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Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: Nick on May 20, 2009, 05:12:42 PM
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Today: mostly stiffness
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The remedy lies in your own hands. whistle:
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Today .....mostly guilt ( spent too much on retail therapy noooo: )
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Bonkers then
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No, not at all - I'm worth it - it's just a shame my bank doesn't agree evil:
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I am merely slotting your symptom into my carefully crafted and thoroughly comprehensive symptom list evil:
Plumbing in order? spider:
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Hangover...
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I am merely slotting your symptom into my carefully crafted and thoroughly comprehensive symptom list evil:
Plumbing in order? spider:
Plumbing fine ...never a problem...don't get PMT or any such symptoms angel1 ( for the non believers - that is a true statement)
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Hangover...
Cut out the collapso!
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I am merely slotting your symptom into my carefully crafted and thoroughly comprehensive symptom list evil:
Plumbing in order? spider:
Plumbing fine ...never a problem...don't get PMT or any such symptoms angel1 ( for the non believers - that is a true statement)
I diagnose char048
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Hangover...
Cut out the collapso!
It keeps me sane...
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It is not werking.
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I am merely slotting your symptom into my carefully crafted and thoroughly comprehensive symptom list evil:
Plumbing in order? spider:
Plumbing fine ...never a problem...don't get PMT or any such symptoms angel1 ( for the non believers - that is a true statement)
I diagnose char048
Honest guv it's true 8)
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It is not werking.
I know...
I will keep increasing the dose until it does... ;)
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I am merely slotting your symptom into my carefully crafted and thoroughly comprehensive symptom list evil:
Plumbing in order? spider:
Plumbing fine ...never a problem...don't get PMT or any such symptoms angel1 ( for the non believers - that is a true statement)
I diagnose char048
Honest guv it's true 8)
I have added Delusions to the Daily Poll angel1
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Not of grandeur though cry:
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Not of grandeur though cry:
Adequacy perhaps...? rubschin:
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Not of grandeur though cry:
Adequacy perhaps...? rubschin:
noooo: Prollly not sad24:
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Not of grandeur though cry:
Adequacy perhaps...? rubschin:
noooo: Prollly not sad24:
I'm sure delusions of adequacy applies to some - not you of course my dear... happy100
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I am merely slotting your symptom into my carefully crafted and thoroughly comprehensive symptom list evil:
Plumbing in order? spider:
Plumbing fine ...never a problem...don't get PMT or any such symptoms angel1 ( for the non believers - that is a true statement)
I diagnose char048
Honest guv it's true 8)
I have added Delusions to the Daily Poll angel1
I'm inclined to believe the lass. In 23 years Mrs S#2 has never displayed any signs of PMT ~ unlike her predecessor who displayed little else for 21 days out of every 28. Some wimmin just don't do PMT. Only a few mind.
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I am merely slotting your symptom into my carefully crafted and thoroughly comprehensive symptom list evil:
Plumbing in order? spider:
Plumbing fine ...never a problem...don't get PMT or any such symptoms angel1 ( for the non believers - that is a true statement)
I diagnose char048
Honest guv it's true 8)
I have added Delusions to the Daily Poll angel1
I'm inclined to believe the lass. In 23 years Mrs S#2 has never displayed any signs of PMT ~ unlike her predecessor who displayed little else for 21 days out of every 28. Some wimmin just don't do PMT. Only a few mind.
Kerrissttt! eeek:
That isn't PMT that's Marks & Spencer PMT! scared2:
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I'm inclined to believe the lass. In 23 years Mrs S#2 has never displayed any signs of PMT ~ unlike her predecessor who displayed little else for 21 days out of every 28. Some wimmin just don't do PMT. Only a few mind.
Thank you !!
I genuinely don't ... happy088
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Allegedly
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Hey ...how come I have been smoted 3 times today evil:
I see this is an attempt to bring about irrational emotions and anger but it won't work - take them all - I don't care rubschin:
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Hey ...how come I have been smoted 3 times today evil:
I see this is an attempt to bring about irrational emotions and anger but it won't work - take them all - I don't care rubschin:
I've smoted Nick back for you... ;)
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But but but cry:
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I am merely slotting your symptom into my carefully crafted and thoroughly comprehensive symptom list evil:
Plumbing in order? spider:
Plumbing fine ...never a problem...don't get PMT or any such symptoms angel1 ( for the non believers - that is a true statement)
I diagnose char048
Honest guv it's true 8)
I have added Delusions to the Daily Poll angel1
I'm inclined to believe the lass. In 23 years Mrs S#2 has never displayed any signs of PMT ~ unlike her predecessor who displayed little else for 21 days out of every 28. Some wimmin just don't do PMT. Only a few mind.
Kerrissttt! eeek:
That isn't PMT that's Marks & Spencer PMT! scared2:
The real kicker was that our daughter commenced the "monthlies" at the age of 10 and by the time she was 11 was in perfect sync with her mother (they tell me that female chimps also follow the cycle set by the dominant female in the troop). They were both sheer hell for three weeks out of every four. Only from day three of the period until three or four days after it ended were they reasonable and calm. Son and I just learned to let them fight whilst we went fishing a lot. whistle:
Haven't seen the ex wife for some years now but the daughter is still the same.
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Apparently nuns do that too. Cept with them they have no men around to inflict suffering on
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But but but cry:
You smoted me back didn't you? evil:
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My points are being depleted daily......am I being powered down ready for the scrap heap sad24:
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My points are being depleted daily......am I being powered down ready for the scrap heap sad24:
Mine too... however, I've just given you the clap like... whistle:
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My points are being depleted daily......am I being powered down ready for the scrap heap sad24:
Mine too... however, I've just given you the clap like... whistle:
I didn't feel anything whistle:
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My points are being depleted daily......am I being powered down ready for the scrap heap sad24:
Mine too... however, I've just given you the clap like... whistle:
I didn't feel anything whistle:
Neither did I! evil:
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Did you feel that one eyes:
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Did you feel that one eyes:
Ah... that feels better... happy088