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Title: What's inside you ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 15, 2009, 09:00:11 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/5152953/Surgeons-find-fir-tree-growing-inside-patients-lung.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/5152953/Surgeons-find-fir-tree-growing-inside-patients-lung.html)

Russian surgeons have claimed to have found a two-inch fir tree growing inside a man's lung.
Medical staff said that Mr Sidorkin must have inhaled a seed, which later sprouted into a small fir tree inside his lung.

I wonder if it was decorated with baubles  rubschin:
Is that what they mean when they say your arteries are furred up  rubschin:


Title: Re: What's inside you ?
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 15, 2009, 09:18:55 PM
It was the fairy on top that killed him.
Title: Re: What's inside you ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 15, 2009, 09:21:59 PM
 lol:
Title: Re: What's inside you ?
Post by: Barman on April 16, 2009, 05:19:48 AM
No, I hear it was the surgeon plugging-in the lights that killed him....  noooo:
Title: Re: What's inside you ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 16, 2009, 07:47:59 AM
He's not dead  noooo:

He was having a Treemour removed  redface:
Title: Re: What's inside you ?
Post by: Barman on April 16, 2009, 07:55:04 AM
He's not dead  noooo:

He was having a Treemour removed  redface:
drumroll:  lol: lol: lol:

Well, that must be a releaf then...  whistle:
Title: Re: What's inside you ?
Post by: Snoopy on April 18, 2009, 04:46:42 PM
He'll pine for it now it's gone
Title: Re: What's inside you ?
Post by: Barman on April 18, 2009, 04:53:17 PM
He'll pine for it now it's gone
No.  noooo:

I think you're barking up the wrong tree there....
Title: Re: What's inside you ?
Post by: Snoopy on April 18, 2009, 05:02:26 PM
Bet he's got the needle over the whole thing.
Title: Re: What's inside you ?
Post by: Barman on April 18, 2009, 05:57:25 PM
Bet he's got the needle over the whole thing.
It will have sapped his strength for sure...
Title: Re: What's inside you ?
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 18, 2009, 08:38:49 PM
I am getting sick of more jokes aboout this poor twig-breather.   noooo:
Title: Re: What's inside you ?
Post by: Barman on April 19, 2009, 06:29:27 AM
Well, I'm sorry... but I won't be satisfied until we've had a root and branch investigation into the whole thing...  noooo:
Title: Re: What's inside you ?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 20, 2009, 08:52:39 AM
To be fir it has only just come to light.
Title: Re: What's inside you ?
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 20, 2009, 09:16:31 AM
To be fir it has only just come to light.

Are you kindling a romance and pining for this Russian chap?

What a match that would be.
Title: Re: What's inside you ?
Post by: Barman on April 20, 2009, 12:49:04 PM
To be fir it has only just come to light.

Are you kindling a romance and pining for this Russian chap?

What a match that would be.
Sowing the seeds of love like...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: What's inside you ?
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 20, 2009, 02:29:06 PM
To be fir it has only just come to light.

Are you kindling a romance and pining for this Russian chap?

What a match that would be.
Sowing the seeds of love like...?  rubschin:
Sticky buds and chestnuts like a horse.
Title: Re: What's inside you ?
Post by: Snoopy on April 20, 2009, 02:54:24 PM
I hear tell he's called it Douglas
Title: Re: What's inside you ?
Post by: Barman on April 20, 2009, 04:16:32 PM
Douglas the lonesome pine...?
Title: Re: What's inside you ?
Post by: Snoopy on April 20, 2009, 04:44:33 PM
On a hillside in Virginia
Stands a lonesome pine  whistle:
















The earworm to end all earworms  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: What's inside you ?
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 20, 2009, 05:12:04 PM
Oh well if none of you buggers is going to do it.

I didnt want to be a surgeon, I...I....I ...always.....wanted to be.......a LUMBERJACK. Leaping from tree to tryy as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia. The giant Larch, the redwood, the mighty scot's pine. With my best girl by my side, we'd sing.....sing...sing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clPYfaTvHT0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clPYfaTvHT0)

 whistle:

Title: Re: What's inside you ?
Post by: Barman on April 20, 2009, 05:14:26 PM
 :lalalala
Title: Re: What's inside you ?
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 20, 2009, 05:44:50 PM
Oh well if none of you buggers is going to do it.

I didnt want to be a surgeon, I...I....I ...always.....wanted to be.......a LUMBERJACK. Leaping from tree to tryy as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia. The giant Larch, the redwood, the mighty scot's pine. With my best girl by my side, we'd sing.....sing...sing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clPYfaTvHT0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clPYfaTvHT0)

 whistle:



 noooo:
I knew there was going to be some bloke in here who liked to dress in womens clothes and hang around in bars, but I never imagined it would be you.
Title: Re: What's inside you ?
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 21, 2009, 12:10:48 AM
Only for Rocky Horror Picture Show parties Darwin whistle:
Title: Re: What's inside you ?
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 21, 2009, 08:13:06 AM
Only for Rocky Horror Picture Show parties Darwin whistle:
Yes, of course.







 char048
Title: Re: What's inside you ?
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2009, 04:28:53 PM
Only for Rocky Horror Picture Show parties Darwin whistle:
Of course... are you an actor too...  whistle:
Title: Re: What's inside you ?
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 22, 2009, 09:10:22 AM
Hardly BM, the closest I came to that was being a stage hand when I was in college as the lass I was seeing at the time was in the production.


At the time I never had the heart to tell her when she sang she had a voice that would would terrify dogs. Besides, I didn't have a death wish. noooo:
Title: Re: What's inside you ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 22, 2009, 12:57:29 PM
Only for Rocky Horror Picture Show parties Darwin whistle:

Was that for when the Sound of Music sing a long's were fully booked  whistle:
Title: Re: What's inside you ?
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 22, 2009, 04:35:36 PM
Only for Rocky Horror Picture Show parties Darwin whistle:

Was that for when the Sound of Music sing a long's were fully booked  whistle:

Shouldn't that be "sings along"?

Or in Slough, "Singhs along"?
Title: Re: What's inside you ?
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 23, 2009, 09:15:14 AM
Only for Rocky Horror Picture Show parties Darwin whistle:

Was that for when the Sound of Music sing a long's were fully booked  whistle:

Please Don't mention the Sound of Music Miss D.  eeek:  That was one of the musicals I had to endure being a stage hand for when she was butchering songs in front of an audience performing.   noooo:
Title: Re: What's inside you ?
Post by: Snoopy on April 23, 2009, 01:50:13 PM
Only for Rocky Horror Picture Show parties Darwin whistle:

Was that for when the Sound of Music sing a long's were fully booked  whistle:

Please Don't mention the Sound of Music Miss D.  eeek:  That was one of the musicals I had to endure being a stage hand for when she was butchering songs in front of an audience performing.   noooo:

Bet you got her to dress up as a nun when you shagged her afterwards  point:

















(BM and I would have   redface:)
Title: Re: What's inside you ?
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2009, 02:14:42 PM
Only for Rocky Horror Picture Show parties Darwin whistle:

Was that for when the Sound of Music sing a long's were fully booked  whistle:

Please Don't mention the Sound of Music Miss D.  eeek:  That was one of the musicals I had to endure being a stage hand for when she was butchering songs in front of an audience performing.   noooo:

Bet you got her to dress up as a nun when you shagged her afterwards  point:

















(BM and I would have   redface:)
redface:
Title: Re: What's inside you ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 23, 2009, 02:25:02 PM
 eeek:

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Title: Re: What's inside you ?
Post by: Snoopy on April 23, 2009, 02:26:00 PM
 happy001

Score one for Miss D!
Title: Re: What's inside you ?
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2009, 02:28:53 PM
eeek:

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And where is mine then...?  sad24:
Title: Re: What's inside you ?
Post by: Snoopy on April 23, 2009, 02:32:36 PM
eeek:

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And where is mine then...?  sad24:

Sloppy seconds for you it seems.  whistle:
Title: Re: What's inside you ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 23, 2009, 02:32:46 PM
Greedy greedy

ok just for you

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Title: Re: What's inside you ?
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2009, 02:33:35 PM
 sad24:
Title: Re: What's inside you ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 23, 2009, 02:35:40 PM
ok - to be fair to both of you

have a nice night lads  eyes:

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Title: Re: What's inside you ?
Post by: Snoopy on April 23, 2009, 02:38:33 PM
Don't fancy yours much mate ~ looks a right bitch to me.