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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on December 25, 2009, 11:04:39 AM
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I bought the Boy a self assembly remote controlled hovercraft. They are with friends. He assembled it and it set off. SO did their cat redface:
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lol: lol: lol:
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I bought LL a Kenwood Chef... redface:
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She will put your giblets in it point:
I wonder what the Growler family exchanged rubschin:
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She will put your giblets in it point:
I wonder what the Growler family exchanged rubschin:
scared2:
Wait 'til she finds out what it cost out here... scared2: scared2: scared2:
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I didn't get anything I didn't like.
And before you start - yes I did get some pressies lol:
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What do you expect her to do with it?
You would have been better off buying wool and knitting needles.................Grandpa
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I didn't get anything I didn't like.
And before you start - yes I did get some pressies lol:
All chocolate then...? whistle:
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What do you expect her to do with it?
Make me stuff like... cloud9:
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What do you expect her to do with it?
Stuff my man veg into it like... scared2:
ANd for her birthday - a new hoover?
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I got socks. Lots of socks.
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You are an octopus and I claim my ?5 angel1
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You are an octopus and I claim my ?5 angel1
How is Bertie?
You have remembered Bertie haven't you...? whistle:
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Bertie is full of salmon and is snoring
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As I will be soon.
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noooo:
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Right on time, I get what appears to be swine flu tonight. Only one thing for it - drink heavily.
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Ho ho ho. Eight pints of Ordinary, ten bottles of Leffe and one big bottle of Carlsberg Special Naked Ale later, I feel the time for bed is approaching.
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Oh my head... noooo:
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Has LL clubbed you?
I said
HAS LL CLUBBED YOU??
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She's prolly blending up a hangover cure with the food mixer as we speak - on full throttle mode eveilgrin:
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That sound like a very noisy process eveilgrin:
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No, I have not been clubbed... I don't think so anyway... rubschin:
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Late entry on the presents front...... I got a mug rubschin:
Not too bad in itself like - quite practical you may say.
However when you put hot water in it the clothes off the bloke on the mug disappear and he becomes very , very naked eeek:
But I don't drink hot drinks Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Late entry on the presents front...... I got a mug rubschin:
Not too bad in itself like - quite practical you may say.
However when you put hot water in it the clothes off the bloke on the mug disappear and he becomes very , very naked eeek:
But I don't drink hot drinks Banghead Banghead Banghead
From your mum?
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lol:
No from my friend's daughter eeek:
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Who knows your wishes angel1
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I got nothing I didn't like.
I gave Mrs S#2 a new lap-top. Packard Bell Butterfly, all singing, all dancing spec:
* Intel Pentium Dual-Core processor SU4100
* (1.3Ghz, 800Mhz, 2MB Cache)
* Genuine Windows(R) 7 Home Premium
* 4GB Memory
* 320GB Hard drive
* Up to 8 hours battery life
* Webcam
* LED Backlit screen
* HDMI connectivity
* Aliminium cover
From the children she got a new mobile phone, a CD collection of 70 years of the Topic Records label (Folk music, I hate it but she loves it) and another "shoe" for her collection of "Just the Right Shoe" (Google it if you really want to know. Wenchy understands)
So like BM I think practical but unlike BM I also thing personal.
I am now skint sad24:
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You got socks point:
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I got a dressing gown and a cardigan ~ I think they may be getting me ready for a home rubschin:
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lol:
And the THW - did she get everything she wanted ? scared2:
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I got a dressing gown and a cardigan ~ I think they may be getting me ready for a home rubschin:
Do either of the items ssmell of stale urine?
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Not yet, but wait till Tuesday whistle:
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I got a dressing gown and a cardigan ~ I think they may be getting me ready for a home rubschin:
Do either of the items ssmell of stale urine?
It ssssseems that I have developed a sssstutter. eeek:
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lol:
And the THW - did she get everything she wanted ? scared2:
shrugs: Impossible to tell with her. The boys are, however, thrilled with everything.
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Chocolates - again!
With a note - sorry we couldn't find any sugared almonds...
Look in my kitchen cupboard, there's four years worth, I'm diabetic!
On the plus side I'm awaiting delivery on a fantastic gift, Archos 5. A fine choice, 250gb of music, video, internet et al. A brilliant choice of gift, considered, needed and a little flamboyant.
Well done me!
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Chocolates - again!
With a note - sorry we couldn't find any sugared almonds...
Look in my kitchen cupboard, there's four years worth, I'm diabetic!
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Muppets noooo:
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On the plus side I'm awaiting delivery on a fantastic gift, Archos 5. A fine choice, 250gb of music, video, internet et al. A brilliant choice of gift, considered, needed and a little flamboyant.
I'm thinking of getting one of those to replace my Zen. A bit extravagent though. rubschin:
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On the plus side I'm awaiting delivery on a fantastic gift, Archos 5. A fine choice, 250gb of music, video, internet et al. A brilliant choice of gift, considered, needed and a little flamboyant.
I'm thinking of getting one of those to replace my Zen. A bit extravagent though. rubschin:
Archosis, Zens? confused:
Never 'eard of either of them tbqath.
Are they some sort of gramaphone players like?
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I am glad you asked that. I haven't a clue either noooo:
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I am glad you asked that. I haven't a clue either noooo:
Modern shite. ::)
If it ain't got valves plugs 'n' points and a condensor, it is SHITE, believe me. sick2:
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I am glad you asked that. I haven't a clue either noooo:
Modern shite. ::)
If it ain't got valves plugs 'n' points and a condensor, it is SHITE, believe me. sick2:
::)
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Shrugs:
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Shrugs:
Modern shite. ::)
I've got choccy biccys that I dunk in me coffee bigger then those 'things'.
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And I've got a transistor radio cloud9:
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And I've got a transistor radio cloud9:
You've actually moved up one place on me social ladder now stating that. cloud9:
THIS is a proper reliable sound system:
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cloud9:
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That's no use, it hasn't even got a USB port.
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And I've got a transistor radio cloud9:
You've actually moved up one place on me social ladder now stating that. cloud9:
THIS is a proper reliable sound system:
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cloud9:
Is that the new model?
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That's no use, it hasn't even got a USB port.
It's got 'jack plugs' on the back control panel for plugging the reel to reel in ffs. what more could you possibly need ey, WHAT exactly? Shrugs:
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lol: You makes I larf.
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That's no use, it hasn't even got a USB port.
Quite frankly, I disappointed in you UM. noooo:
I thought you were one of the 'old school'and appreciated the better things in life from the past, when things were so much more.... rubschin:
laid back, reliable and relaxed.
I've had enough of all this modern humdrum rushin' around with the latest must have gadget hanging out me ear. ::)
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And I've got a transistor radio cloud9:
You've actually moved up one place on me social ladder now stating that. cloud9:
THIS is a proper reliable sound system:
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cloud9:
cloud9:
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Just a huge dust magnet whistle:
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Just a huge dust magnet whistle:
Wimmin ::)
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Just a huge dust magnet whistle:
Who? Growler or DS? rubschin:
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Just a huge dust magnet whistle:
Who? Growler or DS? rubschin:
Nintendo DS? rubschin:
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Just a huge dust magnet whistle:
Who? Growler or DS? rubschin:
Nintendo DS? rubschin:
No thank you.
Never liked Japanese drinks noooo:
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Just a huge dust magnet whistle:
Who? Growler or DS? rubschin:
Nintendo DS? rubschin:
No thank you.
happy001
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And I've got a transistor radio cloud9:
You've actually moved up one place on me social ladder now stating that. cloud9:
THIS is a proper reliable sound system:
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cloud9:
cloud9:
SEE! It's not just me then. Caveman my very fat arse. evil:
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Is the fold down bit the iPod dock and the blue vase to shove up your arse for being enough of a twat to own an iPod?
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I am glad you asked that. I haven't a clue either noooo:
Modern shite. ::)
If it ain't got valves plugs 'n' points and a condensor, it is SHITE, believe me. sick2:
::)
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Not sure on that there Zen, the Zen x-Fi's are meant to be good if you want to reproduce the hiss' as per growler.
The beauty of the Archos is it's an internet browser that'll connect and perform a simple task quicker than a laptop will boot, it's wireless meaning I can access anything on my or any other hard drive to steal films and music and it can play hd films just in case i'm going blind from watching those films.
Mort, I've got mine from fleabay from the good ol US, if it comes I'll message you the seller, at ?150 all told I think I'm on a winner...
{Looks round and regrets saying those words}
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All nice and ready like :thumbsup:
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I got an embroidered picture like....
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You opened it already? eeek: Shocked:
Of what?
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You opened it already? eeek: Shocked:
Of what?
Cars...
Wait, I have another pressie here.... I'll open that too...
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Socks... ::)
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Mrs Nick and the Boy gave me a sealed bag of something VERY heavy rubschin:
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Mrs Nick and the Boy gave me a sealed bag of something VERY heavy rubschin:
Lead.
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Mrs Nick and the Boy gave me a sealed bag of something VERY heavy rubschin:
A book?
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Apey is hoping someone gets me a David Moyes table lamp - looks good in the middle of the table
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Mrs Nick and the Boy gave me a sealed bag of something VERY heavy rubschin:
Coal....................
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Roy Orbison rubschin:
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Bloody hell, I just googled Roy Orbison eeek:
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Roy Orbison rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
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Mrs Nick and the Boy gave me a sealed bag of something VERY heavy rubschin:
A book?
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Apey is hoping someone gets me a David Moyes table lamp - looks good in the middle of the table
Thumbs: Thumbs:
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Mrs Nick and the Boy gave me a sealed bag of something VERY heavy rubschin:
A book?
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Apey is hoping someone gets me a David Moyes table lamp - looks good in the middle of the table
Thumbs: Thumbs:
Turned out to be 11 varieties of pickled vegetables rubschin:
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Oh noes ^
So far so good here, I have beers, twiglets and other juvenile foods and gadgetry galore.
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eeek:
No bad pressies yet Shocked:
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ANd what did Santa bring The Brat? Popcorn: Popcorn:
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Playstation 4 and various games of death and destruction noooo:
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How festive :thumbsup:
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Playstation 4 and various games of death and destruction noooo:
Are the 2 connected......... rubschin:
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Playstation 4 and various games of death and destruction noooo:
She could of had a 'very special prezzy from Baldy' , however her mother might have intercepted it. noooo:
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eeek:
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eyes:
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Mrs Nick and the Boy gave me a sealed bag of something VERY heavy rubschin:
A book?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fecx.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FI%2F51Ue2jZBxdL._BO2%2C204%2C203%2C200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click%2CTopRight%2C35%2C-76_AA278_PIkin4%2CBottomRight%2C-47%2C22_AA300_SH20_OU02_.jpg&hash=191d2c8a6d3fb85d6963885ab7b4980231159435)
Apey is hoping someone gets me a David Moyes table lamp - looks good in the middle of the table
Thumbs: Thumbs:
Turned out to be 11 varieties of pickled vegetables rubschin:
eeek:
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Apparently the handbag I picked out for Big Sis rates highly in this catergory ::)
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I didn't get any duff ones.
Bestest one was over 50 bottles of international beer. Now hidden from any guests, they can put up with booze run fare.
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Baldy had to give 2 back........ noooo:
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Baldy had to give 2 back........ noooo:
rubschin:
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Baldy had to give 2 back........ noooo:
rubschin:
Toaster...... whistle:
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Baldy had to give 2 back........ noooo:
rubschin:
Toaster...... whistle:
They were not pressies. But redface: redface:
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I didn't get any duff ones.
Bestest one was over 50 bottles of international beer. Now hidden from any guests, they can put up with booze run fare.
I should have listened to your advice......... noooo:
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I didn't get any duff ones.
Bestest one was over 50 bottles of international beer. Now hidden from any guests, they can put up with booze run fare.
I should have listened to your advice......... noooo:
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