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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on August 24, 2008, 09:34:19 AM
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Following our (my, actually) successes with the saxophone and keyboard Mrs Nick has become an e bay junkie. noooo:
At 4 this morning ( evil:) she woke me to say that she had successfully bid on a rather bulky item of furniture at " a very good price".
The moron had been looking on ebay.com. cussing:
The vendor is in effing CALIFORNIA!! cussing:
The shipping costs will be astronomical. cussing:
She was so excited that she someohw failed to see that the price was in dollars noooo:
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I hesitate to laugh as LL also has the ebay bug... noooo:
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Does she want a chaise longue?
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0800hr's Sunday at JOM Towers
Mrs JOM - Ooh there's a lovely plant stand on e-bay
JOM - How much (notice - not what does it look like etc)
Mrs JOM - £15,, look, it's reallllly nice
JOM - yeah, not bad, where's the seller
Mrs JOM - Stockport
JOM - Banghead
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I think the toll road is £4.50 each waynow (peak times) noooo:
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Does she want a chaise longue?
No! cussing:
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Have you asked her?
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Have you asked her?
Of course not! ::)
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Then I shall. eveilgrin:
LANDLADY
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Then I shall. eveilgrin:
LANDLADY
She is busy... picking figs like... whistle:
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Not stuffed goat again noooo:
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Not stuffed goat again noooo:
No... leg-o-'lamb' today... cloud9:
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Slow roast?
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Slow roast?
2½ hours...
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Nick ~ You need to take control or consult a divorce lawyer. In my experience a divorce works well but if you don't want to go that far an occasional slap works wonders, your alternative is to put up with it all and suffer in silence.
I know what I would do. eveilgrin:
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I await your arrival scared:
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I'm serious ~ take no sh*t. Tell her how stupid she has been and ask her how SHE intends to resolve the matter.
So she doesn't speak to you for a week ~ what the fvck, that's situation normal anyway. Just wash your hands of the whole matter and let her get on with it while remembering to say "I did tell you so" when it all goes tits up.
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I have made it clear that it is her problem! eveilgrin:
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Good man ~ put your foot down with a firm hand. ;)
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scared2:
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Use her account to buy lots of cheap stuff then fail to pay.
Once she gets a bunch of bad feedback nobody will sell her anything.
You could start with the chaise longue. . .
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scared2:
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Look on the bright side Nick, at least Mrs Nick hasnt found the chinese sellers yet whistle:
You do realise you can sell stuff on there as well Nick. How much of your place could you unclutter before Mrs Nick works out you werent being your usual cack handed self & breaking it all.....
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Look on the bright side Nick, at least Mrs Nick hasnt found the chinese sellers yet whistle:
You do realise you can sell stuff on there as well Nick. How much of your place could you unclutter before Mrs Nick works out you werent being your usual cack handed self & breaking it all.....
Mrs. Nick would prolly be buying it all back! point:
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Look on the bright side Nick, at least Mrs Nick hasnt found the chinese sellers yet whistle:
You do realise you can sell stuff on there as well Nick. How much of your place could you unclutter before Mrs Nick works out you werent being your usual cack handed self & breaking it all.....
Mrs. Nick would prolly be buying it all back! point:
I can hear it now "Nick darling, look what I have bought on ebay ~ it'll match that one we have in the attic" point:
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scared2:
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Look on the bright side Nick, at least Mrs Nick hasnt found the chinese sellers yet whistle:
You do realise you can sell stuff on there as well Nick. How much of your place could you unclutter before Mrs Nick works out you werent being your usual cack handed self & breaking it all.....
Mrs. Nick would prolly be buying it all back! point:
I can hear it now "Nick darling, look what I have bought on ebay ~ it'll match that one we have in the attic" point:
happy001
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Where is this chaise? rubschin:
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Where is this chaise? rubschin:
California USA apparently. whistle:
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Where is this chaise? rubschin:
You shouldn't look my dear. noooo:
It counts as "Reproduction Furniture" in the same way as a 'Z-bed' or a Lilo (under canvas of course.)
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Where is this chaise? rubschin:
You shouldn't look my dear. noooo:
It counts as "Reproduction Furniture" in the same way as a 'Z-bed' or a Lilo (under canvas of course.)
I'm in the market for a new sofa bed. rubschin:
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Where is this chaise? rubschin:
You shouldn't look my dear. noooo:
It counts as "Reproduction Furniture" in the same way as a 'Z-bed' or a Lilo (under canvas of course.)
I'm in the market for a new sofa bed. rubschin:
IKEA might be a cheaper option ~ anyway ~ did MiL break the old one like?
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No, she refuses to sleep on the current one and prefers the blow up in the living room.
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No, she refuses to sleep on the current one and prefers the blow up in the living room.
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Ah ~ I understand now ~ you mean the inflatable bed ~ for a minute you had my mind boggled.
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No, she refuses to sleep on the current one and prefers the blow up in the living room.
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rubschin:
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No, she refuses to sleep on the current one and prefers the blow up in the living room.
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rubschin:
lol:
This time you beat me to it.
We are even now
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