The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on April 24, 2008, 10:38:02 AM
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I can pull and tickle.
I am constantly avaiilable.
And I hear that your present Barmaid can no longer squeeze through the gaps.
I am lithe ;D
I can increase the takings
I am cheap (ish)
I am all yours.
Do you require a CV
PS I gather a person called "Berek" may apply for this post.
Beware
He has navel fluff. And perhaps worse.
His navel fluff is NOT BLUE! eeek:
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Send your CV and a 'sweetener' to me and I will consider it... whistle:
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No tits ~ no job evil:
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Depends on the sweetener Snoops... ;)
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On the breasts of a barmaid from Crail
Was tattooed the price of pale ale
Whilst on her behind
For the sake of the blind
Was the same information....... in braille.
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Depends on the sweetener Snoops... ;)
I have a willy! ;D
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Yes but our price list is rather extensive eveilgrin:
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So is my willy eyes:
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Depends on the sweetener Snoops... ;)
I have a willy! ;D
If that is the best you can do I fear your curriculum vita is headed straight to the ‘laugh and tear up’ file… noooo:
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Depends on the sweetener Snoops... ;)
I have a willy! ;D
If that is the best you can do I fear your curriculum vita is headed straight to the ‘laugh and tear up’ file… noooo:
The lady members may have other views evil:
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Are they here then... ...? No. whistle:
Snoops and I will decide. point:
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Landlady and the other girls may have different views.
I have some tight trousers.
Actually, most of my trousers are too tight.I think they shrank!
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I am voting Wenchy's proxy
sick2: sick2: sick2:
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Landlady and the other girls may have different views.
I have some tight trousers.
Actually, most of my trousers are too tight.I think they shrank!
Tinks got my trousers off me last night! eeek:
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LANDLADY
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LANDLADY
She is closer to you than me... whistle:
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There are already far too many knobs behind the bar for me to cope with! eeek:
BM if you remove your trousers in public with regularity I fear I may be unable to make our meet up!
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There are already far too many knobs behind the bar for me to cope with! eeek:
BM if you remove your trousers in public with regularity I fear I may be unable to make our meet up!
Who said it was in public? eyes:
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There are already far too many knobs behind the bar for me to cope with! eeek:
BM if you remove your trousers in public with regularity I fear I may be unable to make our meet up!
Who said it was in public? eyes:
LANDLADY!
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She is going to let them out for me ‘cos they no longer fit… redface:
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Shrunk in the wash I 'spect ::)
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Shrunk in the wash I 'spect ::)
Doesn't that happen to all clothes after time? eeek:
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Shrunk in the wash I 'spect ::)
Yes... prolly... whistle:
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noooo: The bathroom scales tell a different story I'm afraid.
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To be fair... I've owned them >15 years... prolly in excess of 20 years... whistle:
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noooo: The bathroom scales tell a different story I'm afraid.
I don't own any. redface:
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To be fair... I've owned them >15 years... prolly in excess of 20 years... whistle:
Buy new ones you cheapskate!
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noooo: The bathroom scales tell a different story I'm afraid.
I don't own any. redface:
I often wish I didn't noooo:
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To be fair... I've owned them >15 years... prolly in excess of 20 years... whistle:
Buy new ones you cheapskate!
It is my dinner suit... sad24:
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To be fair... I've owned them >15 years... prolly in excess of 20 years... whistle:
Buy new ones you cheapskate!
It is my dinner suit... sad24:
Cheapskate!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=494093&in_page_id=1770&in_a_source=
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To be fair... I've owned them >15 years... prolly in excess of 20 years... whistle:
Buy new ones you cheapskate!
It is my dinner suit... sad24:
Cheapskate!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=494093&in_page_id=1770&in_a_source=
We don't have Asda... noooo:
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There are already far too many knobs behind the bar for me to cope with! eeek:
BM if you remove your trousers in public with regularity I fear I may be unable to make our meet up!
Who said it was in public? eyes:
LANDLADY!
Ditto Boys tsk
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To be fair... I've owned them >15 years... prolly in excess of 20 years... whistle:
Buy new ones you cheapskate!
It is my dinner suit... sad24:
Cheapskate!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=494093&in_page_id=1770&in_a_source=
We don't have Asda... noooo:
Order it online and send it to Miss Piggy!
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My will y is online?
Must check!
Checks very carefully
Thank God!
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To be fair... I've owned them >15 years... prolly in excess of 20 years... whistle:
Buy new ones you cheapskate!
It is my dinner suit... sad24:
Cheapskate!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=494093&in_page_id=1770&in_a_source=
We don't have Asda... noooo:
Order it online and send it to Miss Piggy!
Why would she want one? shrugs: