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Title: Tiger Woods - sex addict
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 21, 2010, 06:44:42 PM
It was inevitable really wasn't it ....got caught out therefore must have an addiction  ::)

Tiger Woods has been pictured for the first time in two months - at a sex addicts' clinic.The billionaire golfer was snapped looking scruffy strolling around the grounds of the Pine Grove clinic on Mississippi.

Tiger is believed to have checked into the clinic in late December - a month after stories that he had cheated on wife Elin Nordegren with up to 14 women began to emerge.The 34-year-old has entered rehab in a last-ditch attempt to save his marriage and his career after Elin, 30, threatened to return to her native Sweden with their two children.

It is said he also hopes to convince sponsors unhappy about the sordid stories that he intends to change his ways. whistle:

Elin may have to spend seven days at Pine Grove with Tiger as part of his treatment. It would include a Disclosure Day in which he admits in detail each and every one of his infidelities. ( in one day - that could be a bit of a challenge)

Tiger is believed to have booked in for a six week Gentle Path "behaviour modification" programme designed to purge him of sex addiction. eeek:

The courses, which include "shame reduction" sessions  happy001 happy001 happy001 cost around s40,000 He is having individual counselling and is not expected to attend the usual group therapy sessions.

He has his own cabin even though patients are usually required to share. Tiger is also getting maid service  eyes:.


Title: Re: Tiger Woods - sex addict
Post by: Just One More on January 21, 2010, 07:15:09 PM
That'll be the Goblin Teasmaid then  whistle:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXZq08Le6pA
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - sex addict
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 21, 2010, 07:18:33 PM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - sex addict
Post by: Just One More on January 22, 2010, 07:35:13 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2y9dKs1vkg
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - sex addict
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2010, 09:37:08 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2y9dKs1vkg

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - sex addict
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 22, 2010, 10:44:13 AM
 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - sex addict
Post by: Snoopy on January 22, 2010, 10:52:46 AM
He'd do better to ditch the bitch and enjoy life. She's never going to let him forget it anyway so pay her off and fvck who you like.
A one off divorce settlement may hurt financially but it's better than paying for the rest of his days.
He has a pre-nup agreement .... tell her to Finger:

This free counselling was brought to you by Snoopy
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - sex addict
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 22, 2010, 11:58:15 AM
He'd do better to ditch the bitch and enjoy life. She's never going to let him forget it anyway so pay her off and fvck who you like.
A one off divorce settlement may hurt financially but it's better than paying for the rest of his days.
He has a pre-nup agreement .... tell her to Finger:

This free counselling was brought to you by Snoopy

It may well be that he does exactly that and chooses not to be in a that type of relationship for a while,  if ever, who knows .

Not sure what the wife has done ( or not done) though to qualify being called a bitch, unless it is a general assumption    noooo:
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - sex addict
Post by: Snoopy on January 22, 2010, 12:06:22 PM
It rhymed nicely although TBF and IMO she has not behaved well in all this. From what one reads she is out for the money ~ possibly because "hell hath no fury etc" but that pre-nup apparently exists .... she, it is said, wants much much more.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - sex addict
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2010, 12:10:02 PM
I wonder how big a part the lawyers play in these things...? If they are on a %'age they'll be keen to go the route of "you can get much more than that"...
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - sex addict
Post by: Snoopy on January 22, 2010, 12:11:36 PM
Always the lawyers BM ...... Mrs S#1 found a real shark even though I was contesting nothing.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - sex addict
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 22, 2010, 12:30:20 PM

I'm sure she has a lot of people around her at the moment 'advising' her about what to do for the best ( parents, solicitors , friends etc) , stirring the muddy waters and seeing the dollar signs or wanting some kind of retribution against him

I would agree with you Snoops that if they stay together she is unlikely to be able to trust him again , regardless of how much counselling they receive.

Of all my friends and my own experiences the one thing I am quite sure on is that once a relationship has broken down, for whatever reason, it is very difficult to 'try again' and make it work , even after a significant period of time has passed .

It does happen rarely , people get back together and stay together but personally I have only seen this happen successfully once. The odds aren't strong enough to my mind  noooo:

Title: Re: Tiger Woods - sex addict
Post by: Nick on January 22, 2010, 12:36:21 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - sex addict
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 22, 2010, 12:39:25 PM
I'm looking for the odds to be improved Nick  lol:
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - sex addict
Post by: Snoopy on January 22, 2010, 01:29:51 PM
Always the lawyers BM ...... Mrs S#1 found a real shark even though I was contesting nothing.

That probably needs more explanation.
I agreed to the divorce, I agreed suggested that she should divorce me on grounds of "admitted adultery with persons un-named", I agreed that she would have custody of the children and that I would fund educational matters such as uniforms, shoes, books etc until both reached 18, I agreed that she would keep the house and contents other than such personal items that were to be detailed in an agreed list, I agreed to pay her 50% of my net salary monthly (excluding overtime and bonus payments) until the youngest reached 18. I made no demand that this reduce should she remarry.
She still felt it necessary to approach a solicitor (female .... I wonder if that makes a difference to the way they behave). This lawyer asked her what pension plans I was paying into, what life insurance I had, what savings I had etc. As I was only 40 these did not amount to a lot. Such things grow over one's working lifetime but the lawyer wanted them all cashed in and 50% given to her client. I pointed out, reasonably, that they were not worth more than a couple of thousand and I had already given her the freaking house but no ~ lawyer demands that this all be placed before a judge.

Judge heard what I had to say, then listened to the lawyer and agreed that such pension plans and life policies had indeed been accruing whilst we were married and should therefore be seen as a shared asset. In total the lawyer screwed a further £4,500 out of me and ruined all my future plans for pensions etc. I had already suffered a heart attack at the age of 36 so further life assurance was nigh on impossible to buy. So I now had no pension plan in place, no life insurance, no home, nothing. The lawyer then went after my car (Despite the fact that Mrs S#1 could not drive) as it had "value". A  6 year old Renault 12 has value? Even the judge raised his eyebrows over that one. So it was agreed that I would "buy" my car (or her half of it) for £500.

B@st@rd lawyer then had the sheer nerve to ask for costs. eeek:

At this point I lost it! I pointed out to the judge that they had instigated the court case, that I had  agreed to give her the house and contents, pay maintenance in excess of the norm until the children reached 18 etc etc before they even went to court and that I had come along that day expecting him to "rubber stamp" the arrangements. I was livid!

He called an adjournment for ten minutes and called me into chambers where he told me not to lose my temper with a judge. We went back into court and he said ..... and I shall never forget it ..... "It is my opinion that you (pointed at wife) have taken everything your soon to be ex-husband has and still you seek more. It is not the function of this court to help you seek revenge, which having heard the circumstances I am not at all sure you are entitled to. I grant the Decree on the grounds of admitted adultery as that is the application before me ..... although I am of the opinion that both parties have indulged in adulterous behaviour. Your application for costs is refused"

What the lawyer cost her I have no idea but I hope it was a lot.  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - sex addict
Post by: Nick on January 22, 2010, 01:37:03 PM
We have three houses and I have an index linked pension  noooo:
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - sex addict
Post by: Snoopy on January 22, 2010, 01:38:24 PM
Does the word FOOKED mean anything?
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - sex addict
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 22, 2010, 01:39:46 PM
well and truly
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - sex addict
Post by: Nick on January 22, 2010, 01:40:19 PM
 sad32:
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - sex addict
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 22, 2010, 01:40:47 PM
I'd be willing to help you out and  for you to put one of them in my name  - just for security purposes  ;)

You can trust me - I'm a wumman  whistle:

 lol:
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - sex addict
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 22, 2010, 01:41:44 PM
Always the lawyers BM ...... Mrs S#1 found a real shark even though I was contesting nothing.

That probably needs more explanation.
I ... was taken to cleaners.

Should have fought the bitch tooth and nail.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - sex addict
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 22, 2010, 01:43:16 PM
You can trust me - I'm a wumman  whistle:


Snoopy's tale puts a lie to that.  noooo:
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - sex addict
Post by: Snoopy on January 22, 2010, 01:45:23 PM
I'd be willing to help you out and  for you to put one of them in my name  - just for security purposes  ;)

You can trust me - I'm a wumman  whistle:

 lol:

Nice idea but that lawyer shark wanted sight of bank statements and explanations of expenditure for the year prior to the divorce. Two gifts of ?500 each to my parents, who were struggling as Dad had a couple of heart attacks, were deemed as having been "an attempt to hide assets to avoid payment"
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - sex addict
Post by: Snoopy on January 22, 2010, 01:46:06 PM
Always the lawyers BM ...... Mrs S#1 found a real shark even though I was contesting nothing.

That probably needs more explanation.
I ... was taken to cleaners.

Should have fought the bitch tooth and nail.

I really though she had more decency than that. Had I known I would have cut and run.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - sex addict
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 22, 2010, 01:55:36 PM
You can trust me - I'm a wumman  whistle:


Snoopy's tale puts a lie to that.  noooo:

What all wimmin ?  eeek: - would you like a broom for sweeping up all those  generalisations  lol:
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - sex addict
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2010, 01:56:30 PM
You can trust me - I'm a wumman  whistle:


Snoopy's tale puts a lie to that.  noooo:

What all wimmin ?  eeek: - would you like a broom for sweeping up all those  generalisations  lol:

Nah, get a wumman in to do it...  whistle:
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - sex addict
Post by: Nick on January 22, 2010, 01:57:29 PM
 scared:
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - sex addict
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 22, 2010, 01:59:11 PM
You can trust me - I'm a wumman  whistle:


Snoopy's tale puts a lie to that.  noooo:

What all wimmin ?  eeek: - would you like a broom for sweeping up all those  generalisations  lol:

Actually, I have complete trust in my ex.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - sex addict
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 22, 2010, 02:02:28 PM
You can trust me - I'm a wumman  whistle:


Snoopy's tale puts a lie to that.  noooo:

What all wimmin ?  eeek: - would you like a broom for sweeping up all those  generalisations  lol:

Nah, get a wumman in to do it...  whistle:

Barman - catch  whistle:

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Title: Re: Tiger Woods - sex addict
Post by: Nick on January 22, 2010, 02:03:26 PM
 point: point: point: point: point: point:
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - sex addict
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2010, 02:21:29 PM
You can trust me - I'm a wumman  whistle:


Snoopy's tale puts a lie to that.  noooo:

What all wimmin ?  eeek: - would you like a broom for sweeping up all those  generalisations  lol:

Nah, get a wumman in to do it...  whistle:

Barman - catch  whistle:

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 eeek:
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - sex addict
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 23, 2010, 06:28:46 PM
We have three houses and I have an index linked pension  noooo:
Turn everything you can into cash and go on a 'gambling spree' and lose it all, while in fact you buy gold.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - sex addict
Post by: Pastis on January 23, 2010, 06:35:27 PM
We have three houses and I have an index linked pension  noooo:
Turn everything you can into cash and go on a 'gambling spree' and lose it all, while in fact you buy gold.

+ a villa in Gozo, whither you disappear  razz:
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - sex addict
Post by: Nick on January 23, 2010, 06:44:31 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - sex addict
Post by: Pirate on January 23, 2010, 07:21:55 PM
We have three houses and I have an index linked pension  noooo:
Turn everything you can into cash and go on a 'gambling spree' and lose it all, while in fact you buy gold.

+ a villa in Gozo, whither you disappear  razz:

or a villa in Pissouri eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - sex addict
Post by: Nick on January 23, 2010, 07:22:37 PM
I was investigating that at one time  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - sex addict
Post by: Just One More on February 05, 2010, 06:44:16 AM
A couple were on their  honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the  new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a  virgin."

The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day  and age."

The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one  guy."

"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"

"Tiger  Woods."

"Tiger Woods, the  golfer?"

"Yeah."

"Well, he's rich, famous and  handsome. I can see why you went to bed with 
Him."

The  husband and wife then make passionate love. When they are done,  the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.

"What are you  doing?" asks the wife.

The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going  to call room service and get  something to eat."

"Tiger  wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger  do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it a second  time."

The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to  make love a  second time. When they finish, he gets up  and goes over to the phone. "Now what are you doing?" she  asks..

The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get  room service to bring something to eat."

"Tiger wouldn't do  that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come  back to bed and do it again."

The guy slams down the phone, goes  back to bed, and makes love one more time. When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to  the phone  and starts to dial.

The wife asks, "Are you  calling room service?"

"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods. To find out  what the par is for this damn hole."
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - sex addict
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 05, 2010, 08:20:59 AM
 lol: