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Title: Symptom du Jour and expert diagnosis
Post by: Nick on May 20, 2009, 05:12:42 PM
Today: mostly stiffness
Title: Re: Symptom du Jour
Post by: Snoopy on May 20, 2009, 05:21:30 PM
The remedy lies in your own hands.  whistle:
Title: Re: Symptom du Jour
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 20, 2009, 05:27:04 PM
Today .....mostly guilt ( spent too much on retail therapy  noooo: )
Title: Re: Symptom du Jour
Post by: Nick on May 20, 2009, 05:27:44 PM
Bonkers then
Title: Re: Symptom du Jour
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 20, 2009, 05:29:27 PM
No, not at all  - I'm worth it  - it's just a shame my bank doesn't agree  evil:
Title: Re: Symptom du Jour
Post by: Nick on May 20, 2009, 05:34:08 PM
I am merely slotting your symptom into my carefully crafted and thoroughly comprehensive symptom list  evil:

Plumbing in order?  spider:
Title: Re: Symptom du Jour and expert diagnosis
Post by: Barman on May 20, 2009, 06:13:33 PM
Hangover...
Title: Re: Symptom du Jour
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 20, 2009, 06:17:38 PM
I am merely slotting your symptom into my carefully crafted and thoroughly comprehensive symptom list  evil:

Plumbing in order?  spider:

Plumbing fine ...never a problem...don't get PMT  or any such symptoms  angel1 ( for the non believers - that is a true statement)
Title: Re: Symptom du Jour and expert diagnosis
Post by: Nick on May 20, 2009, 06:20:09 PM
Hangover...

Cut out the collapso!
Title: Re: Symptom du Jour
Post by: Nick on May 20, 2009, 06:20:58 PM
I am merely slotting your symptom into my carefully crafted and thoroughly comprehensive symptom list  evil:

Plumbing in order?  spider:

Plumbing fine ...never a problem...don't get PMT  or any such symptoms  angel1 ( for the non believers - that is a true statement)

I diagnose  char048
Title: Re: Symptom du Jour and expert diagnosis
Post by: Barman on May 20, 2009, 06:21:15 PM
Hangover...

Cut out the collapso!
It keeps me sane...
Title: Re: Symptom du Jour and expert diagnosis
Post by: Nick on May 20, 2009, 06:22:38 PM
It is not werking.
Title: Re: Symptom du Jour
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 20, 2009, 06:23:17 PM
I am merely slotting your symptom into my carefully crafted and thoroughly comprehensive symptom list  evil:

Plumbing in order?  spider:

Plumbing fine ...never a problem...don't get PMT  or any such symptoms  angel1 ( for the non believers - that is a true statement)

I diagnose  char048

Honest guv it's true  8)
Title: Re: Symptom du Jour and expert diagnosis
Post by: Barman on May 20, 2009, 06:23:50 PM
It is not werking.
I know...

I will keep increasing the dose until it does...  ;)
Title: Re: Symptom du Jour
Post by: Nick on May 20, 2009, 06:24:26 PM
I am merely slotting your symptom into my carefully crafted and thoroughly comprehensive symptom list  evil:

Plumbing in order?  spider:

Plumbing fine ...never a problem...don't get PMT  or any such symptoms  angel1 ( for the non believers - that is a true statement)

I diagnose  char048

Honest guv it's true  8)

I have added Delusions to the Daily Poll  angel1
Title: Re: Symptom du Jour and expert diagnosis
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 20, 2009, 06:25:51 PM
Not of grandeur though  cry:
Title: Re: Symptom du Jour and expert diagnosis
Post by: Barman on May 20, 2009, 06:35:39 PM
Not of grandeur though  cry:
Adequacy perhaps...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Symptom du Jour and expert diagnosis
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 20, 2009, 06:37:03 PM
Not of grandeur though  cry:
Adequacy perhaps...?  rubschin:

  noooo: Prollly not  sad24:

Title: Re: Symptom du Jour and expert diagnosis
Post by: Barman on May 20, 2009, 06:38:05 PM
Not of grandeur though  cry:
Adequacy perhaps...?  rubschin:

  noooo: Prollly not  sad24:


I'm sure delusions of adequacy applies to some - not you of course my dear...  happy100
Title: Re: Symptom du Jour
Post by: Snoopy on May 20, 2009, 06:56:16 PM
I am merely slotting your symptom into my carefully crafted and thoroughly comprehensive symptom list  evil:

Plumbing in order?  spider:

Plumbing fine ...never a problem...don't get PMT  or any such symptoms  angel1 ( for the non believers - that is a true statement)

I diagnose  char048

Honest guv it's true  8)

I have added Delusions to the Daily Poll  angel1


I'm inclined to believe the lass. In 23 years Mrs S#2 has never displayed any signs of PMT ~ unlike her predecessor who displayed little else for 21 days out of every 28. Some wimmin just don't do PMT. Only a few mind.
Title: Re: Symptom du Jour
Post by: Barman on May 20, 2009, 06:58:24 PM
I am merely slotting your symptom into my carefully crafted and thoroughly comprehensive symptom list  evil:

Plumbing in order?  spider:

Plumbing fine ...never a problem...don't get PMT  or any such symptoms  angel1 ( for the non believers - that is a true statement)

I diagnose  char048

Honest guv it's true  8)

I have added Delusions to the Daily Poll  angel1


I'm inclined to believe the lass. In 23 years Mrs S#2 has never displayed any signs of PMT ~ unlike her predecessor who displayed little else for 21 days out of every 28. Some wimmin just don't do PMT. Only a few mind.
Kerrissttt!  eeek:

That isn't PMT that's Marks & Spencer PMT!  scared2:
Title: Re: Symptom du Jour
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 20, 2009, 07:00:33 PM
I'm inclined to believe the lass. In 23 years Mrs S#2 has never displayed any signs of PMT ~ unlike her predecessor who displayed little else for 21 days out of every 28. Some wimmin just don't do PMT. Only a few mind.

Thank you !!

I genuinely don't ... happy088

Title: Re: Symptom du Jour and expert diagnosis
Post by: Nick on May 20, 2009, 07:06:22 PM
Allegedly
Title: Re: Symptom du Jour and expert diagnosis
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 20, 2009, 07:10:37 PM
Hey ...how come I have been smoted 3 times today  evil:

I see this is an attempt to bring about irrational emotions and anger but it won't work  - take them all - I don't care   rubschin:

Title: Re: Symptom du Jour and expert diagnosis
Post by: Barman on May 20, 2009, 07:12:14 PM
Hey ...how come I have been smoted 3 times today  evil:

I see this is an attempt to bring about irrational emotions and anger but it won't work  - take them all - I don't care   rubschin:


I've smoted Nick back for you...  ;)
Title: Re: Symptom du Jour and expert diagnosis
Post by: Nick on May 20, 2009, 07:13:02 PM
But    but   but    cry:
Title: Re: Symptom du Jour
Post by: Snoopy on May 20, 2009, 07:26:06 PM
I am merely slotting your symptom into my carefully crafted and thoroughly comprehensive symptom list  evil:

Plumbing in order?  spider:

Plumbing fine ...never a problem...don't get PMT  or any such symptoms  angel1 ( for the non believers - that is a true statement)

I diagnose  char048

Honest guv it's true  8)

I have added Delusions to the Daily Poll  angel1


I'm inclined to believe the lass. In 23 years Mrs S#2 has never displayed any signs of PMT ~ unlike her predecessor who displayed little else for 21 days out of every 28. Some wimmin just don't do PMT. Only a few mind.
Kerrissttt!  eeek:

That isn't PMT that's Marks & Spencer PMT!  scared2:

The real kicker was that our daughter commenced the "monthlies" at the age of 10 and by the time she was 11 was in perfect sync with her mother (they tell me that female chimps also follow the cycle set by the dominant female in the troop). They were both sheer hell for three weeks out of every four. Only from day three of the period until three or four days after it ended were they reasonable and calm.  Son and I just learned to let them fight whilst we went fishing a lot.  whistle:

Haven't seen the ex wife for some years now but the daughter is still the same.
Title: Re: Symptom du Jour and expert diagnosis
Post by: Nick on May 20, 2009, 07:27:25 PM
Apparently nuns do that too. Cept with them they have no men around to inflict suffering on
Title: Re: Symptom du Jour and expert diagnosis
Post by: Barman on May 20, 2009, 09:12:36 PM
But    but   but    cry:
You smoted me back didn't you?  evil:
Title: Re: Symptom du Jour and expert diagnosis
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 21, 2009, 08:14:11 AM
My points are being depleted daily......am I being powered down ready for the scrap heap  sad24:
Title: Re: Symptom du Jour and expert diagnosis
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2009, 08:16:16 AM
My points are being depleted daily......am I being powered down ready for the scrap heap  sad24:
Mine too... however, I've just given you the clap like...  whistle:
Title: Re: Symptom du Jour and expert diagnosis
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 21, 2009, 08:19:10 AM
My points are being depleted daily......am I being powered down ready for the scrap heap  sad24:
Mine too... however, I've just given you the clap like...  whistle:

I didn't feel anything  whistle:

Title: Re: Symptom du Jour and expert diagnosis
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2009, 08:21:55 AM
My points are being depleted daily......am I being powered down ready for the scrap heap  sad24:
Mine too... however, I've just given you the clap like...  whistle:

I didn't feel anything  whistle:


Neither did I! evil:
Title: Re: Symptom du Jour and expert diagnosis
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 21, 2009, 08:23:27 AM
Did you feel that one  eyes:
Title: Re: Symptom du Jour and expert diagnosis
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2009, 08:28:11 AM
Did you feel that one  eyes:
Ah... that feels better...  happy088