latest load of shite to be published shortly, 'Gospel 6528 according to St. Mrs Growler'. ::)
Can you lot therefore please state your own long winded views on this matter, listing, preferably in alpahabetical order, the virtues of this FUCKIN' SHITHOLE, called Great Britain......PLEASE, before I go insane trying to think of something?
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Nope - thats why we left
Rats leaving the sinking ship and all that!!!
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Nope - thats why we left
Rats leaving the sinking ship and all that!!!
Sinking being the operetive werd too presently.
Our local rag informs us that a local town, VERY close to where our Nick resides, is on the verge of being consumed forever by the River Dee.
As long as Nick isn't there when it happens, I say WHOOOPEE!!! lol:
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Right then. I'll start.
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Accident and Emergency treatment?
Crap. Full of chavs who've consumed too much 'White Lightning' and feel a little poorly...bless.
The staff generally have a couldn't care less attitude mainly because of point 1, which is just tough shit I'm afraid when you or I need genuine emergency treatment.
They're no doubt sick and tired of being verbally abused by the great well mannered even tempered patient British public, and listening to knob heads who've got a poorly foot for kicking someones head in.
Next?
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No, can't even think about the crapness too much. Leaving for sunnier climes very soon. 8)
Ha ha... you'll have to put up with the weather, government, NHS, Education System, Tax..... without me lol:
Sorry I shouldn't laugh lol:
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:Sorry I shouldn't laugh lol:
Good observation, but not good enough to NOT earn a well earned karma slap from me you rodent....leaving the sinking ship. evil:
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B
Bastard Brunstrome.
Already covered on another thread. evil:
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It must be good if all these immigrants want to be here...
It must be bad if Paki's want to blow it up...
whacky115
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:Sorry I shouldn't laugh lol:
Good observation, but not good enough to NOT earn a well earned karma slap from me you rodent....leaving the sinking ship. evil:
You're just so hard to please! I have given it a fair whack but given up. Hey ho! surrender:
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It's good because chances are that if you have to live anywhere civalised due to having to work that it will be exactly the same as it is here. If you can retire to the middle of nowhere then it's a fab plan.
I love the UK, I bitch and I moan about it but then I am the sort of person that will always grumble regardless of where I am. You can move but you can never outrun yourself or your problems.
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I am the sort of person that will always grumble
A woman?
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Well, then I am twice as likely! I am a woman with a grumbly disposition. redface:
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Well, then I am twice as likely! I am a woman with a grumbly disposition. redface:
Splendid! eyes:
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Nope - thats why we left
Rats leaving the sinking ship and all that!!!
Sinking being the operetive werd too presently.
Our local rag informs us that a local town, VERY close to where our Nick resides, is on the verge of being consumed forever by the River Dee.
As long as Nick isn't there when it happens, I say WHOOOPEE!!! lol:
Which town?! scared2:
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Which town?
INDEED
By the way regarding your signature:- omnia dicta fortiora si dicta Latina - should cover it. 8)
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Growler will have to buy a dictionary now!
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If we're going up market with all this Latin then my new sig will have to be:
meum est propositum in taberna mori
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If we're going up market with all this Latin then my new sig will have to be:
meum est propositum in taberna mori
cor inbutum nectare volat ad superna Is all I have to say about THAT!
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is mos terminus in lacrima
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For those of you who lack a classical education, I will translate:
omnia dicta fortiora si dicta Latina
?Everybody has a bigger dick than you since you had that Puerto Rican bird?
meum est propositum in taberna Mori
?I was propositioned in the pub by a woman with a clipboard?
cor inbutum nectare volat ad superna
?You can shove your Nectar card in your bum and set fire to it?
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is mos terminus in lacrima
"There is moss growing in the bus station where you spilt that milk"
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is mos terminus in lacrima
No it won't!
haec olim meminisse iuvabit
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DARWIN ~ help!
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For those of you who lack a classical education, I will translate:
omnia dicta fortiora si dicta Latina
?Everybody has a bigger dick than you since you had that Puerto Rican bird?
meum est propositum in taberna Mori
?I was propositioned in the pub by a woman with a clipboard?
cor inbutum nectare volat ad superna
?You can shove your Nectar card in your bum and set fire to it?
lol: lol: lol:
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Since when has latin been the lingua franca in a pub FFS? If you want to talk foreign, go abroad. This is Engerland and we speak Engerlish innit.
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Since when has latin been the lingua franca in a pub FFS? If you want to talk foreign, go abroad. This is Engerland and we speak Engerlish innit.
We're 'avin' a themed night is all ~ wear yer Toga
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Don't forget your laurel leaves either.
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Don't forget your laurel leaves either.
According to my last form teacher I had spent 5 years sitting on mine. confused:
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Since when has latin been the lingua franca in a pub FFS? If you want to talk foreign, go abroad. This is Engerland and we speak Engerlish innit.
Blimey! It didn't take you long to start collecting the demerits, Are you planning on becoming the relief barman?
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Don't forget your laurel leaves either.
According to my last form teacher I had spent 5 years sitting on mine. confused:
As did I. I am the greatest unfulfilled promise my school ever had apparently. redface:
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Since when has latin been the lingua franca in a pub FFS? If you want to talk foreign, go abroad. This is Engerland and we speak Engerlish innit.
Blimey! It didn't take you long to start collecting the demerits, Are you planning on becoming the relief barman?
May I invite the esteemed Bouncer to peek behind the management curtain?
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DARWIN ~ help!
Certainly.
haec olim meminisse iuvabit
"Mrs Dance has had too much to drink and is chatting up the boys"
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You lot. evil:
I'll skip letters C to K and go straight onto L, for Latin. ::)
You lot are gettin' RIGHT ON MY TITS with all this Latin cock waving malarky. evil:
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Mine too. How can I be expected to moderate stuff I don't understand. sad24:
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Mine too. How can I be expected to moderate stuff I don't understand. sad24:
I am translating as fast as I can and have not posted a single word of Latin today. Angry9:
Q.E.D?
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Confession ~ I did not do Latin at school ~ Mrs Snoopy did and actually teaches Latin to A level students from time to time ~ so I call her in and ask her what is being said. redface:
But then like I tell her ~ She may have the brains but I get to have the beauty!! whistle:
And as I am sure Wenchy will agree there is some perverted pleasure in f*cking the teacher.
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The only bastard latin I know, is an ex company called 'Modus Operandi' ( fckin' robbin' BASTARDS who's management living the life of luxury fleeced the staff and contractors alike...in english) and they went bust on me 6 years ago owing me a lot of dosh.
I therefore declare a personal and particular hatred for latin, so there. evil:
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It's a Roman thing, they invented, er. ROME. ALso Hadrian's Wall which was designed to keep the gingers out. Good plan!
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all the latin cock waving is a bit like being back at the BBC
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T..
Tshirts.
We do nice Tshirts, I have quite a selection now. ::)
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all the latin cock waving is a bit like being back at the BBC
I know Begs, I know. ::)
We'll be starting a thread on who's got what bloody qualifications and degrees in Latinanium or whatever it's called next ffs. ::)
Meoious pissomondu offerumdied munchoneo... or FUCK OFF in English. happy088 ;)
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Which town close to me is about to sink beneath the waves? I demand to be told!
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Which town close to me is about to sink beneath the waves? I demand to be told!
Neston. cloud9:
Shame really. Nice liitle town, shame about the inbred population.
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Erm. that is uphill. It is on the top of a hilll actually. scared2:
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that is uphill.
The town or the inbred populace?
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Both DS. They are known locally as "Neston No-Neckers". Whole place is full of dribblers and mutterers (so we feel very much at home)
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Which town close to me is about to sink beneath the waves? I demand to be told!
I told you... INDEED
IN-DEE D ::)
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Erm. that is uphill. It is on the top of a hilll actually. scared2:
Just the lowish bits then p'raps. I dunno, couldn't read the article, just the headline. Lost me glasses you know. ::)
I'd be moving your war bunker upstairs if I was you Nick.
Why does 'war bunker' look rude?
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Why does 'war bunker' look rude?
Check with Berek, but I think that translates as 'Our Banker'.
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Erm. that is uphill. It is on the top of a hilll actually. scared2:
Just the lowish bits then p'raps. I dunno, couldn't read the article, just the headline. Lost me glasses you know. ::)
I'd be moving your war bunker upstairs if I was you Nick.
Why does 'war bunker' look rude?
Well if Neston goes I shall need a submarine!
Please recheck the eternally reliable Ellesmere Port Standard. And if anywhere deserved gong the way of Atlantis..............