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Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on April 15, 2009, 09:00:11 PM
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/5152953/Surgeons-find-fir-tree-growing-inside-patients-lung.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/5152953/Surgeons-find-fir-tree-growing-inside-patients-lung.html)
Russian surgeons have claimed to have found a two-inch fir tree growing inside a man's lung.
Medical staff said that Mr Sidorkin must have inhaled a seed, which later sprouted into a small fir tree inside his lung.
I wonder if it was decorated with baubles rubschin:
Is that what they mean when they say your arteries are furred up rubschin:
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It was the fairy on top that killed him.
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lol:
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No, I hear it was the surgeon plugging-in the lights that killed him.... noooo:
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He's not dead noooo:
He was having a Treemour removed redface:
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He's not dead noooo:
He was having a Treemour removed redface:
drumroll: lol: lol: lol:
Well, that must be a releaf then... whistle:
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He'll pine for it now it's gone
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He'll pine for it now it's gone
No. noooo:
I think you're barking up the wrong tree there....
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Bet he's got the needle over the whole thing.
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Bet he's got the needle over the whole thing.
It will have sapped his strength for sure...
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I am getting sick of more jokes aboout this poor twig-breather. noooo:
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Well, I'm sorry... but I won't be satisfied until we've had a root and branch investigation into the whole thing... noooo:
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To be fir it has only just come to light.
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To be fir it has only just come to light.
Are you kindling a romance and pining for this Russian chap?
What a match that would be.
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To be fir it has only just come to light.
Are you kindling a romance and pining for this Russian chap?
What a match that would be.
Sowing the seeds of love like...? rubschin:
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To be fir it has only just come to light.
Are you kindling a romance and pining for this Russian chap?
What a match that would be.
Sowing the seeds of love like...? rubschin:
Sticky buds and chestnuts like a horse.
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I hear tell he's called it Douglas
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Douglas the lonesome pine...?
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On a hillside in Virginia
Stands a lonesome pine whistle:
The earworm to end all earworms eveilgrin:
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Oh well if none of you buggers is going to do it.
I didnt want to be a surgeon, I...I....I ...always.....wanted to be.......a LUMBERJACK. Leaping from tree to tryy as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia. The giant Larch, the redwood, the mighty scot's pine. With my best girl by my side, we'd sing.....sing...sing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clPYfaTvHT0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clPYfaTvHT0)
whistle:
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:lalalala
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Oh well if none of you buggers is going to do it.
I didnt want to be a surgeon, I...I....I ...always.....wanted to be.......a LUMBERJACK. Leaping from tree to tryy as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia. The giant Larch, the redwood, the mighty scot's pine. With my best girl by my side, we'd sing.....sing...sing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clPYfaTvHT0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clPYfaTvHT0)
whistle:
noooo:
I knew there was going to be some bloke in here who liked to dress in womens clothes and hang around in bars, but I never imagined it would be you.
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Only for Rocky Horror Picture Show parties Darwin whistle:
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Only for Rocky Horror Picture Show parties Darwin whistle:
Yes, of course.
char048
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Only for Rocky Horror Picture Show parties Darwin whistle:
Of course... are you an actor too... whistle:
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Hardly BM, the closest I came to that was being a stage hand when I was in college as the lass I was seeing at the time was in the production.
At the time I never had the heart to tell her when she sang she had a voice that would would terrify dogs. Besides, I didn't have a death wish. noooo:
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Only for Rocky Horror Picture Show parties Darwin whistle:
Was that for when the Sound of Music sing a long's were fully booked whistle:
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Only for Rocky Horror Picture Show parties Darwin whistle:
Was that for when the Sound of Music sing a long's were fully booked whistle:
Shouldn't that be "sings along"?
Or in Slough, "Singhs along"?
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Only for Rocky Horror Picture Show parties Darwin whistle:
Was that for when the Sound of Music sing a long's were fully booked whistle:
Please Don't mention the Sound of Music Miss D. eeek: That was one of the musicals I had to endure being a stage hand for when she was butchering songs in front of an audience performing. noooo:
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Only for Rocky Horror Picture Show parties Darwin whistle:
Was that for when the Sound of Music sing a long's were fully booked whistle:
Please Don't mention the Sound of Music Miss D. eeek: That was one of the musicals I had to endure being a stage hand for when she was butchering songs in front of an audience performing. noooo:
Bet you got her to dress up as a nun when you shagged her afterwards point:
(BM and I would have redface:)
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Only for Rocky Horror Picture Show parties Darwin whistle:
Was that for when the Sound of Music sing a long's were fully booked whistle:
Please Don't mention the Sound of Music Miss D. eeek: That was one of the musicals I had to endure being a stage hand for when she was butchering songs in front of an audience performing. noooo:
Bet you got her to dress up as a nun when you shagged her afterwards point:
(BM and I would have redface:)
redface:
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eeek:
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happy001
Score one for Miss D!
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eeek:
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And where is mine then...? sad24:
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eeek:
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And where is mine then...? sad24:
Sloppy seconds for you it seems. whistle:
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Greedy greedy
ok just for you
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sad24:
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ok - to be fair to both of you
have a nice night lads eyes:
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Don't fancy yours much mate ~ looks a right bitch to me.