The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Barman on January 30, 2009, 11:44:44 AM
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... coming to visit
me us in Cyprus this year? cloud9:
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The Archbishop of Canterbury?
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Miss D
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Miss D
doh:
evil:
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Now how did I guess? rubschin:
Beware, she has a proto THW in tow point:
Photos required. Is she bringing a bikini?
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Now how did I guess? rubschin:
Beware, she has a proto THW in tow point:
Photos required. Is she bringing a bikini?
No... she will be alone.... eyes:
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And the bikini?
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And the bikini?
No need... we have a secluded garden... whistle:
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eyes:
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Are we sure this thread will not offend anyone?
If I were to be visiting I think I might be p*ssed at such speculation.
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Long pause while BM considers his
bollocks options
If I visited I could post an entertaining blog with snaps
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPqM1eCS.jpg&hash=d01f3f671d363bea4e2d65bb5fa17e8acb5172d9) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=PqM1eCS)
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Are we sure this thread will not offend anyone?
If I were to be visiting I think I might be p*ssed at such speculation.
eeek:
I'm not offended... rubschin:
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Are we sure this thread will not offend anyone?
If I were to be visiting I think I might be p*ssed at such speculation.
eeek:
I'm not offended... rubschin:
But you are not the lady who is being discussed.
Oh Please yourselves! ::)
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Are we sure this thread will not offend anyone?
If I were to be visiting I think I might be p*ssed at such speculation.
eeek:
I'm not offended... rubschin:
But you are not the lady who is being discussed.
Oh Please yourselves! ::)
Calm yourself hound... I cleared publication with Miss D yesterday...
I'm sure she is more than capable of taking the axe to Nick and myself if we transgress the bounds of decency... ;)
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if we transgress the bounds of decency.
IF?
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if we transgress the bounds of decency.
IF?
Well yes... it was somewhat inevitable wasn't it... redface:
Which is why I asked her permission first... cloud9:
I'm a gentleman see...? whistle:
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So what nice
surprises plans do you have. Goat wrestling? Off road driving trips?
Cinema nights happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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LL will be in attendence so I imagine much wine drinking and shopping will take place! It is more than possible that BM will never see her never mind get her in his cinema!
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So what nice surprises plans do you have. Goat wrestling? Off road driving trips?
Cinema nights happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
She will be required to write a full report on: -
My wonderful hair
The vast cinema
My amazing decorating
The lack of goats in the pool
Etc.
whistle:
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I am sure she is always truthful angel1
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So what nice surprises plans do you have. Goat wrestling? Off road driving trips?
Cinema nights happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
She will be required to write a full report on: -
My wonderful hair
The vast cinema
My amazing decorating
The lack of goats in the pool
Etc.
whistle:
Amazing the lies some people will tell for a holiday! whistle:
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So what nice surprises plans do you have. Goat wrestling? Off road driving trips?
Cinema nights happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
She will be required to write a full report on: -
My wonderful hair
The vast cinema
My amazing decorating
The lack of goats in the pool
Etc.
whistle:
Amazing the lies some people will tell for a holiday! whistle:
Not to mention on a holiday.
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I am sure she is always truthful angel1
Indeed... expect a full written report on her return... whistle:
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She seems to have gone missing today? rubschin:
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She seems to have gone missing today? rubschin:
Prolly making false bottoms in suitcases so she can be my Blu-Ray disc mule... cloud9:
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Will she be able to smuggle a projector past LL though rubschin:
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Will she be able to smuggle a projector past LL though rubschin:
I'm sure she could... it is smuggling the cash past LL to buy it that is presenting the problem... evil:
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I must say Miss D is very brave to risk the land of goats and patios. scared2:
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Maybe she likes figs shrugs:
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Maybe she likes figs shrugs:
Too early for figs... noooo:
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She could help with your painting. TO earn her keep like
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She could help with your painting. TO earn her keep like
Painting will all be finished... and the shower... whistle:
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Other chores then.
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Is the date fixed for this visit then?
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Form a queue ::)
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Wot?
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Is the date fixed for this visit then?
Yes... tickets booked and everything... cloud9:
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It sounded like Mort was hoping for an invite. Well, if he ever finds himself on the Wirral...........
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It sounded like Mort was hoping for an invite. Well, if he ever finds himself on the Wirral...........
Mort would be welcome too... whistle:
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But they'd have to share. He wouldn't like that noooo:
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But they'd have to share. He wouldn't like that noooo:
doh:
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Thanks but I wasn't looking for an invite.
I went to Cyprus on my honeymoon. The weather was cold, gloomy and wet. I lost my wedding ring in the sea.
nuff said?
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happy100
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I lost my wedding ring in the sea.
noooo: The ocean and rings just don't go together.
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She seems to have gone missing today? rubschin:
Prolly making false bottoms in suitcases so she can be my syrup mule... cloud9:
Corrected for you 8)
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Thanks but I wasn't looking for an invite.
I went to Cyprus on my honeymoon. The weather was cold, gloomy and wet. I lost my wedding ring in the sea.
nuff said?
So did I. Ayia Napa. Shithole then, so heaven knows what it's like now, 25 years later. eeek:
Most scorchio though, and a trip up to the Troodos mountains was a pleasant and cool relief. Most beautiful. cloud9:
Thinking about going back there, possibly this year even. 8)
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Blimey you're away for a day like lol: lol: lol:
I am very much looking forward to my stay with BM and LL cloud9:
I have seen my itinary and apart from reinstalling a shower unit, serving popcorn and ice cream in the cinema, babysitting the goats, serving in the bar and repainting the whole place with a roller not a pod - it should be a very enjoyable trip noooo:
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Blimey you're away for a day like lol: lol: lol:
I am very much looking forward to my stay with BM and LL cloud9:
I have seen my itinary and apart from reinstalling a shower unit, serving popcorn and ice cream in the cinema, babysitting the goats, serving in the bar and repainting the whole place with a roller not a pod - it should be a very enjoyable trip noooo:
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Sorry boss ....
2 sugars was it cool14:
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Sorry boss ....
2 sugars was it cool14:
No sugar... I'm sweet enough, etc. whistle:
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Could be a long trip...... ::)
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Could be a long trip...... ::)
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Use of cruet 10p extra. whistle:
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Use of cruet 10p extra. whistle:
Did that actually use to happen? I remember Les Dawson cloud9: using it in a routine, but it was sixpence then
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Oh yes, it most certainly did. Inflation accounts for the price difference.
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We charge in Euros here of course... whistle:
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She will be required to write a full report on: -
My wonderful hair
The vast cinema
My amazing decorating
The lack of goats in the pool
Etc.
I can just see the excerpts now...
"BM does have wonderful hair, unfortunately he hadn't realised the wig was back to front when he superglued it so he now looks like Cousin It"
"BM showed me his cinema and it is huge. It just seems strange that it was 10 minutes drive from his house & he had to pay at the door. Maybe its a piggy bank"
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I have been promised there will be no censorship on my report - although apparently there are some legal documents on the way to me in the post that I just need to sign and return. whacky115
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I have been promised there will be no censorship on my report - although apparently there are some legal documents on the way to me in the post that I just need to sign and return. whacky115
Should have seen the contract I was required to sign and that was just for a couple of hours in the pub! For a stay Chez BM it is likely to rival a roll of andrex for length!!!
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I have been promised there will be no censorship on my report - although apparently there are some legal documents on the way to me in the post that I just need to sign and return. whacky115
Should have seen the contract I was required to sign and that was just for a couple of hours in the pub! For a stay Chez BM it is likely to rival a roll of andrex for length!!!
And all those terms and conditions are still binding young lady! eveilgrin:
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Of course they are Silver Fox of the luscious locks! scared2:
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Of course they are Silver Fox of the luscious locks! scared2:
Well done... cloud9:
'In perpetuity' remember... (although to be fair that was in very, very tiny print). whistle:
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Actually, when I say 'small print' it was twenty five point Helvetica but with Wenchy's eyes the effect was the same... happy001
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There is nothing wrong with my eyes!!!!
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There is nothing wrong with my eyes!!!!
whistle:
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I have been promised there will be no censorship on my report - although apparently there are some legal documents on the way to me in the post that I just need to sign and return. whacky115
Should have seen the contract I was required to sign and that was just for a couple of hours in the pub! For a stay Chez BM it is likely to rival a roll of andrex for length!!!
Wenchy - did you manage to find a get out clause so you can spill the beans before May like eeek:
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I 'spect it read 'In perpetuity or part thereof' whistle:
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I 'spect it read 'In perpetuity or part thereof' whistle:
lol:
No problems with you eyes then!
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;)
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I 'spect it read 'In perpetuity or part thereof' whistle:
drumroll:
'In perpetuity or until Hell freezes over, whichever is the sooner'
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I 'spect it read 'In perpetuity or part thereof' whistle:
drumroll:
'In perpetuity or until Hell freezes over, whichever is the sooner'
'In perpetuity or until Hell freezes over or until the cake/train shop is proven, whichever is the sooner'
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I 'spect it read 'In perpetuity or part thereof' whistle:
drumroll:
'In perpetuity or until Hell freezes over, whichever is the sooner'
'In perpetuity or until Hell freezes over or until the cake/train shop is proven, whichever is the sooner'
I must get over to AINSDALE with my camera then eveilgrin:
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I 'spect it read 'In perpetuity or part thereof' whistle:
drumroll:
'In perpetuity or until Hell freezes over, whichever is the sooner'
'In perpetuity or until Hell freezes over or until the cake/train shop is proven, whichever is the sooner'
I must get over to AINSDALE with my camera then eveilgrin:
Mind you don't slip on the ice... point:
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I have been promised there will be no censorship on my report - although apparently there are some legal documents on the way to me in the post that I just need to sign and return. whacky115
Should have seen the contract I was required to sign and that was just for a couple of hours in the pub! For a stay Chez BM it is likely to rival a roll of andrex for length!!!
Wenchy - did you manage to find a get out clause so you can spill the beans before May like eeek:
whistle:
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I have been promised there will be no censorship on my report - although apparently there are some legal documents on the way to me in the post that I just need to sign and return. whacky115
Should have seen the contract I was required to sign and that was just for a couple of hours in the pub! For a stay Chez BM it is likely to rival a roll of andrex for length!!!
And content, knowing Old Baldy whistle:
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I have been promised there will be no censorship on my report - although apparently there are some legal documents on the way to me in the post that I just need to sign and return. whacky115
Should have seen the contract I was required to sign and that was just for a couple of hours in the pub! For a stay Chez BM it is likely to rival a roll of andrex for length!!!
And content, knowing Old Baldy whistle:
lol: lol: lol: lol: ::) evil:
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Hi Guys
Sorry for not having been here to serve up the ale for such a long time but as you can imagine there has been quite a bit of tidying up to do (behind the dust sheets) after Baldy's decorating escapades whistle:
Just a quick note to send my love and best wishes to one and all patrons razz: and to confirm that I am also looking forward to meeting Miss. D.
I am certain a 'fun time' will be experienced by all rubschin:
TinkerBell says 'yeah'........................ too
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But BM will be outnumbered by wimmin. He may have to come and stay with us
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But BM will be outnumbered by wimmin. He may have to come and stay with us
Yep..............
Baldy - man (so he says)
Landlady - all woman
Miss D - perfect lady
Skeelos - male dog
Stinky - female cat (can't meiow)
Piggy - male cat
Tigger - male cat
50/60 mixed Goats
Sounds a fair mix !!
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Hi Guys
Sorry for not having been here to serve up the ale for such a long time but as you can imagine there has been quite a bit of tidying up to do (behind the dust sheets) after Baldy's decorating escapades whistle:
Just a quick note to send my love and best wishes to one and all patrons razz: and to confirm that I am also looking forward to meeting Miss. D.
I am certain a 'fun time' will be experienced by all rubschin:
TinkerBell says 'yeah'........................ too
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Me too LL cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
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50/60 mixed Goats
Is that cross-dressing or hermaphrodite goats?
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I think that "Kim" might have said circa 50 goats. ::)