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Title: Fecking ice!
Post by: Bar Wench on December 11, 2008, 08:52:20 AM
Just fallen on my arse in the carpark, twisted my knee, calf in agony.  sad24:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 11, 2008, 08:54:35 AM
Just fallen on my arse in the carpark, twisted my knee, calf in agony.  sad24:
happy100

Still, Xmas is sorted.  eyes:

http://www.fentons.co.uk/?gclid=CLr06aWYuJcCFU4e3godBjBSSA (http://www.fentons.co.uk/?gclid=CLr06aWYuJcCFU4e3godBjBSSA)
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Bar Wench on December 11, 2008, 08:55:45 AM
 rubschin:

Had to be helped to my feet by the minibus driver and a doctor. Nothing broken apparently, no wounds apart from to my pride. The humiliation.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 11, 2008, 08:56:50 AM
Poor you  happy100

Hope you are not in too much pain.

Once the leg starts to feel better then the  bruises will appear on your posterior .

Did you check there was no CCTV cameras around ????
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 11, 2008, 08:57:35 AM
rubschin:

Had to be helped to my feet by the minibus driver and a doctor.

They will also need compo for trauma then.
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 11, 2008, 08:58:16 AM
Poor you  happy100

Hope you are not in too much pain.

Once the leg starts to feel better then the  bruises will appear on your posterior .

Did you check there was no CCTV cameras around ????

Good point, great on Youtube.  lol:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: GROWLER on December 11, 2008, 09:00:02 AM
Got to look after your kness Wenchy, seriously.
Get down the hossy to have it checked.

 rubschin: P'raps not. You'll probably catch summat fatal in the 20 hours it'll take them to see you.
 ::)
Go home and put your feet up.
Plenty of rest, keep warm, take pain killers every 4 hours, drink lots of water, and if it's not better in 2 weeks, come back and see me. ::)
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Bar Wench on December 11, 2008, 09:00:22 AM
There is cctv.  noooo: Local village run cameras. I may have to put a call in.  noooo:

Could hardly get up the stairs. Boss arrived to find me sitting halfway up them.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Bar Wench on December 11, 2008, 09:01:38 AM
Got to look after your kness Wenchy, seriously.
Get down the hossy to have it checked.

 rubschin: P'raps not. You'll probably catch summat fatal in the 20 hours it'll take them to see you.
 ::)
Go home and put your feet up.
Plenty of rest, keep warm, take pain killers every 4 hours, drink lots of water, and if it's not better in 2 weeks, come back and see me. ::)

It's the local private hospitals car park. The consultant that helped pick me up wouldn't let me move till he'd checked me over.  redface: Knew I should have shaved my legs this morning he was quite attractive.  redface:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 11, 2008, 09:03:26 AM
Growler is right about the knee though.

Bum and calf can look after themselves, but joints need watching.

Any swelling/fluid on knee and straight to A&E.
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 11, 2008, 09:04:16 AM
Got to look after your kness Wenchy, seriously.
Get down the hossy to have it checked.

 rubschin: P'raps not. You'll probably catch summat fatal in the 20 hours it'll take them to see you.
 ::)
Go home and put your feet up.
Plenty of rest, keep warm, take pain killers every 4 hours, drink lots of water, and if it's not better in 2 weeks, come back and see me. ::)

It's the local private hospitals car park. The consultant that helped pick me up wouldn't let me move till he'd checked me over.  redface: Knew I should have shaved my legs this morning he was quite attractive.  redface:

 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: GROWLER on December 11, 2008, 09:04:27 AM
Got to look after your kness Wenchy, seriously.
Get down the hossy to have it checked.

 rubschin: P'raps not. You'll probably catch summat fatal in the 20 hours it'll take them to see you.
 ::)
Go home and put your feet up.
Plenty of rest, keep warm, take pain killers every 4 hours, drink lots of water, and if it's not better in 2 weeks, come back and see me. ::)

It's the local private hospitals car park. The consultant that helped pick me up wouldn't let me move till he'd checked me over.  redface: Knew I should have shaved my legs this morning he was quite attractive.   redface:

FFS wumman! Banghead

You injured or just on the 'look out' like? ::)
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Bar Wench on December 11, 2008, 09:07:11 AM
Truly I am injured, but still appreciative of the scenery.  redface:

I'm sure the knee is fine, they are buggered anyway so anything like that just makes them feel worse, but I shall keep a watchful eye.
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: GROWLER on December 11, 2008, 09:08:58 AM
Growler is right about the knee though.

Bum and calf can look after themselves, but joints need watching.

Any swelling/fluid on knee and straight to A&E.

Don't I know it DS.
Mrs GROWLER has had several nasty falls onto her knees over the years, and time is now starting to show up the subsequent damage....that's why I'm always nippin' off up me big 'ill....she can't come with me anymore! ;)
Twat aren't I? lol:

Seriously Wenchonio, nasty nasty. Hope it's better soon. I'm sure your arse will be ok though.
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Bar Wench on December 11, 2008, 09:11:04 AM
Arse is fine.  redface:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: GROWLER on December 11, 2008, 09:11:58 AM
Truly I am injured, but still appreciative of the scenery.  redface:

I'm sure the knee is fine, they are buggered anyway so anything like that just makes them feel worse, but I shall keep a watchful eye.

Ey? Only in your 20's aren't you?
Why are they buggered already?

Excess past choccy gorging put a bit of strain on them? whistle:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 11, 2008, 09:12:52 AM
Truly I am injured, but still appreciative of the scenery.  redface:

I'm sure the knee is fine, they are buggered anyway so anything like that just makes them feel worse, but I shall keep a watchful eye.

Hey - leave the girl alone - her knee was hurt - her eyes are fine  happy088
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: GROWLER on December 11, 2008, 09:16:15 AM
Truly I am injured, but still appreciative of the scenery.  redface:

I'm sure the knee is fine, they are buggered anyway so anything like that just makes them feel worse, but I shall keep a watchful eye.

Hey - leave the girl alone - her knee was hurt - her eyes are fine  happy088

Can't be that bad if she's sniffin' and blimpin the local talent. ::)

Where are you now Wenchymost?
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Bar Wench on December 11, 2008, 09:17:14 AM
Truly I am injured, but still appreciative of the scenery.  redface:

I'm sure the knee is fine, they are buggered anyway so anything like that just makes them feel worse, but I shall keep a watchful eye.

Ey? Only in your 20's aren't you?
Why are they buggered already?

Excess past choccy gorging put a bit of strain on them? whistle:

Thirty on the first of Jan.  sad24:

Knees are apparently buggered by an excess of horse riding and ballet when I was younger. Plus a genetic weakness in that area.  noooo: Plus the right one got kicked by a horse and the left nearly pulled out of joint by a nasty fight with Brother Wench when we were younger.  redface:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 11, 2008, 09:22:21 AM
Truly I am injured, but still appreciative of the scenery.  redface:

I'm sure the knee is fine, they are buggered anyway so anything like that just makes them feel worse, but I shall keep a watchful eye.

Ey? Only in your 20's aren't you?
Why are they buggered already?

Excess past choccy gorging put a bit of strain on them? whistle:

Thirty on the first of Jan.  sad24:

Knees are apparently buggered by an excess of horse riding and ballet when I was younger. Plus a genetic weakness in that area.  noooo: Plus the right one got kicked by a horse and the left nearly pulled out of joint by a nasty fight with Brother Wench when we were younger.  redface:
Yer just a kid.  ;)

If they are already a bit knackered then even more reason to get them looked at if any new injury, stop them getting worse.

Life is a downward slope of physical degeneration, but you can influence the steepness a bit.
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: GROWLER on December 11, 2008, 09:26:15 AM
Truly I am injured, but still appreciative of the scenery.  redface:

I'm sure the knee is fine, they are buggered anyway so anything like that just makes them feel worse, but I shall keep a watchful eye.

Ey? Only in your 20's aren't you?
Why are they buggered already?

Excess past choccy gorging put a bit of strain on them? whistle:

Thirty on the first of Jan.  sad24:

Knees are apparently buggered by an excess of horse riding and ballet when I was younger. Plus a genetic weakness in that area.  noooo: Plus the right one got kicked by a horse and the left nearly pulled out of joint by a nasty fight with Brother Wench when we were younger.  redface:

Similar to Mrs Growler then. That was the start of all her knee and back troubles.

Bloody nags. Hateful creatures, and Mrs Growler is encouraging Mini Moose to continue her horsey lessons. eeek:
I'm taking her tomorrow night. She hates that as I embarass her in front of the other students the way I talk to the 'orses and show total and deliberate ignorance.
Gee up neddy, and get yer foot down being bellowed out in the arena doesn't go down too well like.
Fantastic. lol:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Bar Wench on December 11, 2008, 09:27:23 AM
Truly I am injured, but still appreciative of the scenery.  redface:

I'm sure the knee is fine, they are buggered anyway so anything like that just makes them feel worse, but I shall keep a watchful eye.

Hey - leave the girl alone - her knee was hurt - her eyes are fine  happy088

Can't be that bad if she's sniffin' and blimpin the local talent. ::)

Where are you now Wenchymost?

At work! Just me and the Boss today so can't go home!

Have an evening appointment at docs. Just got up to make tea and calf/ankle in agony. Mr Wench will pick me up in the car tonight.
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Bar Wench on December 11, 2008, 09:28:28 AM
Truly I am injured, but still appreciative of the scenery.  redface:

I'm sure the knee is fine, they are buggered anyway so anything like that just makes them feel worse, but I shall keep a watchful eye.

Ey? Only in your 20's aren't you?
Why are they buggered already?

Excess past choccy gorging put a bit of strain on them? whistle:

Thirty on the first of Jan.  sad24:

Knees are apparently buggered by an excess of horse riding and ballet when I was younger. Plus a genetic weakness in that area.  noooo: Plus the right one got kicked by a horse and the left nearly pulled out of joint by a nasty fight with Brother Wench when we were younger.  redface:

Similar to Mrs Growler then. That was the start of all her knee and back troubles.

Bloody nags. Hateful creatures, and Mrs Growler is encouraging Mini Moose to continue her horsey lessons. eeek:
I'm taking her tomorrow night. She hates that as I embarass her in front of the other students the way I talk to the 'orses and show total and deliberate ignorance.
Gee up neddy, and get yer foot down being bellowed out in the arena doesn't go down to well like. Fantastic. lol:

Most memorable Wench Family video is of me in a show jumping competition. Getting thrown over the head of the horse and Father Wench bellowing get back on Holly Berry, get back on the horse you stupid girl. He was holding the video camera.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: GROWLER on December 11, 2008, 09:29:02 AM
Truly I am injured, but still appreciative of the scenery.  redface:

I'm sure the knee is fine, they are buggered anyway so anything like that just makes them feel worse, but I shall keep a watchful eye.

Hey - leave the girl alone - her knee was hurt - her eyes are fine  happy088

Can't be that bad if she's sniffin' and blimpin the local talent. ::)

Where are you now Wenchymost?

At work! Just me and the Boss today so can't go home!



Bloody well CAN. cussing:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2008, 09:34:02 AM
A huge compofest... buy your own lemons...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Bar Wench on December 11, 2008, 09:42:49 AM
Could buy my own bloody plane to fly them over in!
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2008, 09:55:46 AM
Could buy my own bloody plane to fly them over in!
Indeed... and a new projector for my Xmas pressie...?
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Bar Wench on December 11, 2008, 10:02:08 AM
Not a fisheye lense then?
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2008, 10:10:27 AM
Not a fisheye lense then?
noooo:

I've asked Santa for a projector now...
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Bar Wench on December 11, 2008, 10:12:47 AM
 Banghead

<limps down to postoffice to return fisheye lense>
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2008, 10:18:24 AM
Banghead

<limps down to postoffice to return fisheye lense>
And post projector????  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Bar Wench on December 11, 2008, 10:19:56 AM
Banghead

<limps down to postoffice to return fisheye lense>
And post projector????  cloud9:

If it gets here in time!  Banghead
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2008, 10:22:14 AM
Banghead

<limps down to postoffice to return fisheye lense>
And post projector????  cloud9:

If it gets here in time!  Banghead
Good girl!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Snoopy on December 11, 2008, 10:37:44 AM
The hosp that owns the car park has a duty of care ~ they may argue that you had no business to be there so have contributed to your own injury but personally I'd be onto Injury Lawyers R Us before I had a cup of coffee.

FFS Burglars have successfully sued householders for injuries sustained whilst breaking in because the lawyers proved that the householder hadn't done some repair or other. That car park should have been gritted.

SUE THEM!
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Nick on December 11, 2008, 10:38:39 AM
But what would she spend the compo on? Tat?
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Snoopy on December 11, 2008, 10:40:38 AM
Having her fecking knees fixed when she is older and they need replacing.  Banghead
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2008, 10:49:58 AM
But what would she spend the compo on? Tat?
My projector...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 11, 2008, 10:51:14 AM
A pair of shoes with non slip soles .
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2008, 10:55:12 AM
A pair of shoes with non slip soles .
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 11, 2008, 10:56:13 AM
A pair of shoes with non slip soles .

Aaah..soles.

That is her problem.


[serious] Who provided the bus and bus stop from which/at which you were alighting when gravity got the better of you?[/serious]
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Bar Wench on December 11, 2008, 11:00:02 AM
It is a public car park, run by no one as far as I have been able to gather. There was no bus invoved. And my boots have plenty of grip. I was walking down a slight slope when a car came racing towards me, I stepped aside and went down. I'm actually pretty fortunate my leg didn't go under the car.
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Snoopy on December 11, 2008, 11:02:28 AM
It is a public car park, run by no one as far as I have been able to gather. There was no bus invoved. And my boots have plenty of grip. I was walking down a slight slope when a car came racing towards me, I stepped aside and went down. I'm actually pretty fortunate my leg didn't go under the car.

Then sue the bloody council ~ somebody must own the land and they have failed to make proper provision for public safety. Even if they hadn't gritted it they should have a sign warning of ice etc. Any lawyer would be happy to take it on ~ no win, no fee basis of course. FFS you were even attended by a Doctor at the scene. Perfect evidence for m'learned friends.
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 11, 2008, 11:05:56 AM
It is a public car park, run by no one as far as I have been able to gather. There was no bus invoved. And my boots have plenty of grip. I was walking down a slight slope when a car came racing towards me, I stepped aside and went down. I'm actually pretty fortunate my leg didn't go under the car.

Then sue the bloody council ~ somebody must own the land and they have failed to make proper provision for public safety. Even if they hadn't gritted it they should have a sign warning of ice etc. Any lawyer would be happy to take it on ~ no win, no fee basis of course. FFS you were even attended by a Doctor at the scene. Perfect evidence for m'learned friends.
Probably have to submit a photo of your bruised bum.

"BM Studios" could oblige and I am sure he wouldn't circulate copies or anything.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 11, 2008, 11:07:50 AM
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© BM Studios
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Nick on December 11, 2008, 01:07:16 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: GROWLER on December 11, 2008, 06:25:13 PM
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© BM Studios

Bloody 'ell DS. You were quick on the scene like! eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Nick on December 11, 2008, 09:01:59 PM
Wonder if she went to A&E like
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Bar Wench on December 11, 2008, 09:23:46 PM
I didn't. Mr Wench says I was over reacting.  redface:

Still bloody hurts though!
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: GROWLER on December 11, 2008, 11:46:18 PM
I didn't. Mr Wench says I was over reacting.  redface:

Still bloody hurts though!

Just wait 'til he gets a dose of man flu ey, just wait. :lalalala

Stuff what he say's. If in any doubt whatsoever, get it checked out proffesionaly, and that's an order. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Barman on December 12, 2008, 07:46:17 AM
I didn't. Mr Wench says I was over reacting.  redface:

Still bloody hurts though!
Didn't you tell him about the compo claim like...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 12, 2008, 09:06:38 AM
I didn't. Mr Wench says I was over reacting.  redface:

Still bloody hurts though!
Didn't you tell him about the compo claim like...?  noooo:
Tell him he could have a lifetime ticket to Parc yr Arfau. whistle:

He'd have your bum down to the compo lawyers within the hour.
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Bar Wench on December 12, 2008, 09:17:35 AM
It feels much better today. Still a nagging ache but I seem to be able to get about. No walking to and from work though, I have arranged lifts.
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Nick on December 12, 2008, 09:21:26 AM
Add this to your Santa list  eveilgrin:


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Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 12, 2008, 09:37:15 AM
It feels much better today. Still a nagging ache but I seem to be able to get about. No walking to and from work though, I have arranged lifts.
Hot bath, scented candles, huge gin and tonic?
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Bar Wench on December 12, 2008, 10:00:29 AM
Large glass of wine, dinner cooked for me, scented candles and an ice pack on the sofa.  cloud9:

Took sleeping tablets last night to make sure I slept and am much better. Mr Wench on the other hand had no sleep and reports I was grinding my teeth and muttering all night which would explain my sore jaw this morning.  redface:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Barman on December 12, 2008, 10:19:46 AM
Large glass of wine, dinner cooked for me, scented candles and an ice pack on the sofa.  cloud9:

Took sleeping tablets last night to make sure I slept and am much better. Mr Wench on the other hand had no sleep and reports I was grinding my teeth and muttering all night which would explain my sore jaw this morning.  redface:
What about the compo tho... and my projector like...?  sad24:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Snoopy on December 12, 2008, 10:23:23 AM
Large glass of wine, dinner cooked for me, scented candles and an ice pack on the sofa.  cloud9:

Took sleeping tablets last night to make sure I slept and am much better. Mr Wench on the other hand had no sleep and reports I was grinding my teeth and muttering all night which would explain my sore jaw this morning.  redface:
What about the compo tho... and my projector like...?  sad24:


Me, Me , Me ~ can't you think of anything else ~ what about the poor girl's pain? I have thought of nothing else all night. Her bum is at the forefront of my every thought. 8)
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Barman on December 12, 2008, 10:25:06 AM
Large glass of wine, dinner cooked for me, scented candles and an ice pack on the sofa.  cloud9:

Took sleeping tablets last night to make sure I slept and am much better. Mr Wench on the other hand had no sleep and reports I was grinding my teeth and muttering all night which would explain my sore jaw this morning.  redface:
What about the compo tho... and my projector like...?  sad24:


Me, Me , Me ~ can't you think of anything else ~ what about the poor girl's pain? I have thought of nothing else all night. Her bum is at the forefront of my every thought. 8)

A little unkind Snoopy...

My I remind you that I did offer to inspect her bottom...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Snoopy on December 12, 2008, 10:27:32 AM
Large glass of wine, dinner cooked for me, scented candles and an ice pack on the sofa.  cloud9:

Took sleeping tablets last night to make sure I slept and am much better. Mr Wench on the other hand had no sleep and reports I was grinding my teeth and muttering all night which would explain my sore jaw this morning.  redface:
What about the compo tho... and my projector like...?  sad24:


Me, Me , Me ~ can't you think of anything else ~ what about the poor girl's pain? I have thought of nothing else all night. Her bum is at the forefront of my every thought. 8)

A little unkind Snoopy...

My I remind you that I did offer to inspect her bottom...  whistle:

But I am willing to do so without thought of personal gain. angel1
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Barman on December 12, 2008, 10:29:26 AM
Large glass of wine, dinner cooked for me, scented candles and an ice pack on the sofa.  cloud9:

Took sleeping tablets last night to make sure I slept and am much better. Mr Wench on the other hand had no sleep and reports I was grinding my teeth and muttering all night which would explain my sore jaw this morning.  redface:
What about the compo tho... and my projector like...?  sad24:


Me, Me , Me ~ can't you think of anything else ~ what about the poor girl's pain? I have thought of nothing else all night. Her bum is at the forefront of my every thought. 8)

A little unkind Snoopy...

My I remind you that I did offer to inspect her bottom...  whistle:

But I am willing to do so without thought of personal gain. angel1
Well of course I am too...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Nick on December 12, 2008, 10:31:33 AM
You'd have to stand well back, to take it all in, like. Or send a probe.
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Snoopy on December 12, 2008, 10:32:50 AM
Large glass of wine, dinner cooked for me, scented candles and an ice pack on the sofa.  cloud9:

Took sleeping tablets last night to make sure I slept and am much better. Mr Wench on the other hand had no sleep and reports I was grinding my teeth and muttering all night which would explain my sore jaw this morning.  redface:
What about the compo tho... and my projector like...?  sad24:


Me, Me , Me ~ can't you think of anything else ~ what about the poor girl's pain? I have thought of nothing else all night. Her bum is at the forefront of my every thought. 8)

A little unkind Snoopy...

My I remind you that I did offer to inspect her bottom...  whistle:

But I am willing to do so without thought of personal gain. angel1
Well of course I am too...  whistle:

She has vanished ~ prolly gone to sit on the photocopier so that we can all see. happy088
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Snoopy on December 12, 2008, 10:33:25 AM
You'd have to stand well back, to take it all in, like. Or send a probe.

Tsk!  noooo:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Barman on December 12, 2008, 10:34:09 AM
Large glass of wine, dinner cooked for me, scented candles and an ice pack on the sofa.  cloud9:

Took sleeping tablets last night to make sure I slept and am much better. Mr Wench on the other hand had no sleep and reports I was grinding my teeth and muttering all night which would explain my sore jaw this morning.  redface:
What about the compo tho... and my projector like...?  sad24:


Me, Me , Me ~ can't you think of anything else ~ what about the poor girl's pain? I have thought of nothing else all night. Her bum is at the forefront of my every thought. 8)

A little unkind Snoopy...

My I remind you that I did offer to inspect her bottom...  whistle:

But I am willing to do so without thought of personal gain. angel1
Well of course I am too...  whistle:

She has vanished ~ prolly gone to sit on the photocopier so that we can all see. happy088
cloud9:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Bar Wench on December 12, 2008, 10:46:07 AM
No compo  noooo: Not enough damage.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Snoopy on December 12, 2008, 10:55:25 AM
We will be the judge of that! Just hop up on the photocopier. 










bom  Lights touch paper and retires to a safe distance.
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Bar Wench on December 12, 2008, 10:57:08 AM
HOW MANY TIMES?!?!?! MY ARSE IS JUST FINE!!!!!
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Snoopy on December 12, 2008, 10:59:13 AM
I know it is ~ it is never far from my thoughts  8)



No need to shout ~ nowt wrong with my hearing.
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Nick on December 12, 2008, 11:28:52 AM
No compo  noooo: Not enough damage.  noooo:

Well have a bigger accident then!

Wimmin  noooo:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Barman on December 12, 2008, 01:55:40 PM
HOW MANY TIMES?!?!?! MY ARSE IS JUST FINE!!!!!
I'll be the judge of that when we meet up...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: GROWLER on December 12, 2008, 02:03:04 PM
HOW MANY TIMES?!?!?! MY ARSE IS JUST FINE!!!!!
I'll be the judge of that when we meet up...  whistle:

Ey up. ;) I say, ey up ey? eyes:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Bar Wench on December 12, 2008, 02:04:28 PM
HOW MANY TIMES?!?!?! MY ARSE IS JUST FINE!!!!!
I'll be the judge of that when we meet up...  whistle:

I think I may be busy.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: GROWLER on December 12, 2008, 02:05:45 PM
HOW MANY TIMES?!?!?! MY ARSE IS JUST FINE!!!!!
I'll be the judge of that when we meet up...  whistle:

I think I may be busy.  whistle:

Yea. Righ'on sister! lol:

What's going on 'ere then ey? eyes:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Nick on December 12, 2008, 02:12:26 PM
HOW MANY TIMES?!?!?! MY ARSE IS JUST FINE!!!!!
I'll be the judge of that when we meet up...  whistle:

Ey up. ;) I say, ey up ey? eyes:

I am pleased to see that Growler inherits the Anglo Saxon
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Barman on December 12, 2008, 02:27:19 PM
HOW MANY TIMES?!?!?! MY ARSE IS JUST FINE!!!!!
I'll be the judge of that when we meet up...  whistle:

I think I may be busy.  whistle:

Yea. Righ'on sister! lol:

What's going on 'ere then ey? eyes:
A bottom inspection... for compo claim purposes like...  whistle:











 eyes:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Bar Wench on December 12, 2008, 03:44:36 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Barman on December 12, 2008, 03:45:53 PM
noooo:
eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Bar Wench on December 12, 2008, 03:53:35 PM
I think LL might say something if you asked to inspect my bottom!  scared2:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Snoopy on December 12, 2008, 03:54:42 PM
For heavens sake ~ Do you really think she doesn't know what he is like  ::)
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Barman on December 12, 2008, 03:56:54 PM
I think LL might say something if you asked to inspect my bottom!  scared2:
Go for it studmuffin or something like that...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Bar Wench on December 12, 2008, 04:03:07 PM
 eeek:

 scared2: scared2: scared2:

Are you one of those scarey couples who places ads in local papers?

 eeek:

 scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Barman on December 12, 2008, 04:03:53 PM
eeek:

 scared2: scared2: scared2:

Are you one of those scarey couples who places ads in local papers?

 eeek:

 scared2: scared2: scared2:
Only "PaintPod for sale... used once"
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Bar Wench on December 12, 2008, 04:04:18 PM
PHEW!
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Barman on December 12, 2008, 04:05:30 PM
PHEW!
Why... are you?

"Attractive Bar Wench and Rugby Fan seek similar for fun"
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Bar Wench on December 12, 2008, 04:09:29 PM
NO! Rugby fan indeed!
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 12, 2008, 04:12:55 PM
eeek:

 scared2: scared2: scared2:

Are you one of those scarey couples who places ads in local papers?

 eeek:

 scared2: scared2: scared2:
Only "PaintPod for sale... used once"
Non-slip mat. Unwanted gift?
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Barman on December 12, 2008, 04:24:47 PM
eeek:

 scared2: scared2: scared2:

Are you one of those scarey couples who places ads in local papers?

 eeek:

 scared2: scared2: scared2:
Only "PaintPod for sale... used once"
Non-slip mat. Unwanted gift?
evil:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Bar Wench on December 12, 2008, 04:25:37 PM
Getting back to my ice issue.

http://www.bargainboards.co.uk/P/Rucanor-KADENCE-Snow-Moon-Boots-41-43(6350).aspx

Do you reckon these actually are what they say they are or a rip off?
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Nick on December 12, 2008, 04:31:03 PM
I haven't looked at the link, but I say rip off
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 12, 2008, 04:36:02 PM
Getting back to my ice issue.

http://www.bargainboards.co.uk/P/Rucanor-KADENCE-Snow-Moon-Boots-41-43(6350).aspx

Do you reckon these actually are what they say they are or a rip off?

Ripoff.

Are you size 7,8 or 9?
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Bar Wench on December 12, 2008, 04:39:21 PM
But I need warm boots with a high grip sole.  sad24:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Snoopy on December 12, 2008, 04:45:23 PM
You get what you pay for. They are too cheap to really do the job. They are intended to "look" right but that is all. To get what you are looking for be prepared to spend at least 3 or 4 times as much.



NEVER buy cheap beds or shoes ~ if you are not in one then you are in the other.
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Bar Wench on December 12, 2008, 04:46:00 PM
 sad24:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Pastis on December 12, 2008, 05:05:10 PM
NEVER buy cheap beds or shoes ~ if you are not in one then you are in the other, until the grave

Oh so true...   worthy:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 12, 2008, 06:14:17 PM
sad24:

Pukka Dunlop wellies and 2 pairs of thick socks.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Bar Wench on December 15, 2008, 02:57:00 PM
I just bought these.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cloggs.co.uk%2Fcontent%2Febiz%2Fcloggs%2Finvt%2F504%2Fdm_1460z_pursm.jpg&hash=8b03771e79aab761ceeeaf318e7248bc732bed2b)

 cloud9:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 15, 2008, 03:28:10 PM
I just bought these.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cloggs.co.uk%2Fcontent%2Febiz%2Fcloggs%2Finvt%2F504%2Fdm_1460z_pursm.jpg&hash=8b03771e79aab761ceeeaf318e7248bc732bed2b)

 cloud9:

 sick2:

For Liberace or Greenham Common?
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Bar Wench on December 15, 2008, 03:28:45 PM
For me!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 15, 2008, 03:31:07 PM
For me!  cloud9:
Well I suppose they will support your prickly little ankles.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Bar Wench on December 15, 2008, 03:42:52 PM
I don't have prickly ankles today!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2008, 03:54:25 PM
I just bought these.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cloggs.co.uk%2Fcontent%2Febiz%2Fcloggs%2Finvt%2F504%2Fdm_1460z_pursm.jpg&hash=8b03771e79aab761ceeeaf318e7248bc732bed2b)

 cloud9:
Miss Piggy used to have a pair of those...  noooo:

Insisted that she bought them 'for comfort' but the blisters and plasters told a different story!  point:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Bar Wench on December 15, 2008, 04:00:26 PM
I used to have them too! Loved them to pieces and they were terribly comfortable!
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2008, 04:04:09 PM
I used to have them too! Loved them to pieces and they were terribly comfortable!
Of course...  char048
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Bar Wench on January 05, 2009, 06:58:16 PM
Fell over again. Scrapped leg.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: GROWLER on January 05, 2009, 07:07:36 PM
Fell over again. Scrapped leg.  noooo:

I went to the rescue of an old man that slipped and fell on the icy pavement this morning.  angel1
Even I felt the pain as he fell flat on his back. eeek:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 05, 2009, 07:09:24 PM
Fell over again. Scrapped leg.  noooo:

You need footware with a decent grip Wenchy, try these

http://www.venturesport.co.uk/venturesport_product.asp?parseid=13021 (http://www.venturesport.co.uk/venturesport_product.asp?parseid=13021)

I've been wedded to Karrimor boots since Trezeta stopped making Sentiers years ago.
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Nick on January 05, 2009, 07:53:59 PM
I bought some new boots. They are very tough. Agony to wear  noooo:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Bar Wench on January 05, 2009, 09:11:35 PM
That is the problem. All the really grippy things give me blisters and then I won't wear them because they hurt.  sad24:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 06, 2009, 02:22:43 AM
never had that problem with Karrimor boots, mind you l go half or a full size bigger & wear thick socks.
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Bar Wench on January 06, 2009, 09:01:54 AM
It would seem that in addition to the scrape on my leg I have bolloxed my back too.  sad24: Standing at the station this morning and a shooting pain went across my lower back.  sad24:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Nick on January 06, 2009, 09:02:30 AM
I know a good chiropractor  angel1
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Bar Wench on January 06, 2009, 09:09:55 AM
We have one that most of work attends. It would appear you hit 30 and it becomes part of your contract!  surrender:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Nick on January 06, 2009, 09:11:23 AM
Mrs Nick (54) reports that she feels like 'a woodentop' when she gets up in the mornings surrender:























Here we go  noooo:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Bar Wench on January 06, 2009, 09:23:24 AM
It really hurts. And now I feel sick and I'm not even sure I could bend over to vomit in the toilet.  sad24:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Barman on January 06, 2009, 09:26:09 AM
It really hurts. And now I feel sick and I'm not even sure I could bend over to vomit in the toilet.  sad24:
Excellent article about chiropractors in Private Eye... charlatans the lot of them....  whistle:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Bar Wench on January 06, 2009, 09:31:56 AM
 surrender:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: GROWLER on January 06, 2009, 09:50:02 AM
It really hurts. And now I feel sick and I'm not even sure I could bend over to vomit in the toilet.  sad24:


mmmmm, early morning, back ache, feeling sick, mmmmm. rubschin:

Couple of weeks since wild drunken crimbo parties too. whistle:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Barman on January 06, 2009, 09:54:47 AM
It really hurts. And now I feel sick and I'm not even sure I could bend over to vomit in the toilet.  sad24:


mmmmm, early morning, back ache, feeling sick, mmmmm. rubschin:

Couple of weeks since wild drunken crimbo parties too. whistle:
And she met me...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: GROWLER on January 06, 2009, 09:57:29 AM
It really hurts. And now I feel sick and I'm not even sure I could bend over to vomit in the toilet.  sad24:


mmmmm, early morning, back ache, feeling sick, mmmmm. rubschin:

Couple of weeks since wild drunken crimbo parties too. whistle:
And she met me...  whistle:

LL dropping in here today by any chance, wannabe stud muffin?  whistle:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Barman on January 06, 2009, 09:58:36 AM
It really hurts. And now I feel sick and I'm not even sure I could bend over to vomit in the toilet.  sad24:


mmmmm, early morning, back ache, feeling sick, mmmmm. rubschin:

Couple of weeks since wild drunken crimbo parties too. whistle:
And she met me...  whistle:

LL dropping in here today by any chance wanna be stud muffin?  whistle:
noooo:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 06, 2009, 10:10:19 AM
It really hurts. And now I feel sick and I'm not even sure I could bend over to vomit in the toilet.  sad24:


mmmmm, early morning, back ache, feeling sick, mmmmm. rubschin:

Couple of weeks since wild drunken crimbo parties too. whistle:
And she met me...  whistle:

LL dropping in here today by any chance wanna be stud muffin?  whistle:
noooo:

Silver Fox gloves for LL?

Or just a pair of foxy pink earrings?

Congratulations anyway Wenchy, let me know when you are looking for Godparents...
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Barman on January 06, 2009, 10:13:30 AM
No she won't be here...

We are going out for a curry lunch thing...

Need to be there in sixteen minutes... LL is still drying her hair...  ::)

Oh, and it is a forty minute journey to get there.  Banghead
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Bar Wench on January 06, 2009, 10:37:11 AM
I have been sent home and am laying on the floor.  surrender:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: tel on January 06, 2009, 10:55:11 AM
I have been sent home and am laying on the floor.  surrender:

The mind boggles!
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 06, 2009, 10:57:47 AM
I have been sent home and am laying on the floor.  surrender:

Tell Mr Wench to pick up some thermacare wraps on the way home. That will help ease the muscles somewhat which should help.
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Snoopy on January 06, 2009, 10:59:31 AM
Get a TENS Machine

http://www.patient.co.uk/showdoc/23069069/
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Bar Wench on January 06, 2009, 11:02:56 AM
I have ice packs. 10 mins in every hour. Walking for 10 mins every hour. It seems to be easing now, haven't had another spasm so fingers crossed it was just a one off.
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on January 06, 2009, 11:21:02 AM
What you need is a quick rub down with an old soldier my dear. eyes:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Nick on January 06, 2009, 11:21:57 AM
A babby  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: tel on January 06, 2009, 11:22:18 AM
She needs strapping up.
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 06, 2009, 12:28:09 PM
I have ice packs. 10 mins in every hour. Walking for 10 mins every hour. It seems to be easing now, haven't had another spasm so fingers crossed it was just a one off.
[serious]How hard is your mattress? Proper support is important in getting back problems resolved. If the mattress is too soft or worn unevenly, get a new one.[/serious]

At your age you need to take care for the long term.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 06, 2009, 12:36:15 PM
Paracetamol and (metaphorically) get some backbone. 
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Snoopy on January 06, 2009, 12:38:01 PM
I have ice packs. 10 mins in every hour. Walking for 10 mins every hour. It seems to be easing now, haven't had another spasm so fingers crossed it was just a one off.
[serious]How hard is your mattress? Proper support is important in getting back problems resolved. If the mattress is too soft or worn unevenly, get a new one.[/serious]

At your age you need to take care for the long term.  whistle:

Spend as much as you can afford on your bed and your shoes ~ if you are not in one you are in the other.
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 06, 2009, 12:43:57 PM
I have ice packs. 10 mins in every hour. Walking for 10 mins every hour. It seems to be easing now, haven't had another spasm so fingers crossed it was just a one off.
[serious]How hard is your mattress? Proper support is important in getting back problems resolved. If the mattress is too soft or worn unevenly, get a new one.[/serious]

At your age you need to take care for the long term.  whistle:

Spend as much as you can afford on your bed and your shoes ~ if you are not in one you are in the other.

Isn't it "on your bed or in your shoes"  or are those things different in Wales as well?
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Snoopy on January 06, 2009, 12:59:20 PM
I have ice packs. 10 mins in every hour. Walking for 10 mins every hour. It seems to be easing now, haven't had another spasm so fingers crossed it was just a one off.
[serious]How hard is your mattress? Proper support is important in getting back problems resolved. If the mattress is too soft or worn unevenly, get a new one.[/serious]

At your age you need to take care for the long term.  whistle:

Spend as much as you can afford on your bed and your shoes ~ if you are not in one you are in the other.

Isn't it "on your bed or in your shoes"  or are those things different in Wales as well?

I believe the original advice came from the Duchess of Devonshire however all I can find with a quick Google is this:
http://www.saidwhat.co.uk/quotes/favourite/gloria_hunniford/always_buy_a_good_pair_of_2576
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 06, 2009, 01:36:13 PM
I have ice packs. 10 mins in every hour. Walking for 10 mins every hour. It seems to be easing now, haven't had another spasm so fingers crossed it was just a one off.
[serious]How hard is your mattress? Proper support is important in getting back problems resolved. If the mattress is too soft or worn unevenly, get a new one.[/serious]

At your age you need to take care for the long term.  whistle:

Spend as much as you can afford on your bed and your shoes ~ if you are not in one you are in the other.

Isn't it "on your bed or in your shoes"  or are those things different in Wales as well?

I believe the original advice came from the Duchess of Devonshire however all I can find with a quick Google is this:
http://www.saidwhat.co.uk/quotes/favourite/gloria_hunniford/always_buy_a_good_pair_of_2576
I am strangely comforted by the fact that Gloria does not wear shoes in bed.
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Snoopy on January 06, 2009, 01:38:07 PM
I have ice packs. 10 mins in every hour. Walking for 10 mins every hour. It seems to be easing now, haven't had another spasm so fingers crossed it was just a one off.
[serious]How hard is your mattress? Proper support is important in getting back problems resolved. If the mattress is too soft or worn unevenly, get a new one.[/serious]

At your age you need to take care for the long term.  whistle:

Spend as much as you can afford on your bed and your shoes ~ if you are not in one you are in the other.

Isn't it "on your bed or in your shoes"  or are those things different in Wales as well?

I believe the original advice came from the Duchess of Devonshire however all I can find with a quick Google is this:
http://www.saidwhat.co.uk/quotes/favourite/gloria_hunniford/always_buy_a_good_pair_of_2576
I am strangely comforted by the fact that Gloria does not wear shoes in bed.

BM will, no doubt, be disappointed. whistle:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 06, 2009, 01:39:27 PM
I have ice packs. 10 mins in every hour. Walking for 10 mins every hour. It seems to be easing now, haven't had another spasm so fingers crossed it was just a one off.
[serious]How hard is your mattress? Proper support is important in getting back problems resolved. If the mattress is too soft or worn unevenly, get a new one.[/serious]

At your age you need to take care for the long term.  whistle:

Spend as much as you can afford on your bed and your shoes ~ if you are not in one you are in the other.

Isn't it "on your bed or in your shoes"  or are those things different in Wales as well?

I believe the original advice came from the Duchess of Devonshire however all I can find with a quick Google is this:
http://www.saidwhat.co.uk/quotes/favourite/gloria_hunniford/always_buy_a_good_pair_of_2576
I am strangely comforted by the fact that Gloria does not wear shoes in bed.

BM will, no doubt, be disappointed. whistle:
Indeed so.  noooo:



Pervert
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Snoopy on January 06, 2009, 01:44:20 PM
I have ice packs. 10 mins in every hour. Walking for 10 mins every hour. It seems to be easing now, haven't had another spasm so fingers crossed it was just a one off.
[serious]How hard is your mattress? Proper support is important in getting back problems resolved. If the mattress is too soft or worn unevenly, get a new one.[/serious]

At your age you need to take care for the long term.  whistle:

Spend as much as you can afford on your bed and your shoes ~ if you are not in one you are in the other.

Isn't it "on your bed or in your shoes"  or are those things different in Wales as well?

I believe the original advice came from the Duchess of Devonshire however all I can find with a quick Google is this:
http://www.saidwhat.co.uk/quotes/favourite/gloria_hunniford/always_buy_a_good_pair_of_2576
I am strangely comforted by the fact that Gloria does not wear shoes in bed.

BM will, no doubt, be disappointed. whistle:
Indeed so.  noooo:



Pervert

TBF He's never denied it.
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: GROWLER on January 06, 2009, 02:47:19 PM
A babby  cloud9:

Yup. Well and truly 'umped and up the duff like. happy088

Wenchette on the way.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Nick on January 06, 2009, 02:48:51 PM
What shall we call it?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: GROWLER on January 06, 2009, 02:53:21 PM
What shall we call it?  rubschin:

Depends on what make like.
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Nick on January 06, 2009, 02:59:11 PM
Nigel/la?
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Bar Wench on January 06, 2009, 03:20:57 PM
1) My mattress is rock hard and only a year old.
2) THERE IS NO BABY!
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 06, 2009, 03:33:38 PM
Crikey Wenchy, no need to get your back up.  ;)
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Bar Wench on January 06, 2009, 04:06:29 PM
I couldn't even if I wanted to.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: Nick on January 06, 2009, 04:07:15 PM
1) My mattress is rock hard and only a year old.
2) THERE IS NO BABY!

 sad24:
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: GROWLER on January 06, 2009, 04:14:56 PM
1) My mattress is rock hard and only a year old.
2) THERE IS NO BABY!

Only showing concern for your well being. No need to SHOUT!
Just thought it might have been, and we were all feeling pleased for you like. ::)
Title: Re: Fecking ice!
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on January 06, 2009, 10:03:45 PM
We need  a rugrat, just to keep us awake!