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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Guess Who is...
« Reply #45 on: January 30, 2009, 08:01:27 PM »
Quote from: Barman on January 30, 2009, 03:24:57 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on January 30, 2009, 03:20:47 PM
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She seems to have gone missing today?  rubschin:
Prolly making false bottoms in suitcases so she can be my syrup mule...  cloud9:

Corrected for you  8)
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Re: Guess Who is...
« Reply #46 on: January 30, 2009, 08:27:34 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on January 30, 2009, 04:14:45 PM
Thanks but I wasn't looking for an invite.

I went to Cyprus on my honeymoon. The weather was cold, gloomy and wet. I lost my wedding ring in the sea.

nuff said?
So did I. Ayia Napa. Shithole then, so heaven knows what it's like now, 25 years later. eeek:

Most scorchio though, and a trip up to the Troodos mountains  was a pleasant and cool relief. Most beautiful.  cloud9:

Thinking about going back there, possibly this year even.  8)
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Guess Who is...
« Reply #47 on: January 30, 2009, 10:09:31 PM »

Blimey you're away for a day like  lol: lol: lol:

I am very much looking forward to my stay with BM and LL  cloud9:

I have seen my itinary and apart from reinstalling a shower unit, serving popcorn and ice cream in the cinema, babysitting the goats, serving in the bar and repainting the whole place with a roller not a pod  - it should be a very enjoyable trip  noooo:



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Re: Guess Who is...
« Reply #48 on: January 30, 2009, 10:11:42 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 30, 2009, 10:09:31 PM

Blimey you're away for a day like  lol: lol: lol:

I am very much looking forward to my stay with BM and LL  cloud9:

I have seen my itinary and apart from reinstalling a shower unit, serving popcorn and ice cream in the cinema, babysitting the goats, serving in the bar and repainting the whole place with a roller not a pod  - it should be a very enjoyable trip  noooo:




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Re: Guess Who is...
« Reply #49 on: January 30, 2009, 10:19:10 PM »
Sorry boss ....

2 sugars was it  cool14:
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Re: Guess Who is...
« Reply #50 on: January 30, 2009, 10:24:26 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 30, 2009, 10:19:10 PM
Sorry boss ....

2 sugars was it  cool14:
No sugar... I'm sweet enough, etc.  whistle:
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Re: Guess Who is...
« Reply #51 on: January 30, 2009, 10:29:02 PM »
Could be a long trip......  ::) 
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« Reply #52 on: January 30, 2009, 10:30:15 PM »
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Re: Guess Who is...
« Reply #53 on: January 31, 2009, 08:21:25 AM »
Use of cruet 10p extra. whistle:
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Re: Guess Who is...
« Reply #54 on: January 31, 2009, 08:49:06 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 31, 2009, 08:21:25 AM
Use of cruet 10p extra. whistle:

Did that actually use to happen? I remember Les Dawson  cloud9: using it in a routine, but it was sixpence then
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Re: Guess Who is...
« Reply #55 on: January 31, 2009, 08:51:25 AM »
Oh yes, it most certainly did. Inflation accounts for the price difference.
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« Reply #56 on: January 31, 2009, 08:58:41 AM »
We charge in Euros here of course...  whistle:
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Re: Guess Who is...
« Reply #57 on: January 31, 2009, 10:36:20 AM »
Quote from: Barman on January 30, 2009, 12:33:50 PM
She will be required to write a full report on: -

My wonderful hair
The vast cinema
My amazing decorating
The lack of goats in the pool
Etc.

I can just see the excerpts now...

"BM does have wonderful hair, unfortunately he hadn't realised the wig was back to front when he superglued it so he now looks like Cousin It"

"BM showed me his cinema and it is huge. It just seems strange that it was 10 minutes drive from his house & he had to pay at the door. Maybe its a piggy bank"

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Re: Guess Who is...
« Reply #58 on: January 31, 2009, 10:42:20 AM »
I have been promised there will be no censorship on my report  - although apparently there are some legal documents on the way to me in the post that I just need to sign and return.  whacky115
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Re: Guess Who is...
« Reply #59 on: January 31, 2009, 02:03:04 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 31, 2009, 10:42:20 AM
I have been promised there will be no censorship on my report  - although apparently there are some legal documents on the way to me in the post that I just need to sign and return.  whacky115

Should have seen the contract I was required to sign and that was just for a couple of hours in the pub! For a stay Chez BM it is likely to rival a roll of andrex for length!!!
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