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Title: My ne keyboasrd
Post by: Nick on January 06, 2010, 12:30:48 PM
I asm typing properly asnd asccurastely like but it is dong this which is of course driving me insanse Banghead

Whast the fook can be wrosng with it likess
Title: Re: My ne keyboasrd
Post by: Bar Wench on January 06, 2010, 01:21:51 PM
I suggest it is probably a little more sensitive than your previous one and perhaps you need to stop banging at it with fists like bunches of bananas.
Title: Re: My ne keyboasrd
Post by: Nick on January 06, 2010, 01:23:16 PM
MTey name is nosts GROWLRT and I have noted trucks with babnandasa  cussing:
Title: Re: My ne keyboasrd
Post by: Bar Wench on January 06, 2010, 01:27:43 PM
Sausage like fingers then? Over indulge over the Christmas period?
Title: Re: My ne keyboasrd
Post by: Nick on January 06, 2010, 01:29:16 PM
Nosdfs It hssdfs s jusrtet starterd toer hasppeen  Banghead

ASnd now fookngdg Mrs Nick is basnginghd on the goffddoor douyveteless demasnding morwe fgluijds
Title: Re: My ne keyboasrd
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 06, 2010, 01:40:45 PM
Nosdfs It hssdfs s jusrtet starterd toer hasppeen  Banghead

fgluijds

You got me on that one.  rubschin:
Title: Re: My ne keyboasrd
Post by: Nick on January 06, 2010, 01:43:45 PM
dOPEAS MNPMQWPMEONE HERE UNASASDERETASND FGOOKING QWEQWELASH
Title: Re: My ne keyboasrd
Post by: Barman on January 06, 2010, 01:54:29 PM
I suggest it is probably a little more sensitive than your previous one and perhaps you need to stop banging at it with fists like bunches of bananas.

 happy001

I have missed you...  redface:
Title: Re: My ne keyboasrd
Post by: Nick on January 06, 2010, 01:59:35 PM
Inmasd asmd getrting reaslly croasas noqw
Title: Re: My ne keyboasrd
Post by: Bar Wench on January 06, 2010, 02:41:41 PM
To think laterally for a moment. Why don't you just return to using the laptop keyboard?
Title: Re: My ne keyboasrd
Post by: Barman on January 06, 2010, 05:44:06 PM
To think laterally for a moment. Why don't you just return to using the laptop keyboard?

Because he is >>>>  confused2:
Title: Re: My ne keyboasrd
Post by: Bar Wench on January 06, 2010, 06:02:41 PM
To think laterally for a moment. Why don't you just return to using the laptop keyboard?

Because he is >>>>  confused2:

I thought he had plugged a new keyboard in to it?
Title: Re: My ne keyboasrd
Post by: Barman on January 06, 2010, 06:05:02 PM
To think laterally for a moment. Why don't you just return to using the laptop keyboard?

Because he is >>>>  confused2:

I thought he had plugged a new keyboard in to it?

Quite so Wenchy... I reckon he is just having a larf really...  ::)
Title: Re: My ne keyboasrd
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 06, 2010, 06:16:16 PM
Just a thought but you didnt plug the keyboard into the mouse port perchance?   whistle:

If not, I suggested this in another thread, take all the keys off, shake the keyboard and then put them back again.  8)
Title: Re: My ne keyboasrd
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 06, 2010, 06:17:21 PM
You are all up for shaking it about tonight  ;)
Title: Re: My ne keyboasrd
Post by: Barman on January 06, 2010, 07:10:26 PM
He's gubbed it as you said!  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: My ne keyboasrd
Post by: Snoopy on January 06, 2010, 07:46:05 PM
He did indeed complain that the laptop keyboard was too small for his fat fingers and asked if he could buy a full sized keyboard, connect it to his laptop and would it work. We all shouted YES! and after much faffing he said that he had purchased a new keyboard from Tesco or somesuch. There was no discernable improvement in his typing ability.
If it is the new keyboard playing up then he only has to disconnect it to solve the problem but as ever with our Nick nothing is as simple as it seems.
Title: Re: My ne keyboasrd
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 06, 2010, 07:48:03 PM
Perhaps this could help...  whistle:

http://www.fentek-ind.com/bigkey.htm#bigkeylx (http://www.fentek-ind.com/bigkey.htm#bigkeylx)
Title: Re: My ne keyboasrd
Post by: Snoopy on January 06, 2010, 07:50:17 PM
You'll only confuse him more.
Title: Re: My ne keyboasrd
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 06, 2010, 07:51:54 PM
You'll only confuse him more.

 angel1
Title: Re: My ne keyboasrd
Post by: Just One More on January 06, 2010, 09:08:57 PM
Perhaps this could help...  whistle:

http://www.fentek-ind.com/bigkey.htm#bigkeylx (http://www.fentek-ind.com/bigkey.htm#bigkeylx)

How old is that ad?

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Big Key LX for the PC is for Win 3.1 and higher, NT and is compatible with 386, 486, and Pentium computers.
Title: Re: My ne keyboasrd
Post by: GROWLER on January 06, 2010, 11:29:53 PM
shake the keyboard and then put them back again.  8)

Needs to do take his friggin' 'ed off and try doing that, soft shite. ::)

I'm bloody sure he's got a loose fuse in that great cranium cavity of his. noooo: