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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on April 24, 2008, 10:38:02 AM

Title: Also looking for barwork experience
Post by: Nick on April 24, 2008, 10:38:02 AM
I can pull and tickle.

I am constantly avaiilable.

And I hear that your present Barmaid can no longer squeeze through the gaps.

I am lithe ;D

I can increase the takings

I am cheap (ish)

I am all yours.

Do you require a CV

PS I gather a person called "Berek" may apply for this post.

Beware

He has navel fluff. And perhaps worse.

His navel fluff is NOT BLUE! eeek:
Title: Re: Also looking for barwork experience
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2008, 10:44:16 AM
Send your CV and a 'sweetener' to me and I will consider it...  whistle:
Title: Re: Also looking for barwork experience
Post by: Snoopy on April 24, 2008, 10:44:47 AM
No tits ~ no job evil:
Title: Re: Also looking for barwork experience
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2008, 10:46:47 AM
Depends on the sweetener Snoops...  ;)
Title: Re: Also looking for barwork experience
Post by: Snoopy on April 24, 2008, 10:50:15 AM
On the breasts of a barmaid from Crail
Was tattooed the price of pale ale
Whilst on her behind
For the sake of the blind
Was the same information....... in braille.
Title: Re: Also looking for barwork experience
Post by: Nick on April 24, 2008, 10:51:33 AM
Depends on the sweetener Snoops...  ;)

I have a willy! ;D
Title: Re: Also looking for barwork experience
Post by: Snoopy on April 24, 2008, 10:52:39 AM
Yes but our price list is rather extensive  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Also looking for barwork experience
Post by: Nick on April 24, 2008, 10:53:37 AM
So is my willy eyes:
Title: Re: Also looking for barwork experience
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2008, 10:54:24 AM
Depends on the sweetener Snoops...  ;)

I have a willy! ;D
If that is the best you can do I fear your curriculum vita is headed straight to the ‘laugh and tear up’ file…  noooo:
Title: Re: Also looking for barwork experience
Post by: Nick on April 24, 2008, 10:55:15 AM
Depends on the sweetener Snoops...  ;)

I have a willy! ;D
If that is the best you can do I fear your curriculum vita is headed straight to the ‘laugh and tear up’ file…  noooo:

The lady members may have other views evil:
Title: Re: Also looking for barwork experience
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2008, 10:56:21 AM
Are they here then... ...? No.  whistle:

Snoops and I will decide.  point:
Title: Re: Also looking for barwork experience
Post by: Nick on April 24, 2008, 10:57:48 AM
Landlady and the other girls may have different views.

I have some tight trousers.

Actually, most of my trousers are too tight.I think they shrank!
Title: Re: Also looking for barwork experience
Post by: Snoopy on April 24, 2008, 10:58:33 AM
I am voting Wenchy's proxy
 sick2: sick2: sick2:
Title: Re: Also looking for barwork experience
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2008, 10:58:40 AM
Landlady and the other girls may have different views.

I have some tight trousers.

Actually, most of my trousers are too tight.I think they shrank!
Tinks got my trousers off me last night!  eeek:
Title: Re: Also looking for barwork experience
Post by: Nick on April 24, 2008, 10:59:19 AM
LANDLADY
Title: Re: Also looking for barwork experience
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2008, 11:00:56 AM
LANDLADY
She is closer to you than me...  whistle:
Title: Re: Also looking for barwork experience
Post by: Bar Wench on April 24, 2008, 11:21:56 AM
There are already far too many knobs behind the bar for me to cope with!  eeek:



BM if you remove your trousers in public with regularity I fear I may be unable to make our meet up!
Title: Re: Also looking for barwork experience
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2008, 11:24:07 AM
There are already far too many knobs behind the bar for me to cope with!  eeek:



BM if you remove your trousers in public with regularity I fear I may be unable to make our meet up!
Who said it was in public?  eyes:
Title: Re: Also looking for barwork experience
Post by: Bar Wench on April 24, 2008, 11:25:20 AM
There are already far too many knobs behind the bar for me to cope with!  eeek:



BM if you remove your trousers in public with regularity I fear I may be unable to make our meet up!
Who said it was in public?  eyes:

LANDLADY!
Title: Re: Also looking for barwork experience
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2008, 11:26:39 AM
She is going to let them out for me ‘cos they no longer fit…  redface:
Title: Re: Also looking for barwork experience
Post by: Snoopy on April 24, 2008, 11:27:08 AM
Shrunk in the wash I 'spect  ::)
Title: Re: Also looking for barwork experience
Post by: Bar Wench on April 24, 2008, 11:28:18 AM
Shrunk in the wash I 'spect  ::)

Doesn't that happen to all clothes after time?  eeek:
Title: Re: Also looking for barwork experience
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2008, 11:28:49 AM
Shrunk in the wash I 'spect  ::)
Yes... prolly...  whistle:
Title: Re: Also looking for barwork experience
Post by: Snoopy on April 24, 2008, 11:30:47 AM
 noooo: The bathroom scales tell a different story I'm afraid.
Title: Re: Also looking for barwork experience
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2008, 11:32:15 AM
To be fair... I've owned them >15 years... prolly in excess of 20 years...  whistle:
Title: Re: Also looking for barwork experience
Post by: Bar Wench on April 24, 2008, 11:32:29 AM
noooo: The bathroom scales tell a different story I'm afraid.

I don't own any.  redface:
Title: Re: Also looking for barwork experience
Post by: Snoopy on April 24, 2008, 11:46:42 AM
To be fair... I've owned them >15 years... prolly in excess of 20 years...  whistle:

Buy new ones you cheapskate!
Title: Re: Also looking for barwork experience
Post by: Snoopy on April 24, 2008, 11:47:15 AM
noooo: The bathroom scales tell a different story I'm afraid.

I don't own any.  redface:

I often wish I didn't   noooo:
Title: Re: Also looking for barwork experience
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2008, 11:48:16 AM
To be fair... I've owned them >15 years... prolly in excess of 20 years...  whistle:

Buy new ones you cheapskate!
It is my dinner suit...  sad24:
Title: Re: Also looking for barwork experience
Post by: Snoopy on April 24, 2008, 12:02:41 PM
To be fair... I've owned them >15 years... prolly in excess of 20 years...  whistle:

Buy new ones you cheapskate!
It is my dinner suit...  sad24:

Cheapskate!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=494093&in_page_id=1770&in_a_source=
Title: Re: Also looking for barwork experience
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2008, 12:10:07 PM
To be fair... I've owned them >15 years... prolly in excess of 20 years...  whistle:

Buy new ones you cheapskate!
It is my dinner suit...  sad24:

Cheapskate!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=494093&in_page_id=1770&in_a_source=
We don't have Asda...  noooo:
Title: Re: Also looking for barwork experience
Post by: Nick on April 24, 2008, 12:12:22 PM
There are already far too many knobs behind the bar for me to cope with!  eeek:



BM if you remove your trousers in public with regularity I fear I may be unable to make our meet up!
Who said it was in public?  eyes:

LANDLADY!

Ditto Boys tsk
Title: Re: Also looking for barwork experience
Post by: Bar Wench on April 24, 2008, 12:14:32 PM
To be fair... I've owned them >15 years... prolly in excess of 20 years...  whistle:

Buy new ones you cheapskate!
It is my dinner suit...  sad24:

Cheapskate!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=494093&in_page_id=1770&in_a_source=
We don't have Asda...  noooo:

Order it online and send it to Miss Piggy!
Title: Re: Also looking for barwork experience
Post by: Nick on April 24, 2008, 12:15:46 PM
My will y is online?

Must check!






Checks very carefully

































Thank God!
Title: Re: Also looking for barwork experience
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2008, 12:45:25 PM
To be fair... I've owned them >15 years... prolly in excess of 20 years...  whistle:

Buy new ones you cheapskate!
It is my dinner suit...  sad24:

Cheapskate!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=494093&in_page_id=1770&in_a_source=
We don't have Asda...  noooo:

Order it online and send it to Miss Piggy!
Why would she want one?  shrugs: