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Title: Man Flu - it's real !!!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 13, 2009, 04:38:37 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1180875/Man-flu-myth-Female-hormones-women-stronger-immune-systems.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1180875/Man-flu-myth-Female-hormones-women-stronger-immune-systems.html)

So some men have sponsored some research conducted by men to prove a theory that men suffer more than women when they are ill  evil:

They have then used a charm offensive to say it is because women have stronger immune systems  noooo:

 Researchers found that women have a more powerful immune system than men thanks to their hormones. The study showed that the female sex hormone oestrogen boosts the immune system's first line of attack against bacteria and other invaders.The finding raises the possibility of using oestrogen-based drugs to shore up the male body's defences.

Forget Lemsip guys ...you will have oestrogen in future ....and will feel so much better  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Man Flu - it's real !!!
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 13, 2009, 04:40:21 PM
So you want to pump us full of oestrogen? Have you really considered ramifications Miss D. The hormonal imbalance is one of the reasons why men are terrified of women with PMT....  scared2:
Title: Re: Man Flu - it's real !!!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 13, 2009, 04:42:30 PM
Terrified is such a strong word GM - I prefer intrigued  happy001
Title: Re: Man Flu - it's real !!!
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 13, 2009, 04:46:03 PM
I was the only bloke living in a dorm full of women in nurses accomodation during my student days. Having experienced mass simultaneous PMT I can't think of a word other than terrified that is a better description.  noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu - it's real !!!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 13, 2009, 04:47:12 PM
Bet you didn't move out in a hurry though did you  whistle:
Title: Re: Man Flu - it's real !!!
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2009, 07:16:53 PM
Our local nurses' home used to have some good parties  eyes:
Title: Re: Man Flu - it's real !!!
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2009, 07:25:55 PM
Our local nurses' home used to have some good parties  eyes:
I bet they played games like this one!  point:

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Title: Re: Man Flu - it's real !!!
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2009, 09:00:30 AM
 whacky115
Title: Re: Man Flu - it's real !!!
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 14, 2009, 09:42:18 AM
Bet you didn't move out in a hurry though did you  whistle:

No, the view and entertainment was worth a couple of days a month behinf a barricaded door for safety.

Our local nurses' home used to have some good parties  eyes:

The parties were great fun, especially the one where soeone found the hospital booze store cash and carry card.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Man Flu - it's real !!!
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2009, 10:22:18 AM
At one nurses party my mate got off with a gerl who had two broken legs!!
Title: Re: Man Flu - it's real !!!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2009, 10:42:57 AM
But I guess her mouth was still working  noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu - it's real !!!
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 14, 2009, 10:45:20 AM
But I guess her mouth was still working  noooo:
The female mouth only stops moving some hours after death I've heard.
Title: Re: Man Flu - it's real !!!
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2009, 10:51:26 AM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Man Flu - it's real !!!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2009, 10:56:50 AM
But I guess her mouth was still working  noooo:
The female mouth only stops moving some hours after death I've heard.

Have you defended many necrophiliacs  rubschin:
Title: Re: Man Flu - it's real !!!
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 14, 2009, 11:01:35 AM
But I guess her mouth was still working  noooo:
The female mouth only stops moving some hours after death I've heard.

Have you defended many necrophiliacs  rubschin:


Darwin: M'lud, my client was merely attempting the Heimlich maneouver in an attempt to save her life. It was just an unfortunate coincidence that his fly was unzipped at the time.

 whistle:
Title: Re: Man Flu - it's real !!!
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 14, 2009, 11:54:37 AM
But I guess her mouth was still working  noooo:
The female mouth only stops moving some hours after death I've heard.

Have you defended many necrophiliacs  rubschin:

Not successfully.  noooo: