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Title: What does Motson know anyway?
Post by: Snoopy on May 19, 2007, 04:37:41 PM
Chelsea 1 Man U 0
Predictably Motson says it was a boring game.
I sat that it was exactly the sort of game one would expect when the two top teams play a cup final. They cancel one another out in all areas of the field and it takes a spark of luck or genius to win it. Better that than a penalty shoot out.
Sorry Wench ~ we are talking football here .... you are excused.
Title: Re: What does Motson know anyway?
Post by: Misunderstood on May 19, 2007, 05:23:58 PM
Chelsea 1 Man U 0
Predictably Motson says it was a boring game.
I sat that it was exactly the sort of game one would expect when the two top teams play a cup final. They cancel one another out in all areas of the filed and it takes a spark of luck or genius to win it. Better that than a penalty shoot out.
Sorry Wench ~ we are talking football here .... you are excused.

It was pretty much the same as any other Cup Final.

What annoyed me was the big deal everyone was making about Cardiff Millenium Stadium was empty and quiet.

Of COURSE it was empty.  The buggers had booked it anyway - just in case.... same as last year  evil:
Title: Re: What does Motson know anyway?
Post by: Pastis on May 19, 2007, 05:28:48 PM
Thank you for that info. I've always been of the opinion that the afternoon of the cup final is one of the best times to go shopping... and it was.

Coincidentally I was also due to go into Chelsea this evening but sent apologies when I heard they were playing. I have no doubts that it'll be mayhem over there tonight ::). Think I'll stay in with copious quantities of wine a mug of cocoa instead redface:
Title: Re: What does Motson know anyway?
Post by: Snoopy on May 19, 2007, 05:31:25 PM
Go with your first choice ..... Be a devil for once!
Title: Re: What does Motson know anyway?
Post by: Pastis on May 19, 2007, 05:43:27 PM
Go with your first choice ..... Be a devil for once!

I plan my devilish delights very carefully thank you. And tonight will not be one of them ;)
Title: Re: What does Motson know anyway?
Post by: Misunderstood on May 19, 2007, 05:55:56 PM
Go with your first choice ..... Be a devil for once!

I plan my devilish delights very carefully thank you. And tonight will not be one of them ;)

But what will Olga be doing?   eyes:
Title: Re: What does Motson know anyway?
Post by: Pastis on May 19, 2007, 06:09:09 PM
But what will Olga be doing?   eyes:

She intimated to me that she's taken the vacant room upstairs and might be helping out in the kitchen from time to time. I'm not sure if Barman is aware of this yet but if you see Borscht 'n' Blinis on the menu she's probably had a hand in it...  eyes:
Title: Re: What does Motson know anyway?
Post by: Snoopy on May 19, 2007, 06:11:59 PM
So long as she leaves the pasty, chips and beans alone many won't notice.
Title: Re: What does Motson know anyway?
Post by: Pastis on May 19, 2007, 06:17:02 PM
So long as she leaves the pasty, chips and beans alone many won't notice.

Don't worry, she wouldn't know a Pasty if it bit her on the ... hang on, Pasty ... Pastis ...





Bugger redface:
Title: Re: What does Motson know anyway?
Post by: Snoopy on May 19, 2007, 06:19:30 PM
So long as she leaves the pasty, chips and beans alone many won't notice.

Don't worry, she wouldn't know a Pasty if it bit her on the ... hang on, Pasty ... Pastis ...





Bugger redface:


Every dog has his day and this just became mine
 point: happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: What does Motson know anyway?
Post by: Pastis on May 19, 2007, 06:29:48 PM
Harrruuumph....

Revenge shall be my mistress evil:

By the way, have you met Olga? spider: scared2:
Title: Re: What does Motson know anyway?
Post by: Olga on May 19, 2007, 06:39:40 PM
Sorry darlinks, is there a prob?

We is celebrate back in the kitchen - Abramovitch, he's da man!

Wodka shits everybody. . .  Up yours Manky United. . .

I try to get normal Sunday after slep. . . 

poka poka ;)
Title: Re: What does Motson know anyway?
Post by: Snoopy on May 19, 2007, 06:42:57 PM
Harrruuumph....

Revenge shall be my mistress evil:

By the way, have you met Olga? spider: scared2:

She will be putty in my paws.
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Title: Re: What does Motson know anyway?
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 19, 2007, 07:32:59 PM
Harrruuumph....

Revenge shall be my mistress evil:

By the way, have you met Olga? spider: scared2:

She will be putty in my paws.
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Don't do it Olga.

I know where that tongue was 2 minutes ago. sick2:
Title: Re: What does Motson know anyway?
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on May 19, 2007, 09:51:57 PM
Playing rugby if she has sense, now that is a proper game 8)
Title: Re: What does Motson know anyway?
Post by: Barman on May 20, 2007, 07:31:48 AM
I?m guessing there were at least 1,000 journalists at the game yesterday ? all desperate to find something wrong with Wembley II or find a fan complaining about it. So far, I haven?t heard a single disaster story or detrimental report.

It can?t have all worked properly can it?  noooo:
Title: Re: What does Motson know anyway?
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on May 20, 2007, 11:17:03 AM
There were 2600 bogs... one must have oveflowed!!!!!
Title: Re: What does Motson know anyway?
Post by: Barman on May 20, 2007, 11:40:17 AM
There were 2600 bogs... one must have oveflowed!!!!!
Well exactly?

Something went wrong ? we should be told.

I fear a cover-up ? a conspiracy backed by Gordon Brown or something?  noooo:
Title: Re: What does Motson know anyway?
Post by: Snoopy on May 20, 2007, 12:27:46 PM
There were 2600 bogs... one must have oveflowed!!!!!
Well exactly?

Something went wrong ? we should be told.

I fear a cover-up ? a conspiracy backed by Gordon Brown or something?  noooo:

There are at least  25,000 fans who were there who will tell you it was the wrong result .... In fact they wuz robbed!
Title: Re: What does Motson know anyway?
Post by: Misunderstood on May 20, 2007, 12:34:01 PM
There were 2600 bogs... one must have oveflowed!!!!!
Well exactly?

Something went wrong ? we should be told.

I fear a cover-up ? a conspiracy backed by Gordon Brown or something?  noooo:

I heard a LOT about the traffic chaos outside for up to four hours before the game started.

'Somebody' said "God help us if we have two high profile teams playing here!"     eeek:
Title: Re: What does Motson know anyway?
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on May 20, 2007, 04:26:08 PM
There were 2600 bogs... one must have oveflowed!!!!!
Well exactly?

Something went wrong ? we should be told.

I fear a cover-up ? a conspiracy backed by Gordon Brown or something?  noooo:

There are at least  25,000 fans who were there who will tell you it was the wrong result .... In fact they wuz robbed!
Certainly robbed.. ?4.50 a bloody pint and ?5 for a manky burger , bit like the prices in the snug
Title: Re: What does Motson know anyway?
Post by: Barman on May 20, 2007, 06:22:01 PM
There were 2600 bogs... one must have oveflowed!!!!!
Well exactly?

Something went wrong ? we should be told.

I fear a cover-up ? a conspiracy backed by Gordon Brown or something?  noooo:

There are at least  25,000 fans who were there who will tell you it was the wrong result .... In fact they wuz robbed!
Certainly robbed.. ?4.50 a bloody pint and ?5 for a manky burger , bit like the prices in the snug
Ah, but our car park is free!  ;)
Title: Re: What does Motson know anyway?
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on May 20, 2007, 07:46:26 PM
Then why is the bouncer taking back handders for that eh???
Title: Re: What does Motson know anyway?
Post by: Misunderstood on May 21, 2007, 04:28:48 AM
Then why is the bouncer taking back handders for that eh???

You said that would be our little secret  sad24: 

And you promised Salmon and brought Skate  evil:
Title: Re: What does Motson know anyway?
Post by: Snoopy on May 21, 2007, 02:05:09 PM
Then why is the bouncer taking back handders for that eh???

The car park is free .... it's the little extras ~ like still having wheels on it at the end of the evening or it failing to burst into flames during the time it is parked that you are paying him for. He is, ipso facto, "protecting" your car.
Title: Re: What does Motson know anyway?
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2007, 02:06:23 PM
Then why is the bouncer taking back handders for that eh???

The car park is free .... it's the little extras ~ like still having wheels on it at the end of the evening or it failing to burst into flames during the time it is parked that you are paying him for. He is, ipso facto, "protecting" your car.
Indeed...

Look what happened to a certain ship that didn't pay the fees...  whistle:
Title: Re: What does Motson know anyway?
Post by: Berek on May 21, 2007, 02:08:51 PM
Sarah Brightman must have had some work done.. eyes: eyes: